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July 19, 2018

Huge chunk of refactoring.

Refactoring means - repair and bring things to order, you otherwise won't like to touch.
- First, I moved deals that are made with clients from reception to an accessible separate entity. Because now reception is not the only place to create such deals.
- Than I worked on char and client sheets. I brought them and item wardrobe together, to make them accessible from any game screen, not only from reception and hero cabinet. They were supposed to work like this, but in a hurry temporary tie to reception stayed forever. Lots of existing and potential bugs were catched and fixed in the process. Although it might bring new ones, but at least now the whole engine system inside is in order facion.
- fixed staff panel that appears from home plan. Now if you choose level up tab, only chars requires level up will be shown and scrolled through next button. Making easier to navigate and level up all your characters.
- client preferences and bonus slider now works a bit different. Client won't chose exhausted or low mood girls. Bonus slider now can give only 10% max from the client price. But you'll see the point when the bonus enough to surpass mood penalty.
- same receptionist works now independently. It used to secretly open clients tab and simulate to click offer. Which caused sometimes missed clients, etc. Now fixed.
- lots of testing were made. Since I touched a very basic mechanics it influenses to a lot of stuff. Which gave an opportunity to chop some dence weed out of it.

It was boring technical stuff to listen to, but it was pretty much what I was doing. Think that's enough for one dive into the basic code. Next I'm going to give attention to the gym and maybe some other more representable stuff.

Comments (446)

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ExpoDraws · May 5, 2026

Rip Simbro, i've been checking this occansionally for the past 8 years, but never been able to comment untill now, i wasn't going to pay a dead game for the ability to comment

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Icarus Media · July 2, 2022

This place is like visiting the tombstone of an old friend, and so many memories and friends made here in the forum back when I was just 'Apocrypha'. Forgive me...a moment of nostalgia.

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Icarus Media · February 7, 2022

Ah....what could have been....

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ExpoDraws · May 5, 2026

Wasnt there someone recreating Simbro? I heard about that in the comments a few years back

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Icarus Media · August 8, 2021

New Update when? :-)

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Derperoni · July 3, 2021

Is there also a way to lower Alice's dignity?

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Deathknight134 · January 28, 2021

I miss Simbros...the game had so much potential despite its faults..where the hell did they go? ( ;n;)

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Icarus Media · February 1, 2021

There is a remake being done....

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Fahad Kwt · July 15, 2020

Play

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CuckBro · June 7, 2020

Someone have acess to comentary section of the last post, for members? Im curious about how the comments spirit going here.

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Icarus Media · June 4, 2020

Be funny if they posted a new version and were like "Sorry for the delay, technical issues..." :-)

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Barkups · April 10, 2020

bro how the fuck is this shit still getting money... like who forgot they paying for nothing every month

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Bryan Weeks · April 11, 2020

lmao

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CuckBro · March 26, 2020

Quarantined or not, money keeps going into my pocket.

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Gatlin Anderson · April 4, 2020

Dude 700 a month isn't even brag worthy i make that in a week shut up you tool

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Bombero22 · March 6, 2020

too bad that this game it's gone, i really like it!

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EthanEverhart · March 5, 2020

Not sure how many people are still checking in here but with Patreon's recent crackdown on hypno games due to "Sexual Violence" it is completely absurd that this game is still somehow allowed to make money on their platform. Please if you see this help get Simbro shut down so they can stop making absurd amounts of money for no work. Report them and make sure to use the phrase "Extreme Sexual Violence".

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Icarus Media · March 6, 2020

Or tell them that this page has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton... :-)

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Trogladonis · February 26, 2020

I wish I too could get nine eleven dollars per month for doing nothing.

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ToxicGamer · February 26, 2020

Sad that this game died i would pay $10 just for them to come back and finish it...

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CuckBro · February 18, 2020

Sex animation of Simbro is best than these games

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EthanEverhart · February 19, 2020

True, but too bad the development team sucks.

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Sivir · February 4, 2020

Good alternative games https://www.patreon.com/pornempire

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CuckBro · January 24, 2020

1k every month, losers gonna cry.

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Icarus Media · January 1, 2020

Happy New Year everyone!!!

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EthanEverhart · December 2, 2019

Holy Fuck! it's been years, but Simbro has finally dropped below $1000, they are at $999 right now

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Icarus Media · December 22, 2019

And....back up....some people are fools, no doubt about it.

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EthanEverhart · November 11, 2019

You know what really sucks? It's taken years for Simbro to sink down to the patreon level they are now, and yet with just one post I have no doubt, they would rise back up again....at least for one month.

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AGamer · November 20, 2019

I'd spam the shit out of free sites so people could pirate it at this point.

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Trogladonis · October 1, 2019

I remember days when the sun shone and laughter could be heard from the tavern.

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DeezNuts56 · September 28, 2019

This project is so dead that now the chat is slowly dying

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Icarus Media · October 30, 2019

I'm still lurking.

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ToxicGamer · September 21, 2019

I think someone needs to pick this project up and claim it

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Corellius · September 19, 2019

i cant believe that this is still raking in 1200 a month.... bloody ridiculous

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ToxicGamer · September 7, 2019

@Simbro team please cum back!

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shado · September 9, 2019

corta stopped giving them his work so they cant do anything without it , they just left the project

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GSDragonic · September 2, 2019

It's quite sad. I follow them to see if they might come back. They had something good, but now it's just an incomplete flash game.

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Icarus Media · September 2, 2019

They will never come back...and the name simbro will be synonymous with failure for all future creative developers...Years from now the only legacy left will be that the name simbro and marune shall be used as a sneer...an accusation of laziness and arrogance in the creative world....men and women yet to be born under suns yet to dawn shall grow with the epitaph of 'pulling a simbro' or 'making a marune' and shall henceforth not know of what they speak. But we shall now...for we are the generation that witnessed it. It was good...it was great....and we shall take that small moment of joy....for ourselves...privately....but for the world....it shall never know anymore that the epitaph that shall be written upon the grave of this project: Here lies Simbro. Never a more deeper fall than this. Reader if you art passing, Remove your trousers.... and P**s!

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Icarus Media · August 29, 2019

Anyone else feel like finding another dead project and turning it into a chatroom? :-)

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EthanEverhart · August 30, 2019

Here Here!

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The King of Brocoli · August 19, 2019

also play my game my n-words. and give me feedback (just click on my profile)

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Icarus Media · August 18, 2019

Marco!!!!

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The King of Brocoli · August 19, 2019

POLO!!!

