November 9, 2025

The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Bones of the Natty Gentleman (with Devon)

Andrew, Riley and Devon bring you: Breakfast Updates, the latest in Bones slashfic, the Bones writers predicting Tim Robinson dialogue and the anthropological delights to be found in 2010 New Jersey.

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Grace Waring · November 20, 2025

As someone who has rewatched All of Bones at least 8 times I regret to inform you that Cam/Arastoo is in fact canon. They get married and Adopt some kids in like. The last season.

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Ioan's name begins with an i · November 15, 2025

I must insist Riley, that we get the periodical wine update. I am interested in what wine you are drinking.

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Vault Tec Rep · November 15, 2025

I’ve seen like 2 episodes of bones. I think I’ve listened to far more hours of your show than of bones itself.

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PaceSchwarz · November 13, 2025

Loving Devon on these episodes

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Andrew MacKinnon · November 13, 2025

Ok but what mid-run season of other shows should they do next? The insanity of 9-1-1 would be my vote.

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Chrissie White · November 12, 2025

What's so funny about depression? What's so funny about wanting to die?

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Iri · November 12, 2025

Boney Island Whitefish live show when

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BarFly · November 10, 2025

"They always put their pussy into the body." Well that's a likely place to put it.

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lunchpin · November 10, 2025

I ONLY listen to this podcast for the breakfast update and ancillary chat. Please delve deeper, spend longer, elaborate more

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Gerald Gantos · November 10, 2025

There are two states I am aware of where an officer can engage in mutual combat as long as they disarm first, and it's exactly the two you would expect: Texas and Alaska. This is not legal advice before engaging in mutual combat with a voluntary or involuntary participant you should consult a bar certified lawyer in your jurisdiction.

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Mob King · November 9, 2025

I instantaneously forgot the name of the 'funk' song we're supposed to listen to and do not have the mental fortitude to complete another listen. Could someone please jog my memory about the name of the song/band?

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BarFly · November 10, 2025

Do You Wanna Funk by Patrick Cowley (ft. Sylvester). I wouldn't say I like it but it is causing me to physically groove and bop at my desk so . . .

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etienne · November 9, 2025

I know the workload is different but re-upping this while in a world historical Left on Read and Britainology drought is so funny

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Rory Fagan · November 11, 2025

The Hogs are full of Bones and yearn for the sweet nectar of Aubrey-Maturin

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lalodragon · November 9, 2025

Breakfast and wine update runs 4:08 to 12:00. Congrats Riley, you did manage to keep it short by Boney Island standards. I'm a devoted Boney Islander, spent hours in a dark room at work hearing about the orange mug. I will say that back then if the breakfast update ran long the episode just ran long too, and it was often well over an hour. So now that Riley has limited time I definitely appreciate just limiting breakfast updates to match.

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Jimjam · November 9, 2025

if you are an Ethiopian coffee fan and live in London , you must make a pilgrimage to the Camden Coffee Shop on Delaney Street and get some of their Ethiopian mocha. Parents have been going for years and it’s amazing coffee. Hoping it’s still open as the guy is quite old but it’s well worth a visit just to see his ancient roasting equipment. Also v good value. https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186338-d8676062-Reviews-Camden_Coffee_Shop-London_England.html

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Nermish · November 9, 2025

oh boy! my two favorite podcasts Trashfuture and Kill James Bond have uploaded almost simultaneously! And they're both doing such similar topics! I can't wait to see the varied and nuanced differences between the two episodes!

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Ben Schwabe · November 9, 2025

Oh it's "Hart" Hanson. I thought y'all were saying "Hard Hanson" and was picturing something dramatically more engorged.

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Chinchillaboy12 · November 9, 2025

I as a trash future enjoyer am also a bones enjoyer so don't let them get u down Riley!

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kiwi · November 9, 2025

So during the breakfast segment I wanted to leave a comment about how this episode brought me back to my younger days of listening to Good Morning America where it was the hosts talking personal stuff, and then we got to having your pussy eaten by a psychologist? from Bones, so that made it a bit different. Great stuff either way, my kind of talk radio.

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Garfield Lasagna Guy · November 9, 2025

Riley please could you share your thoughts on the new(ish) pact coffee pouches that they introduced a year or so ago. I want to hear if you too hate them vehemently. They ruin my morning whenever I have a new coffee delivery. The tear lines never tear correctly and because it's plastic I can't just tear through it hulk style I have to use scissors and I don't want to use scissors I shouldn't have to, it's my God-given right to NOT use scissors to open my coffee pouch and their previous design never needed them, you could just tear them. I would appreciate your thoughts because I've not met someone who also buys from Pact and I feel insane that nobody is complaining about this downgrade in their product, it ruins my morning, it ruins my coffee and when you name dropped Pact my frustration over the new pouch design ruined my listening experience.

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Marjorie Zeager · November 9, 2025

It says something about me that Devon said there are ~2900 fics under Bones and I thought "that's not very much"

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Alexandra Mitterer · November 9, 2025

For a show that had more viewers than any other for a whole while, it definitely isn't!

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Kstoff · November 9, 2025

Thank you Devon for reminding Riley of his promised coffee explanation, I was so steamed after he left us hanging last episode

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P.A.L. · November 9, 2025

"What kind of bones do you think God's got?" Well that's a fun theological brain puzzle for a Sunday morning

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Andy Watt · November 9, 2025

Heard y'all was talkin shit about them Gilmore Girls, and I will not stand for it! I think it's a decent show, with likeable characters (although if you only ever catch snippets I can see why you might think otherwise) and shows complicated, messy, interpersonal relationships in a way that a soulless cop procedural like Bones/Criminal Minds couldn't even dream of. It's self aware in its WASPy tweeness (pumpkin festivals, basket-giving ceremonies, things of this nature) - it's intentionally low stakes, in an idealised setting, making it great deliberate feel-good escapism. I also think Lorelai and Rory's situation as an actively dating, permissive single mum who's best friends with her daughter is reasonably progressive for the time, especially compared to the post-9/11, Patriot Act, cookie-cutter copaganda being pooped out contemporaneously. I also think it's more of a soap opera with comedic aesthetics rather than an outright sit-com, but potato potahto.

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Josh L · November 9, 2025

The one, the Bonely?

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Nemo · November 9, 2025

This episode hit the feed just as I was about to make a late Sunday breakfast (last night's guacamole on sourdough toast with a couple of poached eggs)

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Ben Schwabe · November 9, 2025

Nice breakfast.

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Matt Hope · November 9, 2025

this series is like the fucking bat signal for me

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Joseph Oswald · November 9, 2025

Ignore the haters. If they can't handle you at your bonesest, they don't deserve you at your trashiest.

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kiwi · November 9, 2025

Riley is kinda my favorite because he is like the bougiest guy, but also super cool. Like he's legit hosting a year by year wine tasting and talking about his fancy automatic pour over machine, but also isn't a piece of crap? Love it.

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Jacob Barlow · November 9, 2025

Hey, looks like you guys have a Spambot: 'Trashfuture Author'

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Nina · November 9, 2025

the chaos of this show is such a wonderful soundtrack to the weekend, please never stop

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Nina · November 9, 2025

petition to do a spin off on an episode of BBC’s Detectorists

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TheHorrorThonk · November 9, 2025

Bones ft Devon, let's goooo.

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Megan Tierney · November 9, 2025

Is there a way to have this on a separate feed so it doesn’t clutter up everything for those of us who just want OG trashfuture?

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kiwi · November 9, 2025

No, you WILL consume the breakfast update, and learn about the Boones. Or not, we all have our preferences, I just wanted to be funnym