April 1, 2026

DEADLOCK Watch This #285

Even after this long, there are still firsts here on the Patreon.

2002 was a great year for wrestling, especially when it came to the SmackDown brand. This is, of course, a prime example of that. We're taking it back to WWE R3BELLION here in lovely England for this huge encounter. We have Rikishi, the master of the ass, taking on Albert, the master of hair, in one of the best blow-off matches you can have in a big rivalry; The Kiss My Ass match. Or kiss my arse. Same difference.

This match was suggested by EpicPoohBear!

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Comments (30)

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Dickens, Cox & Johnson, Attorneys at Law · April 12, 2026

what if Rikishi did the Kane pyro taunt and green smoke came out of the ring posts

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polo bear · April 9, 2026

Rebellion fist logo with goatse rebellion nameplate is awesome. WCW died for this and it brings a tear to my eye

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Jordan Crawley · April 4, 2026

As a Brit I can confirm we love watching two big sweaty men threatening to kiss each other’s arse

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Wrestling has more than one DICK THE COCK JOHNSON · April 3, 2026

Rikishi was booked exactly like I'd imagine Jawnny booking him

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Daniel Beesley · April 2, 2026

You guys missed the best part, which is after the match Rikishi brings Chimel, Cole and Tazz into the ring either him and they all dance together.

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Hulkios with Sliced Franks · April 1, 2026

Seconds in and I'm dying at Tony Chimel enthusiastically introducing the Kiss My Ass match, scheduled for one fall.

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Happy Tiger Snugglefur · April 1, 2026

Good Lord the Taz "glub glub glub" bit killed me 😂

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VacuumWhistler · April 1, 2026

Rikishi fans are built different

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Clay Goodman · April 1, 2026

This is what Deadlock-ites have been waiting for nationwide. Three Watch This and a Long Way in a day. Ahh yeah man.

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KyWithAVoice · April 1, 2026

BIG BOI SZN

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D.J.O. · April 1, 2026

Stinky…but 10/10

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D.J.O. · April 1, 2026

Kiss my Arse match??? Hell yea boyz lol

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My mom said she loved me for being both a deadlockite AND HER SONNNNN... ANNDDDHERSONNNN · April 1, 2026

This sure is a match that exists

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Brewer · April 1, 2026

It's gonna SMELL

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Phillip Bowman · April 1, 2026

Rikishi always with his gear riding up his ass crazy style

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Mah-Dry-Bread · April 1, 2026

Albert's 2002 theme is SO GOOD

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FalconX9K · April 1, 2026

Jimmy Korderas is very adamant about kissing ass

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A Diamond Cutter Upside Down Is An RKO · April 1, 2026

Should have been a first shit match. The ref has to keep checking their drawers to see if there's dookie in them.

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Sweetz · April 1, 2026

“MAH GOD THERES DOOKIE IN THERE, THERES DOOKIE IN THERE!”

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Angel · April 1, 2026

Kiss my arse is crazy

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Snitsky and Hutch · April 1, 2026

Oh My??!???

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I whispered in your 87 year old grandma's ear; Fear me, dear, for I am CHASE. RICHARDSON.. · April 1, 2026

Imagine if this was a Pierce My Ass match. Would have changed wrestling forever.

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working holds with tajiri on sunday night heat · April 1, 2026

Side headlock while rikishi does the banzai drop would be insane work. We need it.

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Bobby Dankass · April 1, 2026

Let's fucking go!

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John Nickell · April 1, 2026

The new way the boys are doing watch this is Awesome

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Sweetz · April 1, 2026

THIS IS FUCKING WRESTLING

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Batista vs. Simon Dean from Smackdown 9/1/05 Fan · April 1, 2026

Who else up Watching they This?

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The Hoes Call Me Yuto Ice BOMBACLATT · April 1, 2026

TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL???

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Real North Carolina judge Dick Boner · April 1, 2026

THE DOUBLE

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Jerel · April 1, 2026

Ohh MY!