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Kira · August 9, 2019

it would be great if someone took over :)

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DarigaazTheIgniter · August 10, 2019

I had been hoping someone would for a long time too. Unfortunately it seems unlikely that someone else will...

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DarigaazTheIgniter · August 8, 2019

Yeah. Out of curiosity. Would anyone be interested in a revival/remake of this, but this time with less broken english, original sprites and a *real* engine?

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Icarus Media · August 8, 2019

Mate at its peak, this got to 16K!!! I was here sicne 0.9. (I scrolled down to find my first comment, sad I know!). If it was done in something modern like Unity or Unreal Engine and had high quality sprites and replayability it would be great. There is clearly a market for it. Marketing wouldn't be too hard either, a post on F95, LOK forums etc would get the ball rolling. And there are others there who can contribute if you need help.

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Daniel · August 7, 2019

Is it possible for someone else to take over the dev of it?

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DarigaazTheIgniter · August 8, 2019

Good question. Depends on the support for the idea.

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Plumb · August 5, 2019

the lead dev is a ukranian that goes by the alias marune. it is likely that the other devs left over time and the work got to much for marune and that he just left, if he wouldve told about him leaving the funds would dry out and an oof would be large. info is very hard to get atm but ill try my best to get more! i made a patreon account just for this comment!

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Icarus Media · August 6, 2019

Someone should investigate I agree. Maybe with all that patreon money we could hire a private investigator?

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CuckBro · July 28, 2019

Still blame my game and i lock this forum again! The develop team still working to transfer Simbro to other plataform, Unity3d. Flash no more! We need atleast 1k of patrons, just missing 200 guys, lets do it, spread the game to your friends and claim to become patron. Thanks! News coming soon, but need 1k patrons.

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Icarus Media · July 28, 2019

Go finger yourself with a cactus.

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Icarus Media · July 26, 2019

Ooh can we write on here again? Couple of days I found no comments coming up and no access to the posts. Wonder what that was.

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Kira · July 23, 2019

It is a pity that they do not continue this game had potential

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Jarrik32 · July 18, 2019

Have to agree that this page should have been shut down a looooooong time ago.

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Jim Perry · July 17, 2019

This is a tribute to Patreon greed

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Icarus Media · July 30, 2019

Less patreon greed, more consumers buying on impulse without reading and researching. The queues and overnight camping for the latest Iphone show that.

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Icarus Media · July 12, 2019

Soon it will be a year since the last post....what a way to go...

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EthanEverhart · July 7, 2019

I'd say lets start a countdown to 0 pledge, but it would probably just end up getting delayed

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DeezNuts56 · June 20, 2019

These guys are earning more than a thousand dollars a month for almost a year for doing nothing

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Star Lord · June 30, 2019

Well, maybe he will come back.

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Adm Trd Ferg · June 9, 2019

Maybe the developer scripted for fake subs. And those subs pay into the same account. Thereby staying at the same amount. If it's in an interest bearing account it may even be growing in size. Devious Genius?

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Icarus Media · June 11, 2019

Right well we developers never get the full amount you pledge. I could be wrong and these are approximate maths: (https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/360027674431) $1 Pledge: 5% + 10 cents > Patreon Platform Fee (for having an account with patreon) 5% > Patreon Processing Fee (for them billing, collecting and chasing payments. So already that $1 would be: $0.80 THEN.... 1% Paypal fee: $0.79 is what we get, WITHOUT factoring VAT tax for European customers, Income tax that has to be declared and stolen from us etc. So if there were a lot of fake accounts set up for say $1 payment it would need to be be balanced as on its own it would result in a negative. If all those accounts were Simbro's own, then the maths would be each $1 of his would become only $0.79, losing money. You would need a monthly interest of at least 12% per month to break even from such a figure. As long as however you had someone else pledge of $1, you would have $0.79 which would afford you 6 fake pledges of your own money. The concept is very similar to fractional reserve banking which is used in in the US Federal Banking system and the UK Bank of England financial system. For every $1 or £1 you put in a bank, the bank can lend out more than that.

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Good Lust Evil · June 8, 2019

Keep up your good work!

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DeezNuts56 · June 8, 2019

Sarcasm, right??

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Danny Dhillon · June 5, 2019

I am fairly sure that the remaining patreons still pledged to these guys are just bot accounts they made to make them seem like people are still interested, also so that patreon doesn't shut this page down.

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Dennis Watson · June 6, 2019

I think you are underestimating the indifference of absent minded people with too much money. find it absolutely likely that there are several hundred people who pledged a dollar each and then totally forgot about it. When they finally get around to checking their Patreon receipt, they may realize that there have been no updates in nine months, but then again, they may not.

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Saul Goodman · May 31, 2019

Holy Hell, how is this still making $1,600 a month? 9 months and not so much as a peep, yet they're still making a decent living off doing absolutely nothing. Although it's starting to get low enough to not be full time income. eh what am I saying, they probably already paid off their house and car with all that money they were raking in before, probably don't have that many bills left.

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Dennis Watson · June 1, 2019

Or they are in jail and can't access the internet. My bet is jail, they were making five grand a month on empty promises. If there are any more updates, it will be amusing to see what kind of excuse is offered. They are still making basically minimum wage for absolutely nothing at all.

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WolfWW · May 30, 2019

Games like this one deserve wayy more support https://www.patreon.com/FornimonWorld

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Icarus Media · May 31, 2019

O...kay i had a little look at this and I'll admit at first i thought: * Going to be like $5 pr $10 just for the basic game. * Game will be another RPGM with DAZ Studio images. * Game will be a virus. And other stuff but no, it seems okay so far. reminds me of PS2/Xbox graphics but it's 3d. Demo is only a room so far with 1 guy and 1 girl. it's $1 to get game versions...Good. it's not RPGM but 3d...Good. Virus scan of zipped file AND exe comes back clean....good. Only negative is the main character runs like he has shit himself. Other than that okay so far but it's early days.

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Icarus Media · May 28, 2019

C..C...COMBO BREAKER!!!! :-)

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AGamer · May 28, 2019

Died.

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Icarus Media · May 26, 2019

Died.

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Good Lust Evil · May 23, 2019

any news???

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The King of Brocoli · May 23, 2019

take a wild fucking guess,genius.

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Dennis Watson · May 16, 2019

Nine more patrons since yesterday. They obviously don't read the comments. Or they wanted to set money on fire, but didn't have cash, only credit, so this is the next best thing.

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CuckBro · May 14, 2019

Just one more Patron for we reach 1000 PATRONES! The thousandth guy will have a character with your name, and gonna fuck much hot girl and will impregnate Alice in the player's face and make him a cuck if he is defeated in the fight.

