Balthasar Speedboat: The Decline and Fall of Salt Bae feat. Glue Factory
It's the cast of Glue Factory doing an episode of all riffs, no theme, and a deeply felt exploration of the faltering annoying Turkish restaurant chain in London, plus the cast compares their neurodivergence test scores like character stats, Riley recounts sneaking a DVD box set of Nip/Tuck to French immersion camp, and more...
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-Knuspermüsli -wine, radler and treats -Tennis and skiing Is Riley sure he's Canadian and not a kid from one of those old families in Innsbruck that seem normal but then you find out their grandma has a 30-part beef tartar recipe, their sibling competes in the winter olympics in an extremely specific sport, their godmother somehow "knows somebody" in every public organisation, their parent's house is gigantic but also on a 30 degree slope, and also there are some childhood pictures of their grandpa that legally can't be shown to other people
Bring back the theme song and outro introductions.
Advertising alcohol is banned on Indian TV. So you get Carlsberg advertising for "Club Glasses" and many whisky brands advertising their "Music CDs". My naïve ass thought these actually were the products these companies sold.
What rancid fat and body shaming.
Listened to this podcast and then the next day went to a friends apartment and he pulled out the cross-section book
Craig Ferguson was great, probably the best late night host
I work at the factory where we make precision parts for the machine that makes precision parts, and have a Mercedes. Am I German?
After watching Pindos recently (and that was hilarious), yt served me a show in which Milo talks about his family of origin. I had very much the same experience of older half-sibs curing me of any notions I had about other relatives. I think it builds healthy cynicism early.
Nostalgia for the cross section book
I would like to nominate Dwarf Fortress for “Heroin of Video Games”
YES! Going to foreign supermarkets is the absolute fucking best!
The only time Fimmy Jallon was any good was when he almost fucked up the Cowbell sketch.
Loose Fit? Christ I'm so old but it's as good an excuse as any to play this old Happy Mondays classic: https://youtu.be/xfF4k6TxFno?feature=shared
Les Bougons is low key goated tbh ngl. Milo should watch it to hone his Joual
Hearing about Les Bougons on Trashfuture was not on my bingo card. But here we are.
Hard luck harold?
Hide the Pain Harold
To be fair to the cost co guys the dad is currently being used by the second biggest American wrestling promotion to do a match for them for the undercard of their up coming PPV and has gotten a funny amount of segments and apparently even advises the billionaire owner, Tony Khan, on bettering there promotion game
Which like honestly you can't knock him for that that's proper pro wrestling that is
word art, avoiding thick of things sports, and cross section books...this explains everything about the adult I am today
The Stalin/Mao split was initiated when Mao aggressively returned the tongue during their fraternal kiss, indicating that the CCP would not bottom for the USSR.
Regarding comments around the 43min mark: As a working dancer, I would say no drinks on the dancefloor. Especially in venues where one has to work at floor level. It makes such a mess, spilled drinks often are the causes of fights (especially at 8quid a pint ) and finally, holding an open container of drink curtails YOUR freedom of movement, let alone everyone else's.
As wise as your namesake. 🫡
The Canadian ads you're talking about are literally the Stella ads made in the UK for the UK market by among others Jonathan Glazer, they were fucking inescapable here what are you talking about.
Casillero del Diablo mentioned. Btw normally 10 £ bottles of cabernet sauvignon are aged fir 8 months in American oak 200l barrels in Chile.
The rizzler isn't real. He can't hurt me.
Omg i finLly get to learn what the fuck is salt bae!
Unfortunately, the Costco guy is back as an active professional wrestler. He is going to do one match at AEW at the Full Gear pay per view this Saturday.
Full Gear? That's a bit on the nose for a pro wrestling event... For those who might not know this 'Gear' is gymspeak for performance enhancing drugs.
The gang reinvents feeders and feedees within the first 5 minutes, brilliant
Speed Factory! wait—
Pierre is correct: everyone hates Fallon. And cross-section books cause autism
I’m glad we’ll still get an occasional Balthasar Speedboat in a glue factory world!
Glue speedboat
Cantina was the Kronenbourg ad I think, also I remember the Stella c'est cidre not cider ads