Go Hoke, Go Broke
We check in on old friend Volocopter, a company we assume is going from strength to strength as the official air taxi partner of Neom! Where a later reading indicates that eight year olds are driving trucks. Also, the UK is in economic crisis again, and we don’t even have the fun of a bathrobe soiling-prime minister.
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YES I'm all for newly linguistics-pilled Riley
Dirkmaxing: finding ways to conceal more daggers in your kilt
Riley are you reading Riders Rulers and Traders by David Chaffetz bc me too
P0rn Hub is all steppesister videos now
Climb Blue Tree Meadow Lift bonds to icy red skies Empty fields behind My broken shackles lie with Footprints in the melting snow - Starmer in a letter to King Charles (probably)
Things seem bleak, until you realise there's a breakdancing contest and the prize money is exactly what Britain needs to keep its economy going
On the bonds stuff, a quick clarification: One of the assumptions people make is that bonds change their yield because of the risk that a country won't pay their bonds AKA default risk. This literally cannot happen in a country with its own central bank issuing bonds in its own currency. Without default risk, the only thing bond traders need to care about is the yield relative to the central bank rate which strictly speaking means that the bond yield is whatever the government, acting through its agent the central bank, wants it to be. That said, in practice the government likes to pretend it's constrained (because we are at the mercy of a clueless and feckless ruling class who don't like to be held responsible the state of the world) so instead the central bank sets rates as a kind of signal for where they want inflation to be (with dubious evidence as to how effective that is): If they want inflation to go down, they raise the rates; if they want inflation to rise, they lower it. That means that all of the shifts in bond rates can be tracked towards not even inflation expectations, but the ossified inflation expectations of the Bank of England. That on its own explains both the Truss "crash", where the orthodoxy would just expect her measures to cause inflation and therefore need to be adapted to, and the current situation where nobody expects UK bonds to be brought back down any time soon.
In all fairness, the US has had some real breakthroughs in the development of self-driving children for a number of years now
It's so Volover
Volocopter sounds like polari
We need abdel rahman mounif to write “cities of salt 2”
Unless one of you guys wants to do it
the inevitable happened and a Labour MP just decided that he'd be going along with the grooming gangs panic, doing his best Patriotic Alternative impression by calling for 'us' to 'challenge the orthodoxy of progressive liberal multiculturalism', but I checked his wiki and apparently he (Dan Carden) is an "avowed socialist" who served in the Corbyn cabinet and was until recently a Socialist Campaign Group member? nothing makes sense anymore lol. Is this one of those 'saying the word is praxis' guys, perhaps more of a 'national' socialist, you might say? He did use the word 'working-class' in that annoying way that politicians often do where it's obvious they're talking about a cultural Vibe (i.e. white, male, regional accent, seems like the kind of person who'd wax lyrical about goin' down t' pits) instead of a socioeconomic category, but a lot of people who aren't completely deranged also do that, so...
...and now a second call for inquiry has hit the Labour Party (this time by a Blairite racist - bipartisanship, woo!) They're gonna do an inquiry, aren't they. All because Elon Musk saw a tweet.
I thought this episode was unalloyed terrible news, but then we learned a Mckinsey consultant was killed at NEOM, so at least things ended on a high.
Marhaba ana esmy Kier bin Rodney al Starmer. Surerto beleqa'eka
أهلاً وسهلاً في بريطاني. هي نفاية. هي من المفترض أن نفاية
Are the volocopter people under the misapprehension that the 'helicopter' is protected by patent or something? Every one of their designs seems to be a way to build 'helicopter, but more complicated, more expensive, and less performance'.
They certainly act like it. One of my thoughts is they can't let anyone think of the word 'helicopter' because the next logical question is asking 'helicopters have been around for +70 years: why aren't they as ubiquitous as cars?' (answer: coming into contact with reality).
"steppe culture what are you doing?" - Neolithic hunter-gatherers c. 4000BC
I regret to inform everyone that we already know what Trump thinks about Wheels. Back in Jan of 2019 he gave a speech about how walls are older than wheels, and that 1000 years from now everything else will be obsolete. Therefore congress needed to build his Wall and not waste time on drones. And you know what, he was right, drones are a waste of time.
i regret to inform milo that his wolverhampton accent is a dudley accent (an issue shared with peaky blinders). wolves is “yam-yam”, brum is “yum-yum”, treat the vowels like that and that’s wolves
and yes i am not fun at parties
Since Liz Truss was too much freak for the British press, and Starmer is too little freak for the British press, then I think Blair and Boris are just the perfect pair of confident service sub paypigs for the billionaire owned and international finance backed hyper anxious findoms that make up what seem to be the majority of British Columnists. allegedly.
As Jehovah's Witness Starmer, I have a plan to fix the NHS, no blood transfusions
Cold open consisting of five minutes of proto-indo-european gags is what keeps me listening to this despite November never letting Riley finish a sentence
Oh no steppe Trump I’m stuck in the golden toilet
Wait, are they implying Dirk Hoke might be a conman, a charlatan, a hokester, perhaps?
Oh good, more about the spinning rat.
okay I know it's objectively bad but I would give ANYTHING to be an 8 year old hooning earth moving equipment in the boonies of Saudi. dudes rock
Mongolian porn be like “wha-what are you doing steppe-brother??”
oh no! I've been captured by a competing tribe again? I need someone to capture me back! un- unless??
this episode got me feeling like a white Juban
That book title was such a Riley-coded string of words that I genuinely thought it was a bit
But what does “volocopter” mean in Greek?
I'm not sure it means anything; vol- and loco- are Latin prefixes. If you're okay with the mish-mash, I guess it's something like "flying places wing"?
Hitchhiking in the desert and getting a lift from an 8 year old driving a water truck is the movie David Lynch is too afraid to make.
George Miller will make it
God i'm glad i live in the better managed version of the UK, this is depressing for them af
thanks for opening with a riff about PIE, really warms my linguist heart
though sometimes this podcast seems to specifically tailored to me that it doesn’t do much to assuage the fear that this is a simulation
So, “Team Satem”/ “Team Kentum” T-shirts when?
This isn't a dig on the podcast, but idk if I can listen any more, it's too depressing.
You gotta inhale real deep and hold it during the cold opens
Whatcha gonna do when Hokeamania runs wild on you, steppe brother
In Wolverhampton did Keir Starmer a stately portacabin decree
Will Riley give up the distinctly pre-Indo-European habit of weight lifting and start doing steppe aerobics?
Dick Energy is Dirk Hoke's American cousin
my personal hypothesis is that rachael reeves believes she's playing an enormous game of Victoria 3 and she's setting the economy law to Laissez-Faire and trying to maximise GDP at the expense of things like standard of living and unrest
She's just following the strategy! Empowering the Industrialists is the meta, okay?
"One steppe horseman going forward in time, and another going backwards" - reminds me of the structure of 'Proto-Indo-European Use of Weapons.'
Generational Portakabin Education
more like PIEley.
nneeeoooommm is the sound a volocoptor makes as it loses power mid flight
first 😌