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The King of Brocoli · May 17, 2019

cuckbro is the hero we need, but don´t deserve.

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Derperoni · May 8, 2019

Why the fuck are there still 1k people wasting their mney on this shit? Holy fuck, no wonder nothign ever got done here...

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AsianAlfa · May 7, 2019

if you divide that it's almost 2$ per person so they maybe didn't even remember they subbed

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Willhelmcz · May 5, 2019

I can not believe, that after more than one year without any proper improvement or new content there is still 986 patrons giving 1.593 USD literaly for nothing. In my country I can live for 1.593 USD 4 months like a king. Obviously there is too much people on this planet who do not know what to do with their money.

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Adm Trd Ferg · April 28, 2019

Echooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Yassine Shooman · April 24, 2019

any chance 4 this game to comeback ?

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Dennis Watson · April 24, 2019

It's pretty clear that whoever had the project for the past year lost access to the BlogSpot before they took over. I think that for this project to come back, someone will need to take over the code, start a new Blog, and basically just go with it. I'm guessing that it has been abandoned for three reasons. 1, they can make a decent wage without doing any work whatsoever. The project has had no updates or comments of any kind for more than 8 months, and is still raking in money. 2, it is in a format that is going away. The code has a limited shelf life, moving forward they would need to move to a new format. I'm not sold on this, I anticipate some sort of emulator for Flash even after it is no longer supported, but it has to be on their mind. 3, The code is probably a mess. Every time they fix something,t hey break two or three other things. It took a hell of a lot of work to make the game playable again, and the last release is less playable than the second to last release. I think they broke it after making progress, saw what a mess it was, and gave up. Or died. Or got arrested while spending all that free and easy money in the night market. Take your pick.

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Icarus Media · April 22, 2019

Well since this is now basically a glorified chat room how is everyone these days?

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AGamer · April 22, 2019

I'm doing well thank you. How are you?

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Saul Goodman · April 15, 2019

Lol, reported them for not creating content anymore. Patreon's response: "To fix this issue, please contact the creator directly." They have zero issue with a creator dropping off the face of the earth while still collecting money. At this point it looks like most of their patrons left are the $1 ones. They're probably supporting multiple creators too so the extra $1 goes unnoticed.

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Homer Simpson · April 13, 2019

P-Empire is now the unofficial continuation of this game

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rayneman · April 14, 2019

Post a link

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Shane Lewis · April 13, 2019

i don't understand why did you stop? you have one of the best games in development .

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AGamer · April 17, 2019

Legend has it, Marune, the original concept creator of the game and user of Cortas characters and animations, died. Some say he died in a car accident. Some said he died from illness. Others suggested he met an alien and left for her home planet where death does not exist. In his absence, an impostor, the countdown bandit, came to control some of the basics of this game. They were able to add new underwear to the models and a gym that was probably already in the game but was not live yet. Assumably, if they had the ability to mess with the game, they also had access to the pay the account generated. As such, the milked and sucked every last cent they could and have not stopped yet. They have not even posted any messages on this seemingly dead game since last August. Now, for good reason, I have personally deduced that the reason we have not heard from anyone in such a long time is because they, themselves, are now in fact dead. And I know how. As they where leaving their 1 room apartment located in Vihn Tan, Vietnam, a piano dropped on their head. It was tragic. I seen the artists renditions of what occurred. Karma found it's mark.

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Jim Perry · April 13, 2019

To all those spamming this page you can test my cock and tell me how it tastes

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DemonXelo · May 2, 2019

you're a faggot.

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Saif · April 11, 2019

SIMBRO TEAM WE NEED YOU!

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Jim Perry · April 13, 2019

When you grow to depend on someone you'll always be disappointed. It's over now, move on

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LibraKitty · April 11, 2019

Check my page out for more info. Will be working towards a character creator, brothel system, slave system, and breeding system with randomly generated NPC's. Hopefully I can get my game running smoothly before my med bills catch up to me lmfao

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LibraKitty · April 11, 2019

Hey guys got a new open world fantasy sex game coming out here's a preview: <a href="https://youtu.be/FUlJXAlOD4k" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/FUlJXAlOD4k</a>

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EthanEverhart · April 12, 2019

William this is a dead patron page, I don't think you're gonna get much viewership here

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Dennis Watson · April 10, 2019

No updates to the blogspot in two years, and eight months with no updates or even posts here. At some point the lack of news becomes news, don't you think?

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · April 10, 2019

any news, please :D?

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DeezNuts56 · April 14, 2019

There you go <a href="https://news.google.com.mx/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://news.google.com.mx/</a>

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Icarus Media · April 2, 2019

$1,730 of $3,000 per month We are looking to make development of the game our full-time job. That would give far more time and scope to improve and expand the project. C'mon guys they're almost to their target! Lol! :-)

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Channel JP · March 31, 2019

:D :D :D

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Channel JP · March 31, 2019

$1,987 of $3,000 per month We are looking to make development of the game our full-time job. That would give far more time and scope to improve and expand the project.

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Le Kitter · March 24, 2019

Feels weird to even miss the fucking countdowns rip this game

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Icarus Media · March 27, 2019

1) Finish your main patreon page first. 2) Your tiers are $1, $5 & $10 with $10 being the tier to access new versions of the game with $1 being pictures and $5 being pictures and polls. Most creators start with basic video or game versions at $1-$3. You may wish to change that, especially on an untested product that isn't out yet and we have seen no portfolio of your prior work. 3) Using character parodies CAN be dangerous vis a vis law suits, i know you have changed them but the test in court is the degree to which they have been changed. 4) There is nothing on your page about who YOU are, putting a face or even some personal detail to a brand can built trust. So who are you? What skills do you have? How and where did you learn them? How far are you willing to go for Hot Hero Academia or another project of yours? 5) What will be in game? Vanilla Sex? Lesbian? NTR? Gay? What is your audience? You can't please everyone.

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Icarus Media · March 22, 2019

Wow.... version 0.5 that made me start pledging seems like so long ago...$16,000 you guys got up to and now you're almost going below $2,000. Shame as for a while it was decent, then g-d knows what happened. Now you're basically an expensive chat forum. :-) P.S. Anyone i remember still monitoring this? Dragonfire? Loucifer? ZaTsu? Dujiansia? RC160? Imperator?

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DeezNuts56 · March 23, 2019

Dujiansia changed her name and the rest I suppose they lost interest in this :P

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EthanEverhart · March 15, 2019

how the fuck are these guys gaining more money?!?

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EthanEverhart · March 21, 2019

Don't care about your spam

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · March 14, 2019

Any news, please??

