July 6, 2025

DEADLOCK Podcast #305 (Video)

We cordially invite you to the DEADLOCK Podcast about WWE Monday Night Raw on August 23rd, 2004. Kane & Lita are getting married and having “The Wedding From Hell!” It's the most unholy wedding in WWE history when Kane forces Lita to marry him. Also, The Rock made a surprise return at the start of the show during The RAW Diva’s Search Contest. He verbally assaults everyone and makes the girls eat pie. This would be the last time we see The Rock for a long time as he is going to make movies in Hollywood! Plus, Evolution turned on Randy Orton last week after he won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. They are giving him one last ultimatum; He must give Triple H the championship belt. Orton declines and spits in the face of The Game!

Revisiting WWE RAW 2004 Kane Lita Wedding From Hell, The Rock’s Surprise Return (YouTube)

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where's the lube? Up Johnny's asshole *fart sound* · July 11, 2025

As an adult, I just realized that the orchestra was playing kane‘s music classically that was like by far the best part of the show

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Nick C. · July 10, 2025

My regdate on the Something Awful forums is early 2004. They had a really active wrestling community back then (still do!) but I remember seeing the weekly threads in GBS and countless WWE-related custom titles back then and thinking "That's still going? I know Stone Cold and The Rock are gone, people are still watching that?" Finding out that THIS is the kind of stuff that was generating that level of discussion is crazy. Also Tony hit the nail on the head for why I can't stand The Rock: the dude forgot how to modulate his heel and face personas. At some point he decided he could do his heel schtick to everybody but still be a good guy, so his character - on and off camera - became an endless stream of insults handwaved with some insincere "Hey, we're just having fun" asides.

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THECRIMSON FUQER · July 10, 2025

Him and Austin were the most dickhead faces ever.

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Bring out the dill dozer or I zuit suit riot · July 10, 2025

James I got you, "you wanna talk about raw oh you wanna talk about raw" A.I is goat

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Up At 3AM Playin With My Worm, And Suddenly The Only Thing I Could Think Of In The Moment Was MY DICK FEELS LIKE CORN · July 10, 2025

It's 2004. I'm watching The Venture Bros, Megas XLR, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Danny Phantom, and The Batman.....and you want me to turn those off, tune to Spike TV to watch...big...ugly...K A N E? ! ? !

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the big amish nick kurtz · July 9, 2025

i thought james was going to run down what was happening at the same time in roh and tna and noah, but instead this man started talking about toonami and the ‘04 panthers lineup and that’s why he’s my GOAT

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Kason Romanowski · July 9, 2025

Barry Bonds was taking as many steroids as humanly possible and you’re telling me to watch KANE???

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natey boi · July 8, 2025

imagine you’re lita and you’re just coming back from a year and a half off after having neck surgery and like 8 or 9 months later you’re being sidelined from in ring competition again not cos of injury but because creative wants you to be pregnant with kane’s demon baby from hell like BRO 😭 thank god this storyline also led to her and trish having one of the best rivalries of the year and main eventing raw.

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A Diamond Cutter Upside Down Is An RKO · July 8, 2025

I was at the arcade playing MVC2 and Pump It Up, I'm trying to get my Sentinal right, I am not watching this dogshit.

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Dude my meat went stiff when Thong Boi Elmo showed up WWF deserved to die for true · July 9, 2025

My man over here doing Storm Sentinel DHC combos instead of watching garbage.

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Book AJ Boom vs Chris Danger in a “Rizzler on a Pole” match · July 8, 2025

Tajiri, Rhyno with a Y, and The Rock? That’s the SHIELD

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Danny Mudbone · July 8, 2025

“Look at my man with Tajiri with the pies” had me on the verge of tears at work 😭

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Ham B No · July 8, 2025

RuneScape > Kane

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Dudes be afraid to moan, I be in my girl’s ear talmbout Muhammad Hassan theme song, “LAYYLIYAAAAHHHH LEEEYYLIEEEYAHHH LEEIIYYYLL · July 7, 2025

James’s crashout is legit a top 3 moment for me lmfao. Fuck man I wish my name was shouted out this week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The MK Zer-Yooooooooooooooooooo · July 7, 2025

Go down to the Bam Bam Deli, get a Bam Bam Burgerlow, a Ham Ham BigSandwich, and a Bam Bam Bagelow with cream cheese.

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Richard Ives · July 7, 2025

That Heidenreich story was hilarious 😹

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ConsulttheBones · July 7, 2025

I'm out here boots on the ground in Fallujah and you want me to watch KANE?!

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BigJ · July 7, 2025

I'm jacking off to Naughty America, and you want me to watch KANE?!

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Mayfly · July 7, 2025

A sixth round draft pick is running the NFL like a track meet TWO SUPER BOWLS and I’m supposed to be rooting for EUGENE????

