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April 1, 2017

April Fools

We've got somehow too dedicated to the adventure event. Trying to make it more fully-fledged. Especially to make this cart and background moving. Cart or maybe more of 'whoring wagon' or 'brothel on wheels'. And now we stuck with some known bugs for battle outcomes for the event, that have to be fixed before the release, or you'll flood us with reports and angry comments. We aware that it might happened anyway right after this post. So if it's an April Fools joke, that's the one we are making on ourselves. We are moving the countdown and release date to 3-d of April.

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Comments (59)

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xraystyle · April 15, 2017

will they be building inside to staff room and maids room

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DragonFire · April 19, 2017

You are suggesting we could look/walk inside the Staff/Security/Maid's room? If so, that's been suggested for a while, but guess we would have to wait and see if they wanna make it possible? I could think of a number of funny stuff to happen inside those rooms as well :D

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Darot (Book and Games) · April 6, 2017

Our team wishes you lots of inspiration, colleagues~!

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Inceton Games · April 5, 2017

Nice :)

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Oh10 · April 5, 2017

Issues with alice showing up in gh room and i already know she need to be in the list not any room or part of your gang

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Sam Kazi · April 4, 2017

The debt collectors are not spawning for me and my debt is at about 8,000

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IxFa · April 4, 2017

Kidnapping quest not available for Female-Characters(FC)

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sotiris vasiliou · April 3, 2017

i can not make a payment i do not know the why??

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modimen · April 3, 2017

I'm too

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modimen · April 3, 2017

Where is the new version?

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prj ra1der · April 3, 2017

14 minutes XD

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Kei · April 3, 2017

No more april fools right? Would be a really outdated joke now.

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Beanster48 · April 3, 2017

Delayed til next month sorry guys.

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The SimBro team · April 3, 2017

Random wish granted ;)

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DragonFire · April 3, 2017

1 hour 26 min to go :D

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AKOBEL · April 3, 2017

3 hours to go xD

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Kr31 · April 2, 2017

Did they get rid of the master bedroom? I started a new game and it isn't in there.

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DragonFire · April 3, 2017

What version are you playing? The new one is not yet available for download, so can not comment on that one, but doubt they would remove the master bedroom. In 2.1 (soon to be the latest old version) The master bedroom can be build on the regular floor for $1000 and if I recall correctly it may require something to be done first?

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MrTots · April 2, 2017

I don't like the delay but I also don't mind it. The older version is still fun. I just hope the new one is better. As far as what I'd like to see though, much more Alice story progression. I love where it's at now and I'm hoping Alice gets herself into A LOT more trouble. Rival gangs possibly with many new bosses. And with that they could always target Alice since she's the vulnerable point for both MC and FC. they could try to steal girls that have low moral and maybe some could come to you from their groups for the same reason. I'd also like to see a Lara Croft type character. Jill Valentine maybe. Will Futa ever be implemented or has that already been shot down? A Futa boss would be cool. Thanks for all your hard work.

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Beanster48 · April 2, 2017

If I pay one dollar will it say what was specifically paid for on a banking statement/website?

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Icarus Media · April 3, 2017

All it will say is 'PATREON' .

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WOLFGIRL16 · April 2, 2017

I want Hunk to be my assistance instead of alice, sense my main char is female . <a href="http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/HUNK" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/HUNK</a>

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bob · April 2, 2017

Down the road i hope so see some characters from Naruto or Bleach

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AKOBEL · April 2, 2017

Can i asked what software you use to create the characters and coding?

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Icarus Media · April 2, 2017

I asked that many months ago, I did not get an answer. I wanted to help. :-(

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WOLFGIRL16 · April 2, 2017

They need to add agent hunk for later on, if your main char is female

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Shad · April 2, 2017

I just need Jinx from LoL in this.

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Twisted Mystery · April 2, 2017

I like that another one of my hopes for the game were added. Though in my idea it was an upgradeable car you could use to reduce travel time in the world, but a location you could pick up girls/get new whores, and have a whore available for service in the car to get more clients or a quick few bucks.

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Michael Chiarcos · April 2, 2017

Now this is what I expect from someone who is accepting pledges. The respect they have for their pledges to tell them in advance that there will be a delay and an estimated release date. It is not so hard to do and is totally appreciated. Thank you so much Simbro Team. I just wish a few other groups paid this much attention to their pledges.

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maikel nelis · April 2, 2017

also kinda saw that coming with the whole april's fool

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John Jacob Jingleheimer · April 2, 2017

I hope to one day be a 10$ pledge...

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Kel · April 2, 2017

So waiting for 30 days is easy, but another 2 days will kill people? Dafuq? There's still an update for this month... it's not like they're taking the money and running.