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EthanEverhart · March 14, 2019

This game is dead, the guy who created the models that they used for their game closed off his platform, it was no longer public domain. Shortly after that Simbro went completely silent. Seems pretty obvious that instead of hiring someone who knew programming, the Simbro team was just using the platform without really understanding any of its coding.

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ToxicGamer · March 13, 2019

No update after 6 months!

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EthanEverhart · March 12, 2019

This is the song that Simbro sings to all it's followers: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq9FCBatl3A" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq9FCBatl3A</a>

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Stephen Strayer · March 8, 2019

To all those who actually want to see something that is making progress then I recommend "Studio Lupiesoft" on Patreon. They make good work but don't have a lot of support so I ask that anyone reading this to at least check them out and see what you think. Also I highly recommend checking out "Team Nimbus" for their game as well. It's sort of like Breeding Sim but has a very interesting story about it.

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EthanEverhart · March 9, 2019

It's like breeding Season, cause the developer is S-Purple who was the artist for Breeding Season

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An9nimo · March 1, 2019

No soy desarrollador ni tengo conocimiento en eso. Pero pregunto es tan difícil realizar un juego como esté? ... tiene una comunidad problemática xd pero tiene tantos seguidores que creo que vale la pena hasta como negocio es rentable

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Victor Exedra · March 2, 2019

el problema aqui es el juego continuo creciendo sin tener un control de proceso, muchos bug escalaron hasta un punto muy molesto, se puede ver en cada entrega que algunas cosas que funcionaban, dejan de funcionar o lo hacen de mala forma y que el desarrollados no pudo solucionarlo, eso sumado a las criticas, hace que sea un trabajo muy poco grato, incluso dan ganas de regresar y hacer todo de 0, el que realizo el juego parece que uso modulos o codigo de otras fuentes y los fue adaptando, desgraciadamente estos funcionaron muy mal entre si en mas de un caso. Por mejor pagado que sea un trabajo, si te hace daño de alguna forma, o sientes que sacrificas mas de lo que ganas, lo mas normal es que lo dejes. Si quieres realizar un juego similar, puedes usar herramientas como unity o gamemaker para hacer proyectos similares, ambos motores tienen herramientas que te ayudan a organizar los elementos e integrarlos (si descargas modulos) *Los modulos son partes del juego ya hechas que puedes importar o pegar en tu proyecto y usarlas ahorrandote mucho trabajo, no obstante estas pueden contradecirse de alguna forma y es cuando hay problemas

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jared from subway · February 23, 2019

seems like simbro is getting a modest retirement paycheck of 2500 a month

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The King of Brocoli · February 21, 2019

You people still waiting for SB? why not try my game? a 2-d monster breeding game! (just click on my profile). also gib moni pls

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · February 5, 2019

Any news, please??

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Cacchius McGee · February 5, 2019

sure! <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.nbcnews.com/</a>

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CuckBro · February 3, 2019

William looks like an autistic drooling on the keyboard. Someone bring morphine, inject into the kid throat.

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Icarus Media · February 1, 2019

Sigh...Just think, all the people who came together because of SIMBRO, and now the nostagia as we wonder what could have been...

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LibraKitty · January 31, 2019

Btw its definitely gonna have sex and races like humans, elves, catgirls etc. To keep it simple everyones gonna use the same body but everyone gonna have different weights from skinny to very thick. That will make it 100x easier to make clothes and save me days of work. I just want a game that I can play a crazy powerful warrior mage from a warriors guild with tons of people all over the world that praise me, and a game with sex. I find it makes my skyrim playthrough much more diverse and realistic.

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LibraKitty · January 31, 2019

Well, honestly I need to get the body, hair and clothes ready first. Thats what I'm gonna be working on until Monday. Then the sex animations which is probably gonna be hell. I want this game to bridge the gap between AAA games and sex games which means I need AAA graphics, realistic bodies and a working, fun game without sex in it at all. I want the sex to work like how skyrim sexlab mods work if you haven't already checked them out. As it is now, the game is a working RPG with the animations and NPC behaviors. I'm definitely gonna go by a weight system like in skyrim though, no real body options for now until I'm done the game.

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Icarus Media · January 31, 2019

Release a countdown. :-)

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LibraKitty · February 14, 2019

I'll set up my patreon page with content today. Lmao honestly getting my character rigged with face sliders, body sliders, breast and butt physics has been a pain in the ass. I can't really get into deep coding until I get my customization characters, races & animations sorted out. Making a character creator and spawning randomized NPCs should be easy though

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ХЕЛОН · January 30, 2019

луче если вы убирете завесания и баги

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LibraKitty · January 30, 2019

Been working an a new open world game that's a carbon copy of Simbro, just set 1000 years ago, with realistic graphics. At this point I've got a character creator with face/body options. Not much to show for it until I at least get the game mechanics and sex animations working. At some point in two weeks I should be ready to add a day/night cycle where every morning 10 girls are spawned at a bar with a chance to take them home. Would people actually be interested in a game like that?

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Darius1994 · January 30, 2019

I would. sounds like you really thought this out

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The King of Brocoli · January 25, 2019

Hey guys, I just made my first game deving attempt. Extrapolate your onions. <a href="https://brocoligamesdevlog.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://brocoligamesdevlog.blogspot.com/</a> also rip simbro

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Adm Trd Ferg · January 25, 2019

How do you extrapolate an Onion?

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Channel JP · January 24, 2019

1720 patrons yet !! How is it possible ?

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Akyumi · January 24, 2019

No, there are still 3408 patrons xD

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Icarus Media · January 23, 2019

It's all over lads, time to go home now. Plenty of other stuff out there.

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Jamil Angui · January 22, 2019

Anyone know why the downloads arent working?

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EthanEverhart · January 22, 2019

Probably cause the game is dead. Simbro may have completely pulled the plug. Of course, all without telling us

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Dennis Watson · January 18, 2019

Three thousand dollars a month for absolutely nothing. The last update was broken AF, and that broken useless update was released last August. Almost six months of absolute silence. The blogspot hasn't been updated in years. Apparently the original project leader died, and someone with the password for the Patreon but not the Blogspot password took over to milk the project. They actually made a little bit of progress, and if they had been truthful about what was happening this project would probably still be going forward. Hell, plenty of people with the right skills would have been willing to step up and help for a share of the take, which was roughly ten thousand per month at that time. But since they weren't truthful, they turned all the goodwill into hate, and apparently they've given up but have decided to see how much free money they can milk from the suckers. Lots of us were giving them the benefit of the doubt, for a long time, but the more they lied to us and even trolled us, the worse the hate got. I think the project was pretty cool, but whoever took it over and is refusing to update it now has been pretty awful to the fans. The backlash has been epic. It's a shame.

