No Nut November - Day 17
What simile would you use to describe this bust? I feel we're past watermelon stage and not quite at beanbag stage...
"Her breasts flowed downwards, their massive bulk resting on her warm lap. The dress's straps held on for dear life trying to cover the monstrous orbs - the slightest tug threatening to rip away all pretenses of modesty."
Eh, that's the best I can do, and I didn't even compare them to bowling balls!
Give us your literary techniques for describing egregious breast sizes in the comments!
Comments (17)
Why do they keep drawing the nipples teats whatever so big and thick proportionately for?! It for sure isn't what is most of all sexually attractive for them to be to me though close I guess
"Her breasts billowed out before her, only barely contained with great heroic effort by the top of her dress. The straps of her top sang and twanged like high tension wires in a stiff breeze at any shifting of her weight or position as her fat breasts fought all efforts to contain them, like a pair of jailed prehistoric monsters."
Love it 馃槃
How about two big water balloons
Biggest I've seen, to be sure.
She reclined as best she could on the davenport, twisting her torso to relieve the stress on her thighs, which were on the verge of losing circulation from the immense weight of those gelatinous attachments she once called breasts. Now they were more like toddlers hanging from her chest wall.
This one made me LOL 馃槃
Huge tracts of land. :) (What, the classics always are in style.)
They are classics for a reason after all 馃槃
I think pumpkins can easily grow bigger than watermelons but smaller than beach balls. Plus each huge nipple can be like the pumpkin stem!
I like it and very appropriate for the season!
Medicine balls
Very sporty!
I'm confused by the cutoff, is she pregnant?
She is not, though I can see how it may look that way. Its just how she is sitting and the angle of the camera.
Gargantuan globes
Not enough opportunities in life to use the phrase "gargantuan globes".