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To say that it’s hot in Spoonerville this time of year would be a mild understatement, a giant blob of high pressure having parked over Ohio, sending temperatures into record-smashing territory. With the boys out of college for their summer break and midwestern air conditioning just not able to keep up with Sahara-like temperatures, the menfolk of the Pete and Goof clans resign themselves to lounging around Pete’s pool. It’s too oppressive in the house to watch the game and too hot out to even think about firing up the inferno that is Peter’s grill.  So the foursome does what comes naturally…drink beer and talk smack.

Inside, Peg toils away in the kitchen, making cold cut sandwiches for the boys, if anything, just to cut into the two cases of beer they’ve gone through. Well, that and it just too damned sweltering inside to even consider turning on the stove. In little more than a thin tee-shirt and the scantest piece of denim that can be considered a pair of jeans shorts, the woman of the house wipes a bead of sweat from the tip of her nose as she slathers mayo onto slices of bread. Ham and bologna applied, Peg makes a feigned effort to cool her mammoth mammaries, lifting them to get a little airflow…her underboob sweat having already left two crescent-shaped silhouettes on the front of her shirt.

Peg: Oh, fuck this. I’m getting in the pool.

I smell a pool party! ...at the $5 tier level. :D

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