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Icarus Media · January 18, 2019

And it's now less than $3,000...what a sad and painful end to something which started off as hopeful.

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POGPLANT · January 17, 2019

why is this game dead?

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The King of Brocoli · January 17, 2019

Because you touch yourself at night.

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · January 16, 2019

Any news, please? :D

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Icarus Media · January 17, 2019

It's still dead.

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VIlvord · January 16, 2019

Хоть какую-то новость написали бы, а то мертвы с 6 августа. Полгода блед

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Kenji · January 15, 2019

<a href="https://www.patreon.com/bigdickgames">https://www.patreon.com/bigdickgames</a> new game with brothels and shit

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dick · January 15, 2019

your paywalled game with no content looks like shit.

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John m · January 13, 2019

there is a clicker game i saw out there using the girls from this game pimp something if anyone wants to ask that maker questions

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Fire · January 10, 2019

If I could get my hands on their source code, I could at least try to iron out some of the bugs. I don't have any experience in animation, but as far as controls and input go, I can do that at least.

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deepron · January 8, 2019

I'm looking for other games like this that are well funded but actually producing work. I've been following, insexity, elana champion of lust, and the legend of kyrstal rebirth.

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Icarus Media · January 9, 2019

have you considered porn empire? Takes some getting used to but worth looking at.

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Shiori Shirane · January 8, 2019

Why has Patreon not put a Block on this? More than 3k per month. People are paying these criminals more than 3k per month to do nothing at all...

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EthanEverhart · January 8, 2019

There is no incest involved, so patreon doesn't care

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Engorged_Banana · January 7, 2019

Hey guys. It's me again. I wanted to promote an independent creator Boombanhoe who is making a clicker game to drum up some support so that he can focus on a making game like Simbro. Check him out! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/boombanhoe/overview">https://www.patreon.com/boombanhoe/overview</a>

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dick · January 7, 2019

that game is shit, fuck you.

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Jim Perry · January 7, 2019

Slow crawl to under 3k, stupidity is a stubborn bitch

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Kira · January 4, 2019

I have been a patron here, but it has not been so long since I canceled it otherwise I like the game and it has great potential only if I went through a lot of updates

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Eric G · January 4, 2019

Na NA NA Na NA NA Hey Hey Hey GOODBYE

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Icarus Media · January 3, 2019

Can we go lower than $3000????? Find out in the next episode of....CUCK BRO!!!! :-)

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EthanEverhart · January 3, 2019

I imagine by next month we will be

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · January 2, 2019

Keep up the good work! :)

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EthanEverhart · January 2, 2019

lol

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CuckBro · January 1, 2019

SimBroTeam wishes happy holidays to everyone!

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Victor Exedra · December 31, 2018

If they gave donations equivalent to a reward and they were not given the reward, they can ask for a debulcion to patreon (unfortunately ... there are no rewards linked to this, all point to the next version, if a new version does not appear)

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DeezNuts56 · December 31, 2018

Happy new year to all!, Except to team Simbro, you can go to hell.

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possgamer · December 31, 2018

the development is most likely ending up in development hell with the same burnout end to know what I mean if look up the cat house tale and the public post titled retrospective to under stand how that as well as simbro might most likely hopefully will not end and hope the developers will take a look at it to hopefully pull it back together and if an body who is interested in a different game to fund LOK REBRITH is being developed with a lot of thought put into its development for those who put there money into this and felt it wasn't worth it and to let those who started from the forum simbro was from as this is on the same forum for those who still may not of herd of it here is the link for a look at a very likely out come of this game<a href="https://www.patreon.com/thecathousetale">https://www.patreon.com/thecathousetale</a> please makers of simbro take a look at this to get some perspective on your situation

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Andreas Putra · December 27, 2018

Just wanna ask is the cheat spongebob gone?

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DeezNuts56 · December 28, 2018

No but it only work on leveling up.

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Icarus Media · December 25, 2018

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z59gAXZ0ksQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z59gAXZ0ksQ</a> This is for everyone, merry xmas!

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AGamer · December 23, 2018

Guess what you all aren't getting for Christmas... New SimBro Content!!! bahahahahaha

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AGamer · December 24, 2018

Hey Cuck! Hows that Christmas update! bahahahaa

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Lex Jordan · December 21, 2018

Can anyone tell me how to save the game when i have the .exe downloaded to my pc? like i understand it saves after everyday, but when ever i close out of the game and reopen, all slots save slots are empty

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EthanEverhart · December 21, 2018

It only saves at the end of every day. If it doesn't even do that, then Simbro has REALLY broken their game

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Shiori Shirane · December 20, 2018

More than 2 thousand people are still paying these guys? I'm in the wrong business. I am gonna start a game on Patreon and then just...walk away from it, and still collect money for no reason. It's genius.

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Icarus Media · December 20, 2018

Do it!

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bob · December 19, 2018

Boombanhoe the creator of Pimp Clicker who also uses the same art style has came out and said the he will be making a game similar to sembro a simbro kind of game hopefully it will be soon those who are still interested in this style of game I would recommend following this creator to see what he does

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Jim Perry · December 18, 2018

Anyone pecking at this corpse?

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Icarus Media · December 19, 2018

No but you're still ferreting around right?

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Lex Jordan · December 18, 2018

anyone have the download link for the most playable recent version?

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bob · December 18, 2018

The latest one is completely broken

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DiabloTVHD · December 16, 2018

Hi, I wanted to ask you what another patreon are following part of this, since I follow these. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/summertimesaga">https://www.patreon.com/summertimesaga</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3558828">https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3558828</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/VNorth">https://www.patreon.com/VNorth</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/MrKross">https://www.patreon.com/MrKross</a>

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dick · December 16, 2018

This is what shit taste looks like.

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EthanEverhart · December 15, 2018

So which game's management/downfall do you guys think was worse? Simbro or Breeding Season?

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DeezNuts56 · December 15, 2018

Simbro definitely.

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jonnymelabo · December 10, 2018

It´s really a pity, it was one of my favourite h-game so far... :(

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Adm Trd Ferg · December 12, 2018

The real shame is seeing all of these other game developers come in here and talk shit. But not parody what this guy did. You can't trademark a whorehouse game guys. It's not like Simbro can sue you

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SaneVirus · December 6, 2018

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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VIlvord · December 5, 2018

#simbrolive

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EthanEverhart · December 10, 2018

#liveandletdie

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bob · December 4, 2018

Still nothing?

