National Tesco Big Brother Database
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The little story of a London wine bar heir who decided to create a company that will scan your face constantly to see if you belong on a shoplifting database. And if you pop up, it’ll encourage Tesco employees to… annoy you? We’re not making this up.
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Rees-Mogg signs his letters by hand but they arrive typed out- it's actually so strange
"Yeah I inherited a wine business and I made my own bootleg Facebook page to semi-legally(?) share surveillance footage with my mates and that's why I've got the contract with the UK government to make pre-cogs" -least insane Trashfuture subject
Please circle back on the SLC house thing - a very lazy google didn’t return anything and I live in SLC and need to know how to avoid these freaks
Stay away from Temple Square, for one.
forward referencing prerecorded vacation episodes is so fucking funny to me
The labour party reacting to extremely easy to appease opposition from the left like it's the second coming of Chartism and they're all going to be guillotined in Trafalgar square imminently is very funny.
Press f to show receipt
The Barking joke was funny and I'm sad it didnt get the giggle it deseved 😔
JRM doing US culture war stuff presents the terrifying prospect of Forced Americanization
Gordon Freeman Wine Bar
I remember seeing this "only MAMMALS MAKE MILK" nuttery from some dope here in the States and all I could think was "Coconut milk? Milk of magnesia? Milk of human kindness? COCOA BUTTER?"
BBC News - Sixth person charged with spying for Russia in UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68419311 A person known as Jan MARSALEK
jo cox was a member of labour friends of palestine & the middle east, called for the end of the blockade of gaza, and opposed the government trying to curtail the bds movement, saying "it is not only right to boycott unethical companies, it is our right", think she'd fucking hate how her death was being used
The last thing I expected on TF was an Ashens drop.
Scrap Heap *needs* to make a Starmprano animation
I think that the MPs are afraid of the cognitive dissonance involved with maintaining their position, having it pointed out and confronted could be very painful for them
Cognitive dissonance is all of white society's favorite pastime, so yeah.
“Face watch” is just pub-watch for supermarkets but instead of the landlord checking his folder it’s automated… “you get banned from one, you’re banned from them all” and you have to stay clean and out of trouble for 12 months to come off the ban. It just means parents on supermarket-watch have to shop online or send the kids in to shoplift.
Keir Starmprano is an incredible bit. now i'm thinking up others, Angela Soprayner
"Remember, Remember; not Alice. November."
She's gonna start calling all her alcohol a fifth of November
These call-forwards have me... confused? excited? aroused?
Let’s say you have an identical twin who gets caught shoplifting. How often would you get flagged up as being your twin?
So my local supermarket (Woolworths in Australia) has a new feature where the self-serve checkout will force the employee supervising the self-serve checkouts has to come over and reset the checkout thing because of new AI camera software designed to detect when someone slips an item into their bag without scanning it and it’ appears to provide false positives about 99% of the time it goes off as far as I can tell (it will replay the video on the screen where I allegedly stole something and it will just not have detected me clearly putting something in the bag)
I don't even think it's an AI thing, the checkout is just analysing the weight on the bagging shelf, and demands an assistant if the weight goes up more than is expected for the item that's just been scanned. It also seems to get mad when it detects a decrease in weight, which is a totally normal thing to happen since people will remove items to rearrange them as they bag them. It's just a hypervigilant system with absolutely no sympathy, patience of knowledge. I honestly feel like the cameras are just there to try and instill fear into shoppers. Seriously, what are the chances that there's a person actually watching that footage? Maybe there's another reason, but I'm not smart enough to know what it might be.
I can't wait for May, personally
Fucking the same Tenga egg had me dead
Re Master & Commander: I wanna hear 'bout Bowsprits, I wanna hear ' Bosun's Mates, I wanna hear 'bout tackle.
we're gonna need to check the sourcing on that chad milk, make sure it's from genuine chads and a proper coal-fired industrial dairy? not enough testosterone in milk from feeeee-males
The gang kept trying to distract us with the upcoming episode concerning Kevin Hart's Lift, but the true nonlinear flow of time element in this episode is that mobbed up Keith Starmer at last explains how he and Julia Fox linked up.
"First, you become fiscally responsible. Then you win the public's trust and form a sensible government. Then you get the woman."
Hearing my name come out of Mafia Keir’s mouth is well. I’m not sure!
pay Mr Starmer his money and you won't have to hear it again
Big Tesco is watching SKU
Keir Starmer is absolutely Sam the eagle
When are we getting our first Guy Fawkes joke re: November's name?