Going Out Like Scott Benton

Can't get over him being called James Orr. The real James Orr remains this guy, United Irishman, supporter of Toussaint, literally in my passport https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Orr_(poet)

Love to live on an island where the ports can just be seized by a Fred Perry Freikorps.

Getting that religious all of sudden sounds like a mental break

Sorry but just at the mention of Castlereagh I'm obligated to note Byron's epitaph for him: Posterity will ne’er survey a Nobler grave than this: Here lie the bones of Castlereagh: Stop, traveller, and piss.

Surely Kirkster is more it?

GAFCOn mentioned holy sh*t lol

9/11 is elder millennial now? 😤

Riley, if you actually do Paul Bristow on No Gods No Mayors I'm begging you to read his statement to voters because it is INSANE: https://whocanivotefor.co.uk/person/1259/paul-bristow

i give it under a year before this orr fellow pulls a piranesi

It's so deeply British to say your allegedly impermissible funding schemes are "good value for money." And they want me to believe this country is losing its way.

Gilet mentioned

The next time we hear about these Reform guys they’ll have been arrested for trying to hire a hit man.

goddam I miss the era of Tobacco Advertisement Half-Ban when Formula 1 cars had shit like "Mission Winnow" and "Be On Edge" and "Kimi" and barcode style abstract logos on the side

Ok but I would watch the 3 hour Nathan Fielder Reform documentary

Enough money to create a racist university compound/research centre falls out of Peter Theil like Sonic's rings every time he stubs his toe

After being infiltrated by so many balaclavas, im concerned that Dover will declare independence, and agree to annexation by Russia.

Shouldn't Kirkmas be Charlie Kirk's birthday and this, our upcoming festival of September 10th, be Kirkeaster? Allthough I think most of the saint-masses are for when the person died, not when they were born...

I remember where I was first Kirkmas. I was in bed, as a night shifter ought to be, awoken by a text "Bruh Charlie Kirk got shot" "Damn I had him going out full Joffery in Montana for Act 4" "Utah but close Enough. Bets on the motive?" "5 bucks says we can put another shooter on the board for Malcolm Gladwell" "[anotherone.gif]// HE DEAD" Waking up has been relatively disappointing ever since

Applying doctrinal and or nomenclatural differences in places they don't remotely apply (Julian Game 4 or Gregorian Game 4; Imperial vs. Metric fuck-tons) remains my favorite flavor of humor endemic to the overeducated.

Not to be annoying but Nathan Fielder is Canadian.

what do they mean they'll soon have ties why didn't they start with the ties how fucken hard is it to get a run of ties in a regimental stripe

God labor is so owned by that INconvenience store, idk how they'll ever recover from this.

British CHUDs: I want to live in a drawing US CHUDs: I want to live in a Chevy Truck commercial

Funny them invoking John le Carré while scheming on the level of Snidely Whiplash with a massive head wound.

you there, femboy, what day is it? why it's kirkmas day, ma'am! then i haven't missed it.

Mike "Double" Tapp

I seem to remember a bunch of the more intelligent Sensibles attempting to make the argument that the new fascism isn't that because there's no street movement alongside it, which, now.... hmmmm.

Kirk is the old scots word for church that's still used for many Church of Scotland churches... coincidence?????

As a local comedian put it, "9/11 is no longer our day to celebrate , it's been appropriated by Bin Laden" For context, it's the National Holiday of Catalonia. It's not a day of victory or independence (we ain't got those), but a day to reclaim. Its a special day, it's a Holiday, and... It's now full of two towers jokes. SMH.

What is the "happy holidays" to "merry Kirkmass and a prosperous 9/11" ?