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srksrksrk · December 5, 2018

Still asking?

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srksrksrk · December 3, 2018

I cannot believe they acutally had two thousand bucks worth of patreons who only now realized the project is dead.... Let's see how long it takes the remaining three thousand...

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · December 3, 2018

Any news, please??

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EthanEverhart · December 3, 2018

The game is dead. Corta, the guy that they were getting their game's models from, closed off his platform. They can't make their characters anymore so instead of telling us about this they just decided to wait for the well of money to run dry.

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Adm Trd Ferg · December 1, 2018

How is it that Patreon will shut you down if there are tits on your page. But this weasel keeps ripping people off?

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Icarus Media · December 1, 2018

Maybe...Maybe SIMBRO.....IS PATREON!!!! Dun Dun Dun!!!!!!!!!!!! Nah I'm just fuckin' wit' you. ;-)

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CuckBro · November 30, 2018

Lex Jordan: "Can you make a statement about Simbro, right now its completely in ruins and most of us don't know whats going on with the game, is it cancelled? If it is, you should try to continue the project. The game has potential to make you more than the lottery if you just put a little bit of time and effort into it." Corta: "alright, here's this again.. I neither work for or with the simbro team. they just used my art assets. which was mostly fine, because it was an open-source community project at the time still, I see that you're a supporter of theirs .. so heres that statement you wanted -- stop. even if this is the wrong place, I'm happy you're speaking up. blind faith doesnt help anyone. least of all, them. because frankly, when you dont see anything happening, it probably isnt - and if they wont even address it while their own comment section gets overrun with vitriol and poachers.. then it definitely isnt. over here, I impose my own deadlines and make sure I've got something for show & tell every week .. but it's not just for the crowd, it's about keeping me on track. because once you fall into a rut, it's really hard to get out (ask any creator, we've all been there) the longer the gap, the more you'll need to show for yourself .. and eventually, that hurdle becomes impossible to overcome. so, as long as thing stay how they are, I doubt you'll hear a word from them. sure, it's your money and you can do whatever you want with it .. but at a certain point, continuing to reward this sort of behavior isnt helping anyone. not for the project itself, not for the dev's sanity and not for the indie community as a whole. feel free to quote that." In short, the bitch dodged the question ardently if it could continue in some ways the successful project of SimBroTeam. And in this evangelical sermon called yours vitriol and poachers. We can get 3.9k without moving a muscle like Aldebaran while she does not have half of that! The apprentice has become better than the master, swallow that!

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CuckBro · November 29, 2018

Are you felling that? A new update is arriving

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The King of Brocoli · November 29, 2018

cuckbro will save us from the harshness of the /weg/ wastelands!!

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bob s[rig · November 29, 2018

from what i've gathered the original person behind simbro is actually dead and after they died someone else latched on and started milking the dead husk of this game for all its worth... dk if it's true but it would make sense. but hey keep throwing your money at the bloated corpse of SimBro... you do you booboo you do you

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EthanEverhart · November 28, 2018

at one point in time I would have had some sympathy for Simbro...not anymore. It should be all too clear to anyone by now that they only care about money.

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AGamer · November 27, 2018

♪ ♫♪ ♪ ♫ Go on, take the money and run ♫ ♪ ♪♫ ♪

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Adm Trd Ferg · November 27, 2018

If this guy is from Japan. The irony of dropping his bomb on Aug 6 says a great deal. Basically ES and die MF

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AGamer · November 27, 2018

lol, nuke themselves before Corta nuked them. Either way, this shit show was ending.

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Cacchius McGee · November 22, 2018

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU</a>

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EthanEverhart · November 20, 2018

Who the fuck is still pledging $100 to these guys?

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AGamer · November 21, 2018

Team SimBro. I haven't lost that much faith in humanity to believe anyone else would be dumb enough to give them that much money every month.

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Johan · November 18, 2018

We need to report simbro

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EthanEverhart · November 20, 2018

believe me, we've tried

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Adm Trd Ferg · November 17, 2018

<a href="https://www.patreon.com/corta">https://www.patreon.com/corta</a> He says right on his page project is dead

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Good Lust Evil · November 16, 2018

Any news??

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EthanEverhart · November 16, 2018

Yep, Simbro is dead. Corta, the platform they used to create their character models decided that they didn't want their platform for public use. Simbro could have put in some extra work to make their own character models, but seems as though they just decided to give up

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Nefarious Prune · November 16, 2018

Does anyone have 2.7a or a more playable version? 2.7b is not playable past Christmas.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer · November 14, 2018

August 6th was the last update making it 100 days since anything was mentioned... 100 days x 24 hours = 2400 hours of inactivity... 2400 hours x 60 minutes = 144,000 minutes. They have personal things to take care of just like anyone else but this is clearly not their full time job. *Two months of inactivity* and still gaining $10,010 - taxes of course. You guys are literally blindly giving money away. Why not just feed the poor or buy yourself something that is tangible?

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Erwin · November 14, 2018

Marune is dead, he was killed in car crash.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer · November 14, 2018

They haven't updated you in two months and yet you still pledge. Way to loyal. Let me factor it out for you.

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Kamos · November 14, 2018

Seriously I like this game but there are some needs... like add more story characters and types of babes and we all be happy...

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PC · November 14, 2018

Aw, man, I was really hoping to come here and discover there were more underwear variations, cut content, and new bugs. Now I am disappoint.

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Adm Trd Ferg · November 14, 2018

2.7b was def an FU to the fans. They Broke all of the cheats in the game. So basically unplayable

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Aleksandr Kuzukov · November 13, 2018

R.I.P. simbro

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AGamer · November 13, 2018

Whoever is cashing in on this abandoned their Patrons, without the decency to say anything to their supporters. Still, at this very moment, they are still cashing in on the idiots still supporting them. They truly are scum.

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Icarus Media · November 13, 2018

Latino word of the Day: 'Nacho' As in: "Has Simbro posted anything?" "No, even if they did it probably nacho update" :-)

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Darling Chief · November 11, 2018

Just why do they still try

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Icarus Media · November 12, 2018

Implying they are trying...

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Icarus Media · November 9, 2018

You are not good Simbro, Þu ér íkke gódr Simbro, Вы это не хорошо Сымбро, You know it's bad when you can be called not good in the 3 different languages I know.

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AGamer · November 8, 2018

I should be amazed at how people are still holding out hope for some sort of progress to this game, but I'm not. If I start my own Patreon page and say I'm going to do something, but not do it, can I get some of your money too? Only 1$ and I promise I'll say something 5 or 6 times a year, if I get around to it.

