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Kim and the Tweebs find themselves at the kitchen table, brainstorming ideas for another shoot...

Tim: You know, we could do an elections spoof.  All we gotta do is get a lectern big enough for you to kneel under.  Give Ron a spray-on tan, put him in a baggy suit, and slap on a flag lapel pin. 

Jim: Heh!  Working title: “Blowhard-in-Chief“. 

Kim: Nice...and then what, put me in a blue dress too?  Uhhh, no.  I’m pretty sure everybody’s sick of all the elections drama as it is.  

Jim: Speaking of spoofs, remember the old Double-mint twins commercials?  "Double your pleasure, double you fun"?

Kim: Uh-huh.  You two doubling down on...  Wait, I thought you already did that?

Jim: We were, but the security camera footage wasn’t all that great...and Mom’d have a conniption if she found out we kept it. 

Tim: Ooo!  How about 'Got Milk?'

Kim: Boo-cake?  Really?  Ok, now imagine it's the day after and you get explain to Mom why all the furniture in the house smells like dried up egg whites while I'm washing day-old plain yogurt outta my hair.  Thanks, but no thanks. 

Tim: No, I mean actual milk...there’s like five pounds of the powdered stuff in the pantry.  Forget the gum angle...we fill the tub up and get a twin.

Kim: A twin?  Uhhh, unless Mom and Dad aren't telling me something, the last time I checked I'm fairly certain I don’t have a...  (pauses, rolls her eyes and sighs) I thought you two got rid of all the clones?

Tim: We always keep a coupla spares for the discerning return customer.

Kim: "Discerning return customer?"

Tim: Yeah, Señor Senior, Senior reeeeaally loves MHS cheerleaders.

Jim: We're pretty sure he's got the complete set...including the unnamed ones.

Kim: (holds up her hand) Stop.  Just stop.  (shiver of revulsion) I don't wanna know.

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Original Art by Gagala
Edits by Phillipthe2