Howard Zyn Presents: a People’s Cigstory of the United States feat. Matt Bors and Ben Clarkson

"Original Zyn" slept on fr

Rebuild of New Norm was breezed past way too fast for how much psychic damage the concept inflicted

Stay in the trenches

"Oracle, show hog"

It's a shame this episode came out just before Eric Adams was zindicted

Tucker has finally succumbed to nominative determinism by being the Tucker of nicotine pouches under the lip

If you snoos you lose!

The bedozyn people of sudi Arabia

This episode made me feel like I was a young child again (being ceaselessly marketed tobacco products). Thanks I guess?

Looking forward to the new podcast "No Gods, No Dentists"

I remember seeing The New Norm posted wholesale by a trans ironyposter, and thought someone had just made an *incredibly* high effort shitpost

every F1 sponsor is the same thing as 40 years ago except 3 steps removed, it's hilarious 1980s: cigarettes, alcohol, computers, oil 2020s: tobacco byproduct consumables, energy drinks, software consultant firms, also oil

everyone knows the Zynn Man is a cowboy character developed by Madison Avenue creatives to shake off Zynn's "for ladies" image

Does this mean you'll be going deeper into Hell and watching Mr. Birchum

I guess the most credit I could possibly give Rubin on deciding to make The New Norm an "X, The Everything App" exclusive, is that he's not the first person to get that idea? WWE (somewhat surprisingly given the new management's commitment to shaking off the Vince Stink) signed a partnership deal with them in March for a weekly show with a 3 minute time limit gimmick, and set up a whole separate belt for it called the "WWE Speed Championship". I don't think they've ever displayed the belt in the regular TV shows, but they do mention it whenever the holder has a regular format match. No idea how successful this is since I'd have to go on Twitter to find out, but unlike with the least funny sitcom in existence, I guess I can see the appeal of a toilet break-sized dose of Sports Entertainment™️. They expanded it to add a women's league too in August, so apparently at least someone is watching. I guess when that site finally collapses they'll be able to get a better deal on a proven concept with Bluesky or whoever. I'd be fucking surprised if The New Norm outlives the site though, that has to be bottom feed even to the bottom feedees who sustain their cortisol levels on the daily wire's comedy offerings.

Could have called this episode "The Zinns of Our Fathers '

TrashToothure

The bit about "how did you know the Minnie Mouse charm goes on the Stanley mug?' absolutely cracked me up.

Okay, in the public zynterest, the next live show needs to start with a bunch of Zyn puns instead of the usual Brendan O'Niell bits

Spoilt for choice for episode titles this week

On the topic of that terrible new norm show, I have to plug the episode the It Could Happen Here podcast did dedicated to just that topic. They noticed that a large chunk of the episode is basically beat for beat of a bit from the Simpsons, just done way worse.

the fact that I can parse, “the chad alp kind of mogs the soy woke zyn in the snus game” has radicalized me into resuming my Japanese language studies

The new norm directed by Alejandro jodorowsky

the political leaders quoting Taylor when confronted with a scandal thing actually happened in NSW recently. When the police commissioner had a tantrum after a Second Generation copper killed a TV presenter and his boyfriend and it looked for a couple days NSW coppers wouldn't get a float at madigra.

I found out my barber was an antivaxxer while he had a straight razor at my neck

New Norms plot reads like a schizophrenic's delusion

my friend's shitty brother who works for the dailywire and i think wrote an article about how steven universe is destroying america which i think sums up the conservative ideal

STRONG start, Nova.

tucker carlcinoma

small correction: alli provided the 14k for the events (parties before/for her 40th), the FA provided the tickets for the taylor concert also she got a free trip to israel from european aipac (elnet) in late september 2023 lol

Tucker Carlson? You mean the boy who lives in the cupboard under Elon Musk’s stairs? Thank goodness he got accepted by _Durmstrang_, where all the other boys can see him for the most specialest golden boy that he is.

Cop with gun pulled on someone's dog "uhh oracle I need to uhh do a number 2"

But without the dangerous radio waves how would I have my aesthetically perfect teeth!

Buy Zyn!

Real Vizer heavy chat these days

Minor correction! Milo’s talking about Fest, a Belorussian cigarette brand that actually gets quite a bit of import to the UK. The iconic thumbs down image is made better by the fact that the guy in question is shirtless down to his black skinny jeans, and the woman’s hand is immaculately manicured. It’s this kind of subtle visual storytelling that makes the Fest cigarette the thinking man’s choice. Because God knows it’s not the cigarettes themselves, those fuckers are half tar by mass. Wonderful throwback there, RETURN WITH A В

Immediate ceasefire and return of the sausages

I thought Snus gave u pancreatic cancer which is like nuking your guts

Laughed so hard at cigarette pack that just says suffering in russian/cigarette pack that says impotence in russian with a girl doing thumbs down at crotch that I thought I was going to die for a second. I don't know why it got me that bad but holy shit

A little late to the game on the new Norm, eh

Tucker uses mint-flavored snus?? Any Nordic teenager would kill him with their snus.

Zyns are bitch-made tho

There's actually tobacco and non-tobacco nicotine Snus. The latter is way safer, as it's generally the plant stuff and not the nicotine that gives you cancer

Engineers and dentists: the most conspiracy prone sciencey folks

Let’s go!