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Matt · April 2, 2017

I honestly don't mind i mean hell i don't know how anyone could, game companies that make millions usually have major issues on their games on release that is if they release on time so i don't understand how this is different

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AGamer · April 2, 2017

With larger subscription based game companies, theres always a lot more content to keep you content while waiting for newer game content. The premise of when a larger game company puts out a release date and it's bugged or misses the date is the same. It's not right to the consumer, and the discontent can usually be read about in the updates threads put out by those game companies. In this case, this seems more like a slap in the face to the people who have followed and supported their work. Last month we got a new content update in the middle of the month, riddled with bugs that were not worked out until the end of the month. This month they put out a countdown for the 1st of the month, and after our pledges were cashed in, they pulled back the update for 2 more days. As fun as the game is, there isn't enough content to keep people hanging on like that. Just be honest, and tell us their working on something and the date is TBD. That's much better then telling people a date and then not delivering. People will start holding their pledges until they see an actual release with decent reviews.

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AGamer · April 2, 2017

Take our money on the 1st, but delay the promised release for some unknown time it will actually take for it to be released. You have my money already, so I'll wait to cancel my pledge until the end of the month.

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Mystical Myst · April 2, 2017

I'm just going to pause next months payment for not keeping a promise made before the 1st. mwahahaha

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WastedKarma · April 2, 2017

If this means it's bugfree, I will support your decision and keep supporting your Patreon. But I think I speak for everyone when I say: you better make it worth our while ;)

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Carl Carlson · April 1, 2017

I am glad for this. Thank you Simbro team for working so hard. I don't mind waiting even a week longer for a better; less buggy release. Thanks.

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Inceton Games · April 1, 2017

HEHEHE amazing

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name here · April 1, 2017

delay because of bugs, it wouldn't be a Simbro release if it wasn't full of bugs.

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Imperator · April 1, 2017

Time for me to go die in a hole now!

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Andi · April 1, 2017

Well, I'm going to wait for the b version anyway, when all the game breaking bugs are gone. :P

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bro · April 1, 2017

I really think this whole 2 extra days thing is an April fools joke. I mean maybe. I won't be surprised if it is. If it's not then I'll just wait 2 more days

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harley bob · April 1, 2017

actually were the beta testers and its kind of a goal for us to play but also keep in mind until a game thats in development is finished and released as a complete product, it will be buggy and every single program has bugs. No designer or creator could ever test ever single combonation of item, event etc to prevent bugs, thus why we give a little heads up saying hey theres an issue here, and not to overdue it. Were not buying a finished product were donating and our reward is the preview and updates, in no way should they ever badger or pressure and no they do not deserve being harassed. When people pressure and demand things not only does the overall morale decrease but the quality of work decreases as well. So no they dont in any sense of the word "absolutely deserve it"

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Maxer · April 1, 2017

No one deserves being harrassed, they deserved being criticized. When you're being paid 13k a month(which is enough that none of them need any other job) there are some things we are expecting. The amount of content we are getting each month is tiny especially considering how many work hours can be put into it, and the huge amount of bugs it has. In this sense they absolutely deserve being criticize. There's a huge difference between people harrassing someone, to simply being angry because they are feeling their money is spent wrongfully.

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Maxer · April 1, 2017

Don't really like the poking fun at complainers like that, especially considering you absolutely deserve it.

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star kned · April 1, 2017

That was the WORST apprils fools joke. I really like this game but it seems the devs wait for the last week to really start to work. I really want to be wrong in this matter and i'd be glad if some one proved me wrong.

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Oolong · April 1, 2017

STOP TOYING WITH OUR EMOTIONS ON THE DAY OF LIES!

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DragonFire · April 1, 2017

The count down clock has been extended by 2 days, so guess it's not an April fool's joke.. However, personally I'd rather wait for a less buggy version than experiencing game crashes and whatnot.. So am actually "happy" about this news, that they spotted something in time with the new event and chose to do something about it before launch, even as it means a slight delay in uploading it.

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Icarus Media · April 1, 2017

It's always good to get things right!

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Thessia · April 1, 2017

Naaaah i believe it will be released today......this Is just an aptil s fool xD

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Icarus Media · April 1, 2017

Oh dear! I suppose everyone will have to occupy their time elsewhere for 2 days.

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Highlord Productions · April 1, 2017

Or you know just play an old version of the game.

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SpilMesterMartin · April 1, 2017

Sad - was looking forward to a new version tonight - but totally understandable, rather it works than ...

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Mike · April 1, 2017

I hope you guy will work more on expanding the actual game content, like further progression with alice, julia and hitomi story and spend less time on a side stories and adding references to other games.

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marcelo · April 1, 2017

Seriously these of the simbro team are some bastards and it only needed 7 hours to get version 2.2 (or 2.1 android) but now for problems with the new game mode due to bugs now we have to wait 2 days with 7 hours I hope this way is worth it

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Apocalyptic World · April 1, 2017

Again one time event? There is always an option to gather small test team for free. Plenty of people would be glad to help with that so others wouldnt need to play with a bugs.

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The SimBro team · April 1, 2017

We know the recent bugs, the part is - to track what cause them and fix them without ruining parts that already working.

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Benjamin · April 1, 2017

Spread the hate guys! Spread the hate! JK Keep up the good work.