Welcome to the New Flesh
As Labour takes a landslide victory on fewer votes than they received in 2019, we reflect on the concepts and articles that are time travelling here from 1997 and how the right is going to respond and rebuild. Also, we talk about universities, the state, and private capital combining to surveil students protesting for Gaza… which we can only assume will intensify!
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MILO ALERT Milo’s special ‘Voicemail’ is premiering on YouTube on July 10th - check it out here:
https://youtu.be/x4oTP3M6ppo
EDINBURGH LIVE SHOW ALERT We're going to be live at Monkey Barrel comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe on August 14 (NOW SOLD OUT)
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Comments (29)
I’m sorry it had to happen like this with rowling, but you knew she was no good when her grown adult fans were saying shit like ‘I sort into the gigglesnort house, how about you.’
“There’s no way it fits in easily, but my god is it satisfying…”
Thus began The Great Keirsade
BCU mentioned 🥳🥳🥳 but fr i don't really understand this. when i went there (2021) there was basically no security apparatus other than turnstiles and it was extremely easy to bypass that and go basically wherever. basically no cameras, even, so i imagine it's not actually going to work or do anything
1000 year Reich boy summer
Mark Zuckerbeast
The Thousand Keir Reich?
Like I said, Riley is becoming the thing he sought to destroy
Fisker has a hilarious corporate genealogy, btw. The original Fisker went bankrupt and became a a subsidiary of a Chinese conglomerate who renamed it Karma. Then Mr. Fisker somehow got to start another electric car company which has now also gone bankrupt. To make this more TF, Karma sued Lordstown Motors a few years back.
Sad that no one on the mics was particularly familiar with the Fisker Motors model lines. If they had been, surely there would have been a Fisker Ronin joke.
the few remaining traces of Québécois nationalism leaving my body as the New New Labor was elected and Lewis Hamilton won the UK Grand Prix at Silverstone
proud Chinese EV owner babey China #1
hearing November say 'omegaverse' dealt me immediate and fatal psychic damage
November saying "KKKeir SStarmer" at about 30:41 sounded like Lavrentiy Beria mocking the prison guard with a stammer in The Death of Stalin
Hussein's Xeni Jardin twitter deepcut took me out
the least the hedge fund/landowner that employs me to do some research and teaching on the side of my real job of reporting students to the home office is pay me as much as the shareholders 🤷🏼♀️
Ten Keirs to save the west
Birmingham City University, the deadly rivals of Aston Villa University
I can't increase the dosage on my antidepressants any more than they already been upped. Need harder drugs.
Really like the t-shirts but the shipping to US is brutal. I wish there were some US fulfillment option.
Yeah this is an unfortunate byproduct of the USPS board doing sabotage—it doubled or tripled shipping costs to the US even when we're just sending them Royal Mail standard untracked. The only way to make it cheaper is to send it sea mail and it takes like 3 months, which is... untenable. We're looking into US fulfillment options and if we start doing more regular merch drops I think the plan will be to make that happen. It sucks!
Class clown Riley >>> Epic bacon Zuck
yeah i gotta say when i worked security and was the lady in the office with all the cameras like crucially i was stoned literally the whole time and playing on my switch for 8 hours so like i dont think the app is gonna help with your security people not giving a shit
All this ‘total number of votes’ talk from the Left has an unattractive whiff of sour grapes about it.
Apologies if reality is ruining your vibes
I welcome the new flesh, and ask for it to go further and consume the country whole.
does this mean we can finally all become one
The Age of Sunak has ended, the Thousand Keir Reich has begun.
Does the new flesh come with a complimentary blood boy?