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Icarus Media · November 9, 2018

Or create a patreon page where you create comments on the simbro page.

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I V · November 7, 2018

Anyone remaking this?

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · November 6, 2018

Gib me the update!

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Icarus Media · November 5, 2018

$1,000 – reached! per month With enough support we can maintain promised monthly updates. Hmm....

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EthanEverhart · November 3, 2018

Never thought I'd see the day when SimBro would fall so far

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Icarus Media · November 3, 2018

Pride cometh before a fall. They put themselves on a pedestal and climbed onto ever higher ones, forgetting the fragile foundation upon which they built their house of straw. Then it was all blown away and came crashing down.

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CuckBro · November 2, 2018

A new update is coming, keep the patreon.

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Good Lust Evil · November 1, 2018

Keep up the awesome work!

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Jim Perry · November 1, 2018

If you call this Awesome work you must be jobless then

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Icarus Media · October 27, 2018

At this point you could call it the SIMBRO chatroom since it seems that's all people are paying for really.

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AGamer · October 28, 2018

Only the dumb ones are paying at this point. The rest ( I assume ) are here to poke fun at them.

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Jerm · October 19, 2018

can you add the futa plz, i don't make alot of money but once i do you get my full support

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Adm Trd Ferg · October 21, 2018

This app is dead

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AGamer · October 18, 2018

Even the chat here is getting boring... with none of the white knights sticking up for the game...

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Akyumi · October 19, 2018

they are boring since much more before xD

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Akyumi · October 16, 2018

xD

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Dennis Watson · October 15, 2018

The blogspot hasn't been updated since June of 2017. Money is still falling. No news, not even a backer message apologizing for the delay because of some problem that they can't fix. I'm guessing, which is all we can do because the developer sure as hell isn't going to tell us anything, but I'm guessing this project really is dead. It appears that when the open source models were pulled down from where they were hosted, that really killed the game. I was enjoying trolling the really angry guys, but even that has gotten old. I'd say this project is done.

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AGamer · October 16, 2018

<a href="https://imgflip.com/i/2k6wkt" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/2k6wkt.jpg" title="made at imgflip.com"></a>

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dick · October 13, 2018

Haha ↑ this fucking guy.

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AGamer · October 14, 2018

lol

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gragumnaggin · October 13, 2018

I would personally love to see more random events, and more events where female protag. Is taken advantage of! >:D

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Jim Perry · October 14, 2018

Dreams are nice and you wake up then reality hits you hard. Remember, the best games are in the mind

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gragumnaggin · October 13, 2018

Females working for male character stuck in pregnant status as tthe hospital is inaccessable. All these problems on android version.

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srksrksrk · October 16, 2018

New

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gragumnaggin · October 13, 2018

Male character not able to leave main part of city, cant assemble teams.

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srksrksrk · October 16, 2018

Something

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gragumnaggin · October 13, 2018

Gym doesnt work on 2.7b. Character gets stuck, no buttons to leave gym.

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srksrksrk · October 16, 2018

Tell

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An9nimo · October 13, 2018

Solo terminen el gym y denle el final al juego -.-

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EthanEverhart · October 12, 2018

Holy shit, this is the farthest they've let things slip in ages!

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Icarus Media · October 12, 2018

It is dying a slow death, yet I wouldn't be surprised if they release another Update just to get a bit more money before the end.

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An9nimo · October 11, 2018

Por que "corta" sigue publicando plantillas de este juego? <a href="https://www.patreon.com/corta">https://www.patreon.com/corta</a>

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Akyumi · October 11, 2018

No son de este juego, esos personajes son de el, el no tiene nada que ver con simbro, y que yo sepa es para uno de sus proyectos pero eso será con bastante tiempo

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saulmeister1 · October 10, 2018

so sad this game was rather good so far

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · October 10, 2018

R.I.P [*]

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João Pauferro · October 8, 2018

Also evolving the relationship with the alice after the kidnapping event did not progress further

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João Pauferro · October 8, 2018

A VERY important question I am not able to customize the characters even putting the codes what I do?

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Akyumi · October 7, 2018

last year they waited three months, since something similar happened that year at this time, probably October 31 is the date of the update as last year and if not well then I only guess, I expected that number will lower more for that waiting time but it seems that no and when they update it will go back up but good xD

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AGamer · October 7, 2018

2 months and not even a comment from Simbro for you guys still supporting them.

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AGamer · October 3, 2018

this game is <a href="https://memecrunch.com/image/52d2e5141605fb1c27000138.jpg?w=400" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://memecrunch.com/image/52d2e5141605fb1c27000138.jpg?w=400</a>

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srksrksrk · October 2, 2018

Not even a countdown this time...

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Icarus Media · October 2, 2018

Below $5,000...I was here when they were at that amount before all that time ago...It's sad it had to end like this. Ladies and gentlemen, we are witnessing the curtain call. 'And when I'm gone just carry on don't mourn, Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice, just know that, I'm lookin' down on you smilin' And I didn't feel a thing so baby, don't feel no pain, just smile back.' - Eminem (Curtain Call)

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EthanEverhart · October 2, 2018

Guys! I heard the new release date! And it's promised to be amazing! It's coming out around the same time as Half-Life 3

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Jim Perry · October 1, 2018

Losing money, next faulty update coming soon

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Victor Exedra · September 28, 2018

There is not much to say, the project grew more than what the developer could control, it ended up becoming saturated and collapsing, if it returns it will be because of the time or lack of money, instead I would throw everything and start a new project instead of fixing this, even though it generated a very large community, it turned out to be very toxic, even if the project was very stuck and surely it was necessary to revise it from 0, surely some of those who complained constantly but wanted to play the game are already doing moods for the game or some custom

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CuckBro · September 29, 2018

All unreasonable protest is toxic, yes, they are.

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · September 27, 2018

More than 330 comments, wow O_o

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Icarus Media · September 26, 2018

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s</a> Here is some music from my personal relaxation playlist, not my tune but good to relax to. might as well post it since this page is basically dead. Because of it's relaxing effect I advise you to turn your earphones up.

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EthanEverhart · September 28, 2018

You sir are a monster XD

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An9nimo · September 25, 2018

Nobody has made a similar game?

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Icarus Media · September 25, 2018

Hmm, depends what you mean by similiar. If it's a brothel game then Strumpets, if it's 2D adventure then Insexcity. If it's taking money and giving little in return well you're onto a winner here. :-)

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xenobarbital · September 16, 2018

I've noticed several times people saying that these frauds are using free models for their characters. Any idea where can I find those?

