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October 17, 2020

Britainology 5: The Cult of the Legend

We brought on Riley to discuss a phenomenon as eternally British as bad weather itself: the legend. Who are British legends? What makes them act this way? How do you create a taxonomy of figures to distinguish between the Essex Geezer, the Entrepreneurial Legend, the High Street Hard Man, and Tim Westwood? Well, we gave it our best go.

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Lex 路 September 30, 2022

Strong "guy who talks too much in seminar" vibes from Riley on this one

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Gabriel Shepperd 路 June 1, 2022

For some real old school funny Tim Westwood nostalgia listen to the intro on this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4WnGHIK88k&list=PLjIuADMrDKIYxnw8sQHFwAKThlC6iqU-r&index=2 This was the first time I was introduced Westwood when my friend bought this album when I was a kid. At the time I was just impressed that the UK has a popular Hip Hop Radio show as rap wasn't popular in Australia at the time. But I was really shocked when I found out a few years ago that Westwood was still kicking around. I though he would have faded into obscurity by now, but the UK likes to hold on their celebrities.

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Sketch 路 July 15, 2021

I'm used to not hearing city accents on TF but good god one of you must know someone with the standard roadman accent - it can't be that alien if your studios are east. I petition for more working class accents on the show. Failing that, someone who hasn't studied classics would be a start.

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Oliver Ashton 路 November 5, 2020

Cannot wait a Partridge episode if that鈥檚 on the cards.

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Sim Possible 路 October 22, 2020

'They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a fucking legend!?'

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Jack of All Trades 路 December 14, 2020

^ posted by a certified Legend

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Sim Possible 路 October 22, 2020

'They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a fucking legend!?'

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Christine Pizan 路 October 20, 2020

We need Britianology to come up North and West!

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david hobson 路 October 21, 2020

I did suggest Morrissey on Twitter :D

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Lawrence McG 路 October 20, 2020

What were Riley's wine recommendations again?

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Royce Brown 路 October 19, 2020

Was gonna suggest they just spend an hour going through r/madlads which used to be full of "bet him he wouldnt lay on the ground" content. But I just checked the sub and it's bad now. tps://www.vice.com/en/article/3dapm5/reddits-r-madlads-captures-the-death-throes-of-british-lad-culture

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Johan 路 October 19, 2020

at this point Im almost ashamed to ask but what is the opening music from?

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Oliver Cant 路 October 19, 2020

Reminds me of PJ Harvey, but I'm not sure.

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James Wooster 路 October 19, 2020

They actually made an episode about legends the absolute mad lads

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Cheucher Herdelle 路 October 19, 2020

Interesting to get a southern perspective on The Legend

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Anthony Stalker 路 October 18, 2020

Being half-Irish half-Czech I know full well who this guy is despite never having been to Britain. This guy very much exists in Ireland. Also he's hated and a nuisance in the Czech Republic. He's usually in Ruzyne Prison, desperately trying to call his mates from Hull as a Belorussian man patiently explains to him that in Czech prisons you have to pay rent. The Legend is the Rubber Bandits' Yer Da's best Friend: https://youtu.be/iYgPznBrjiA

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Oliver Cant 路 October 19, 2020

You pay rent in prison? Now that's fucked up.

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Izak Kennedy 路 October 18, 2020

Where do the kray twins fit into this framework? As like the ultimate dramatised hard man legends

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Oliver Cant 路 October 18, 2020

Brilliant episode. I have to say though, this feels such a specific Southeastern /Essex thing, that (Someone from the South and lives in the South West ) feels a bit odd to me. Like I don't have an instinctive frame of reference as such. It's the first time I've had that in this series. I guess maybe it's because I never watched Towie when it was such a huge phenomenon. I took one look at it for a minute & wondered how the fuck anyone could put up with primary school levels of acting & plot, and proceed to watch hundreds of episodes of it. Still, it was fun hearing about the depressing aspirations of Lower Middle class types within Essex. I REALLY wanna see the gang explore the North and the South West some time though. Just to get out of the home counties for a bit. I'd happily help with a West Country episode! 馃榿

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amrypooins 路 October 8, 2021

Definitely need to do some travelling South West. In ep 1 they thought Tricky's Bristolian as fuck accent was a Londoner doing a fake american accent.

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Philipp K 路 October 18, 2020

Riley doesn't get what this show is for. Get the Boonta Vista gals and guys on next time and make this show properly stupid.

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bob evans 路 October 17, 2020

i found camelot castle on street view and i literally howled, thanks for the tip boys

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Karl J 路 October 17, 2020

"Too fucking late sunshine" from Milo had me in absolute stitches.

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Pedro Bento 路 October 17, 2020

Oi oi

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Tom Vaughan 路 October 17, 2020

I went to the university of Bristol from 2010-13. Even the less posh people there were still posh as fuck, and the ones from London 100% talked in the phoneshop accent