Hello, Neumann

"Unto each nation is granted a Dave Courtney" how on earth is this not a TF tshirt?

Hyundai: hung young uncircumcised naked dong always inserted

BMW bisexual man weiners

Twinks enjoy sucking luscious ass

One of the best cold opens. Include me on the list of people who will unsubscribe if you stop doing the moan.wag bit.

"I wonder where all this belief is going to go to." Fascism Riley, it is going to go into Fascism, because our world is terrible.

this ep could have been called Gay Cars by Gary Adam Neuman "🎵there in my car, I am sucking some dick, keeps me stable for days 🎶 in cars [synth riff]"

There are two wolves inside you, one drives a Dodge Ram, one drives a Ford Ranger

I like the idea of Chevy guys engaging in increasingly gay acts so another Chevy guy can make homophobic Ford guy memes. Eventually having a genuine loving relationship and marrying eachother so the 3rd Chevy guy can make a "Ford owners getting married" meme.

FIAT: Fucking in asses tonight

Divorciado, the Dastardly was an all-time great from Nate, in an episode filled with amazing riffs

This was such a fucking all‐timer, my god. Listening to Riley try and articulate the banal evil of Neumann while Milo breaks through with "fucking old raggedy butts!" etc was transcendent.

Honda, Hung Old Nasty Dudes Adultering

milo over here driving a Bavarian Men Wanking

Audi, Always under, dick inserted

11/10 cumtown ep, 9/10 trashfuture ep. Toyota killed me.

Actually moved out of Raleigh last month because my rent had become insane. When I moved into the apartment on 2019 rent was 1200, they raised it 20% every year and my last renewal offer was for 1950

"I know cum fu" Damn, that started off too strong.

Had to get a taxi from the O'Hare airport. I looked at uber and lyft the uber was 80 dollars the lyft was 30 for the exact same ride

the youth need to stop having "noise cancelling headphones" and start "cancelling today's standup meeting"

they also assume that I should have connection with my coworkers and know them on a personal level, to which I retort: they need to get me connection to my data exports and get me an intimate human knowledge with my Data Request Forms

yeah my actual excel spreadsheet python job reorganized the offices into like a even more of a open space community bistro hot desk area while at home I have 3 meter wide desk with 3 monitors and they're trying to get me back to the office to have face time and connection. motherfucker you know what I have? *tasks*. they want me to reserve a seat for the day, commute in with my macbook, have breakfast with the team, have a couple scrum meetings, have lunch with the team in a 20$ downtown restaurant, then presumably commute *back* to the battlestation and program computers? I accomplish close to nothing relevant at my day job but obviously a lot of people out there accomplish way even less than that and they're in control.

This episode really made me view John Taliban in a new light.

Aye, I was expecting Mark Andreessen to be an Uwe Boll looking motherfucker, but apparently he looks more like Jeffrey Epsteins Dick.

So a Co-Op with extra steps?

absolutely died in a gay sex accident

Episode without milo: "I think the 'bonus episode' joke may be alienating people" Immediate beginning of Episode with milo: "ok so imagine all the agent smith's fisting each other..."

Riley I have a very important question for you: when listening to jigs and other assorted reels and square dances, do you prefer violin leads, or accordions to play the melody?