Balthasar Speedboat: Australian Spider-Man feat. Tom Walker and Demi Lardner

When Demi said about wanting to see the sexy robot it made me realise she is destined to do a godlike Cunoesse impression

Meep ❤️

I thought the toilets with no seats were meant just for #1 (due in part to the e.g. “no poop just pipi” handwritten signs on doors) but I like Riley’s interpretation more. Just strip down and stand on the rim, baby!

oh no, horrified to leran that Riley and I share a favorite American winemaker. It's my literal job, I need to know these things, how did he end up at Au Bon Climat??

Riley the restaurant so fancy they give you a crown is called burger king

Coming to the comments immediately after hearing David Gest talk to say I once sang at a charity auction he was hosting and he has little people who he pays to be around him for good luck. He called them "The Little People of David Land" and they were introduced to this dinner hall of people as such. He also bought us McDonald's so critical support I guess

Tom and Demi are my favorite guests they always have me rolling 😂

I love Tom and Demi! So great! 🤣 I saved the Sydney live TF show so I have them around from time to time. I needed this dumb nonsense.

let's go dandin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLagU-dr9A

Gentle meep meeps

I just found a place in Brooklyn called "S & M Soul Food"

There is a Kebabery in Byron Bay called Orgasm Falafel if that helps!?!

Why doesn't the larger Australian simply eat the smaller one?

12 minutes in, truely depraved, my sides are splitting.

Riley making a wine suicide at the posh Burger King

"best haircut"

Please have Demi on every episode with Riley from now on. 🙏

Now I want Tom and Riley to reenact scenes from Face Off together.

There's a food truck thing in Canberra called 'The G' Spot' – I went to school with one the owner's kids, who copped surprisingly little shit for this from what I can remember. https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/6021173/burgers-in-the-bush-an-unlikely-local-icon/

Please don't write on bullets. It ruins the aerodynamics and zeroing

Riley is the most Riley person I've ever heard of. The only way I can describe him. Also Victorian ghost child, maybe that explains why he's "like that"

Nice