Waltz with The Sims

The conflict is not only not complicated, it's also very much not "centuries old," but the fact that they say that is telling

The men with a nine year old's understanding of the world are in charge of a computer with a nine year old's understanding of math

Leaving Las Vegas, but Nicolas Cages' character is played by the city of Las Vegas.

so in israel-palestine weve got: hamas - corbyn hezbollah - kyle israel - Clarkson iran - Hunt saudi - Fragrance unclear where the vineheads are in this conflict

Opening up a little window each day that contains a fake podcast friend

December 12th was the day I started HRT so I apologise to Ms Burchill for any distress I've caused.

"a rube goldberg machine to unfurl a free palestine banner" brilliant, alice. btw did anyone else feel like the quote (paraphrasing) "we want to create simulated people so we can test things on them which it's unethical to do to real people" was saying the quiet part ominously loudly? "we want to do unethical things on a mass scale this will let us game those things out beforehand."

Hearing Milo say cunt at the end of every other sentence is so beautiful

We're going to digitise everyone in Gaza and then let speedrunners compete for the fast solution to the conflict. I am not a crackpot

Neo-salafist Julie abd-al Burchill and her war on graven images

So sorry ya welfare is turning australian

Ed Spheran was criminally underappreciated

COLLISION COURSE IS THE GREATEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME AND I WILL NOT BE TAKING ANY QUESTIONS.

Y'all's War on Christmas takes are inane, but ours over in Sweden are like next level inane. We don't even call the holiday by a Christian name, we still use the direct translation of "yuletide". Which means that whenever anyone dares to advertise something in december and describe the season by any other word, it's the "political correctness gone mad" event of the year as if holding on to the pre-christian term wasn't peak fall of the west by the same metric. It's just direct import of the American talking points to a cultural context where they make less than 0 sense. The big one this year is that some moderate party (basically Tories) MP finally noticed IKEA's Christmas products have been part of a series called VINTERFEST since 2017, and deduced that this is ofc a case of removing the yule from yuletide and forgetting our cultural roots as Norse-Germanic pagans or whatever the fuck. Fuck me. Skål or something

'The Articles of Julie Burchill' sounds like a new Jeffery Archer novel

lmao tony’s chocolonely launched a major collab with ben & jerry’s the week the news broke that ben & jerry’s is manufactured using child labor

Tony Chocolony is still a Dutch brand, based in Amsterdam and all. And they really mean good and if we even are gonna hate on companies that are at least trying to make the world a little better place then what hope do we have

I literally went to catholic school, and I was bullied for going to church on Sundays with my dad

🎶 Four Jeremys on a shirt 🎶

corbyn | hunt ---------|---------- vine | clarkson

Jeremy Corbin must be a Warlock. Has a dark patron, and abuses a Budget Cantrip all the time. Why use a devastating Financial Spell when Budget Cantrips will do?

Jeremy Hunt doing a presentation with a group of Grey Wolves about what the new Ottoman is currently looking like, and furniture they're considering returning with a V to.

As a half Arab it is truly terrifying that 'AI' like Tay who immediately became racist af one day out is going to put me in a concentration camp. I'm going to have to try and convince my AI public defender that the AI cop is only arresting me because the chans and marble statue Twitter guys' data says I'm a threat.

when Ed Sheeran said "I'm in love with the shape of you" he was talking about a specific shape: the sphere

There's an "English" pub in Paris that's across the street from a rather large church. Nothing takes you out of its "Englishness" quite like watching people go in for Vespers when you're outside drinking.

Tories run the UK like a family winding down a small business they want to eventually close down.

Ed Spheeran

Fully automated luxury Evangelion

As someone who works in marketing and whose job this AI would take, I guarantee you the first 6 or so of the 83 truths or whatever they mention are: age, sex, race, marital status, presence of children, and location. Then they will wade into second-order truths such as: homeownership, education level, income bracket, and occupation. Revolutionary stuff

Las Vegas is pretty much exactly as Hunter S Thompson described it. It is a cursed, evil place.

I thought for a moment the "tone" part would be literal and the AI would be cueing up background music and sounds dynamically while you were shopping or getting ads (like an advertising brown note or infrasound).

I love how Milo's voice goes back to Essex when yelling about God

Please 4 jeremys political compass t shirt

61016 see it say it sort it

Real estate prices are going to get nuts for when the sphere moves into the disembodied anus with us

UN to Earth - “I’m moving different!”