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Nathan Pierce · July 7, 2025

KANE OVER TRACY MCGRADY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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Real North Carolina judge Dick Boner · July 7, 2025

THEY FUCKING OPENED WITH THE DIVA SEARCH?????????? VITOR BELFORT IS FIGHTING RANDY COUTURE AND YOU WANT ME TO WATCH THIS SHIT????????

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It's me, it's me, it's JST, Jimmy Shnuka Twonior · July 7, 2025

Idk about everyone else but I actually prefer the Sunday uploads

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Breastination Unknown! Booby, Booby, Booby Soho! · July 7, 2025

FUN FACTS FOR THE PATRONS: NUMBER ONE (wah-pah-chh): If I'm not mistaken, The Rock doesn't return full-time until 2011 because WWE accidentally let his contract expire. Rock was very pissed about it. He only made three appearances between this and 2011. Two were pre-taped and one was to induct his father and grandfather in the Hall of Fame. NUMBER TWO (wap-pah-chh): The Rock looks this way because he had just filmed "Be Cool" and was about to start filming "Doom."

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Mayfly · July 7, 2025

Accidentally letting the contract of undoubtedly your biggest star for years to come is one of the most egregious things I’ve ever heard of. Imagine if TNA just forgot to sign 2009 Kurt Angle again. Yeah this company deserved to die

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Scotty too hottie Dudley............ Dudleyson · July 7, 2025

I am coming

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Real North Carolina judge Dick Boner · July 7, 2025

Genuinely hope everyone involved with creative for this episode of Raw gets shot out of a cannon into a brick wall

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Matvei Michkov’s Discord Kitten · July 7, 2025

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAYYYY

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LOCK 'EM UPPPP!!! ... and have SEX with 'em too. · July 7, 2025

Phenomenal pod, Read my name and watch Heidenreich run his head into a wall at the 675 Schillinger Road South Golden Corral parking lot vs Alabama Doink if u dare

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TravisBroski · July 7, 2025

Legit that match is nuts in the most cursed way

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Jubs · July 7, 2025

The Matt Hardy episode where he returns to shout RoH is my #1 requested episode. There are so many amazing things that happen.

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John Nickell · July 7, 2025

“Kand” all timer

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I’m like Rikishi but instead of having a fat smelly dump truck ass I smoke newports · July 7, 2025

AND THE MODERN WARRIA IS RETURNING TO SGH

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PT · July 7, 2025

Pulse forgot a ton of games from 2004 lol. In no particular order: World of WarCraft launch, the second Paper Mario, Katamari Damacy, UT2004, Metroid: Zero Mission, Zelda: Four Swords, Doom 3, Chronicles of Riddick, the third Ratchet and Clank, the Ninja Gaiden reboot on OG Xbox, Burnout 3, etc. ...a ridiculous boon of games. RAW was already dogshit last year, why would any young person watch this dogshit with so many games to play and things to watch on TV?

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BigJ · July 7, 2025

Wildboyz and Viva la Bam was popping off, too.

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Steve Sniffs · July 7, 2025

Me to Tony..... me to

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Slothio · July 7, 2025

the 2004 rundown might legit go down as a top 5 pod moment of all time for me

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BigJ · July 7, 2025

"Super Saiyan 4 is happening, and you want me to watch Kane?!"

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Mattie · July 7, 2025

28:48 btw MFDOOM released madvillany and MMFOOD in 2004 so you know GOAT shit right there also I was released in 2004 out of my mom i like to think my birth was better than this 04 episode of raw

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Real North Carolina judge Dick Boner · July 7, 2025

DOOM’s best shit, College Dropout, Leviathan, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, Good News for People Who Like Bad News, Miss Machine, The Grind Date, Volume 3, and I’m supposed to listen to KANE PROMOS???

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TheGhettoWorks · July 7, 2025

Guys TONY IS COMING

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Cole · July 7, 2025

Insane amount of chase Richardsons this episode

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natey boi · July 7, 2025

you are cordially invited to the wedding of lita and.. STEEEEVE

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Viggy Pop · July 7, 2025

Yessir (Andre the giant voice)

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PorygonFTW · July 7, 2025

Who the hell is "KAND?"

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The Very Average Maine from Tucson AZ!! Go Cats!!! · July 7, 2025

Danny Doring and Amish Roadkill… JOHN LARENGEITOUS

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OH MY! DIPPERS OF THE HOG UNITE! · July 7, 2025

OH MY DIIPERS OF THE HOG UNITE!!! ITS A NICE DAY FOR A KANE WEDDING!

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Hobo Joe · July 7, 2025

I remember as a kid seeing Kane use a wall of fire to cut off Matt and Lita from leaving and thinking it was the coolest thing ever. Why the FUCK did they never use that for an angle that wasn’t completely dog shit?!

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This is my Favorite Baseball Podcast · July 6, 2025

Sundays are becoming for the boys.

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RKD | Tori · July 6, 2025

This is like the first step in the long line of events that lead to Gene Snitsky punting the baby.