Surely Britain Can’t Be Serious

Hussein interjecting with "Queer Starmer" nearly made me crash my car

I got goosebumps when Hussain referenced Death Note, the exact anime that makes trying to be an effective god look kinda uncool

I hope you all enjoyed your national caesar salad day!

Oh no, I missed canada day!

It's so weird noticing the difference between how my country media portrays portrays Starmer vs how TF does. Thanks TF for keeping it interesting and sincere. Although the episode could've used more voice bits or milfs jokes. Milo, we miss you.

Jacob's Ladder was actually a movie about being Kier Starmer

Wes Streeting just gave the best profile of Starmer. Making a shipshape ship ship shipshape... election night gold.

"my dad was a tool maker" Yeah got that right.

Russia under Putin is the Masayoshi Son of political intrigue and espionage: they stumbled dick first into victory once and now everyone has to pretend like they are Varys the Spider.

It's a travesty that Milo wasn't present to do the Starmer voice for this.

I'm probably the last to say this but the son in masayoshi son is pronounced sown, not sawn

The pod is pretty gloomy without Milo…

Left-hand column: Alas! The time comes when man will give birth to no more stars. Alas! The time of the most contemptible man is coming, who can no longer despise himself! Behold, the Last Man. 'What is love? What is creation? What is Longing? What is a star?'. Thus asks the Last Man and blinks. Right-hand column: I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a Body Without Organs I'm endless sea of grey, I'm incapable of shame...

Masayoshi Son doing a full-reverse JRPG and using the power of not spending time with friends to _create_ god

The labour candidate where I am is super transphobic. Imagine standing in Birmingham Ladywood and hating the Dolls?!!

We've been calling what Starmer's doing a small target strategy in Australian politics for decades except Starmer has taken it to a psychological extreme.

Whenever I saw the SoftBank logo in Japan where it's mostly just a phone service provider I felt like I was going insane. Now I've come back and have gotten used to it being a phone service provider, whenever I hear about the dumb shit their investment arm does I feel like if the boss of 3 Mobile was sitting on billions in investment funds and was publicly having an emotional breakdown and I also feel like I'm going insane.

don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened

Hussein's meal deal order is deranged

Trump is totally going to make Keir drink from the special relationship puddle

Interesting file name.

Some of my older relatives have been campaigning for Labour and it has not felt good watching them spend their twilight stumping for people like Keith and Wes. Hopefully they can enjoy a Hosni Mubarak level result before the NHS gets even more privatised or whatever calamity awaits us with the Invisible Prime Minister.

Welp, time for my last handful of hours of sanity before I start refreshing the results page

cant we go back to the 90s with making a hive mind with the internet i prefer the human instrumentality project to an AI god

Honestly I'm scared of Reform, especially up here in the North. My fellow working class people falling for another tory toff with his magic beans is the last thing we fucking need.

screaming at November’s mustache analysis and ofc she’s right on all counts (Chaplin got screwed, everyone was afraid of MJ)

"Alright Kier, this is just a softball interview, we're gonna try and make people like you. First question: do you prefer crunchy or smooth peanutbutter?" *unblinkingly* "No preference"

it's not serious, and stop calling me Shirley

If aliens were to invade Earth and we had one shot to show them that is more trouble than it's worth, I would share an episode of trash future like this one. I want it to really sink in that much like AI, humanity will infect their society and make it for the worse.