Stuff Is All You Need

I could listen to the TF Hooning Report for hours. It's the perfect podcast.

RIP to some legends Hindenburg will be missed

I wonder if the Mexican Hoon Cartel stuff is copying from the US street racing scene. Over here, a lot of people posting illegal street racing videos, especially in places like LA or Houston, will title it as "sick insane 150 mph on the highway (in Mexico)" so that when the cops find the video, they can claim it totally happened in a different jurisdiction outside of local enforcement's ability to police.

the only, and really the only, silver lining of the AI bs taking over absolutely everything is that listening to Trashfuture is now explicitly something I do during ‘work hours’ because I can’t be thinking about this shit in my actual free time.

One thing to clarify about the Gaza Ceasefire's effect on the US electrinos: of the 2020 Biden voters who stayed home in 2024, somewhere from 1/3 to 1/2 indicated they Would have voted for Harris if she had committed to a ceasefire deal, and it was the #1 issue for a lot of those stay-at-home voters. so I think Gaza had a larger impact on the US election than anyone important is willing to admit atm.

Poster with a picture of a hoon that says "THIS MAN IS YOUR ALLY/ HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM"

I am happy to report the leader of the Mexican Hoon cartels name is Pablo Skidscobar

Trashfuture Hooning Cartel merch when?

In future dystopian Australia it's illegal to be a sick cunt

Please interview journalist Mirna El Helbawi about discovering how to reconnect people in Gaza to internet after the telecoms infrastructure was destroyed by IDF and fundraising millions of dollars worth of esims

Have you been to mars? Have you checked for men? If only traditional media had the courage to ask these questions to elon

Ah man, it’s been a minute since we had such a top notch Milo meltdown lmao

For hoon the bell tolls

About anonymizing data points. Sometimes it might take less than 5. If you take the age I had a shoulder replacement and I live in Illinois you limit it to 2 people and one is dead now.

IF YOU OUTLAWN HOONING ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HOON

Holy shit, get Elon musk obsessed with hooning lmao

Oh my god, y'all can never go back to Australia. You'll be arrested immediately

Magician's Privilege would have been a banger episode title. Excited to see what spawned the actual title

The idea that court eunuchs were running 15th Century Constantinople (before 1453) is BoJo level history, unless you meant Ottoman eunuchs.

This week's second most jarring shift in tone: Milo completely losing it, and then.. singing.

Recently, listening to the more UK focused episodes, I keep going back and forth on if you guys are more fucked than us in the states or not.

All these nonsense promises by labour when they could just give us the one thing we all thirst for: A Skills wallet.

Mexican is also Australian slang for anything vaguely southern. Used to be specifically southern states but the definition is becoming increasingly vague in parts.

Is Tony Blair sexually excited by ID cards? Usually if a guy bangs on about something for decades with the single-minded determination of a dog chasing a parked car, there is some kind of fetish involved

A sovereign citizhoon shouting, "this court has no authority, that isn't a Mexican flag!"

'scuse me mate, it's the Transpo not the Transporto. The second has too many syllables.

Does Starmer think other countries with similar wealth have potholes? This isn't America, you can jump on a £35 Ryanair flight and check out countless other countries. Potholes are such an unbelievably trivial problem to fix

Sir Kir’s AI wet dream reminds me of the underwear gnomes from South Park: Step one: Steal everyone’s underwear. Step two: Step three: Make a lot of money. “But what about step two?” “Never mind about step two.” I live in Silicon Valley and I’ve watched the invention of the Internet, the personal computer, the smart phone. Now these idiots are pouring billions of dollars into a technology that’s bad for the environment, has no path to profitability, and has already hit a wall. Just like the UK government they can’t admit they are full of shit because “the market” won’t like it. Well the market is going to be pretty angry when these guys are left holding their dicks in the middle of a fast-moving river. As the water is rising up to their chins they’ll still be shouting “AI is the future.”

actually inconsolable that our boys at hindenburg are shutting down, they were my favorite libertarian paradise type outfit

kind of weird to replace your government with a b2b marketer but it does feel like we're all headed that way so looking forward to getting tips on how to deal.

The Magician's privilege is the birthday boy's reward

Finding out about Australian-Mexican Hoon Cartel was like learning Japanese Chicano lowriders was a thing. Mexican cultural win?

Issue with the potholes is not finding them but fixing them. Plenty of people in Britain are eager to report. Will the AI stand there in a high vis vest with the tamping stick?

I want to see an article from a think tank guy that's like 'the west needs to further develop its own hooning capabilities such that it is not outstripped by the dastardly BRICS Mexican hoons'

horrified to realise that after its death, Hindenburg Capital will surely be succeeded by Hitler Capital (guess that's just Elon Musk, amirite?!?!?! my dastardly plot to obtain a guest spot on tv show 'have i got news for you' proceeds apace)

Jaso Statho

it's honestly pathetic watching the government hunched over the Grovelling lever, getting increasingly frustrated as their attempts to do Derek Mackay to Sam Altman ('hey 🤚 investment 2nite king?') fail harder and harder. just totally incapable of understanding that the whole thing about globalised capitalism is that it gives international oligarchs all the cards and everyone else none, so it doesn't matter how many seductive messages you send them if they've decided collectively that you have Bad Vibes

Australians appropriating closed Mexican hooning culture

I don't think Riley pronounced a single Australian location properly in this entire episode. Which basically makes him an honorary Australian because we can't pronounce our own locations either. Good job, ya mad cunt.

its true, stuff IS all I need, glad to see TF admit this fundamental truth

Was listening to Paris Marx, Brian Merchant and Jason Koebler talk about the UK AI thing last night on "Sytem Crash" and immediately thought "the TF crew will be loving this"

thank god, i need my trashfuture iv drip