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Akyumi · September 16, 2018

Corta is the creator of those characters, <a href="https://www.patreon.com/corta,">https://www.patreon.com/corta,</a> the thing is that the template used by Marune and Silikaiya (creators of simbro) no longer exists but there is a new one that is where he is working Corta now if you want her talk to Corta or look for her

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ZhorHart-Arts · September 16, 2018

another quick draw of Alice: <a href="https://imgur.com/rkgBi6X" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://imgur.com/rkgBi6X</a>

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Johnny Marco · September 17, 2018

Congratulations, you just did more for the game than the entire Simbro team the last two months!

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ZhorHart-Arts · September 16, 2018

Howdy Simbro Team, I had been following your project for quiet along time and I have seen that you may need some workers. I'm a artist my self and it would be awesome if Simbro would continue to be what it was. I can draw Characters, Cloths,Backgrounds ect. I do too know programming in a novice level I worked in other games as a indie game dev If you want to see some of my art please Contact me ZhorHartArts@gmail.com See this quick Rework I did using one of the character of the main menu as reference <a href="https://imgur.com/a/qrF1fYm" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://imgur.com/a/qrF1fYm</a>

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Akyumi · September 16, 2018

I'm staying with the characters of Corta thanks :)

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Icarus Media · September 16, 2018

Simbro Julia has a marvellous bottom, plus brown hair and skin, white like cotton. she'd been told only sluts, put dicks up their butts, but this was a fact she'd forgotten.

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Icarus Media · September 16, 2018

T'was once a creator called Simbro, whose formula was really quite simple, his updates were shit, half his team quit, and he still gets paid, wow....nimble!

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AGamer · September 14, 2018

Septembers update to the game is fantastic! Thank you Simbro!!!!!!!!!!

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Icarus Media · September 14, 2018

Is this thing not dead yet? Now I know how Frieza felt when Vegeta refused to bloody die and kept being revived on Namek.

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Erwin · September 14, 2018

its dead, but still making money...

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Darius1994 · September 10, 2018

So I downloaded the game from a free site and been playing it. So far I'm happy with how many less bugs I'm seeing. Still some combat bugs but nothing to annoying. Some other stuff I can't remember. Gym works although I haven't really used it. What I did notice is that alice...I just asked one of the Male employees I had what's up he says he wants to fuck alice. I call her in ask her to provide service she does it. Don't know if that's a bug but ok damn. Her dignity is still 65 btw

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AGamer · September 10, 2018

Back to no posts for 1-3 months at a time again! The one thing I really do love about this game is how they troll their supporters! All we need now is a countdown!

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Icarus Media · September 16, 2018

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1... :-)

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · September 10, 2018

RIP [*]

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Adm Trd Ferg · September 16, 2018

Is your game using 3d Sexvilla's engine?

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EthanEverhart · September 9, 2018

I'd really like to know, when their money goes back up, is Simbro really still getting new patrons or are these just old patrons re-pledging?

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Icarus Media · September 16, 2018

Multiple simbro accounts to make it seem popular again. People put money into things that other people are. You see a creator with $200 or one with $2000 which one do you think is more quality (At first anyway)?

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Adm Trd Ferg · September 8, 2018

One month and not a peep. Just a pee pee in your collective butts. Why aren't any of the other game makers in this chat mimicking this turds play style. It's not like its Shakespeare. Do the same type of play style/reward system. And then you will be making 6k a month for doing nothing

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SpeedexUltimate · September 4, 2018

You guys are still out here getting cucked by these frauds? they are actually making 5k off you peasants. Glad I pirated every update of this game. Also shout out to AGamer for finally opening his eyes and joining the winning side.

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Akyumi · September 4, 2018

xD

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Darius1994 · September 1, 2018

So my question is why help him live the dream while you work for your dollar. Y give him a free liquored, sex life where he barely lifts a finger besides to make fake content or to grab the hips of some poor tramp to pull back into his dick while you have to go out and do honest work. If you believe this person is living the dream why enable it? Is it really that important to get some laughs off from people being mad you enable this person unfair unhonest life that you would give him free money?

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Dennis Watson · September 1, 2018

Same reason I give money to the hobo who is probably just going to buy booze. Or the panicked junky who comes up to my car and tells me the same old tired story about running out of gas and needing just a few dollars to get home. It amuses me to give them the dollar. It;s my dollar, and I will spend it how I like. Telling me how to spend it ticks me off. I don't follow orders. I barely tolerate suggestions. You can rage in disgust, and that amuses me a little, because there is no reason for it. It's like raging against the person who won the lottery. Simbro was a team, and one of them changed the passwords and took it over all for himself, or maybe the other guys got arrested, who knows? That person is making $72k a year, and it drives some people insane. He's delivering, slowly and with a flawed product, but he's delivering. He quit giving it away for free, because he has his suckers, why invite more angry disappointed people in? Most people must be satisfied, or they wouldn't pay each month. Or they are perverse, like me. Screw it. Let him live his dream. Eventually he will go to prison for tax fraud, or get arrested on a bender. Heck, maybe that three month hiatus with no updates was all the devs in jail, who knows? Maybe we got the one guy with no record, or who could post bond. Whatever. It amuses me to keep giving a dollar each month, and I will continue to do so until it stops amusing me.

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · August 30, 2018

It's dead or not? O_o

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FukUSimbro · August 30, 2018

Really really dead

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Dr Sheckler · August 29, 2018

How they are still racking in 6 000 $ a month is beyond me. Is this a money laundering scheme?

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Dennis Watson · August 24, 2018

And sure enough, the christmas event is broken for the female character too. So the game now hits a wall. I suppose I could skip the event.

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Icarus Media · August 24, 2018

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIUaWf6MPSc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIUaWf6MPSc</a> Another song for everyone!

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Khanchoyru · August 22, 2018

Hey , Simbro is only in English ?

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Siphonapteron · August 23, 2018

It's translated into a lot of different languages actually, but it looks like in 2.7b changing the language doesn't work. I've tried the Spanish translation before, and it seemed passable.

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Darius1994 · August 22, 2018

i played the version on a free site and im just glad i dont see the damn dummy in the streets anymore. altho i still cant find the damn hospital or move maps o i guess they took that out to fix the bugs or something. im starting to think they are actually taking their work serious. its slow but they are trying to revamp there game. i have seen many designers do this like vis major. it usally comes out to be better in the end even thought its a slow process. i dont expect them to actually add anything new for a while and i am thankful for that. they need to fix the current stuff and solidify the foundation so it doesn't fall on itself again before adding anything new.

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Natsumichiru · August 22, 2018

well.. if they did do things seriously, at least they can gave us some confirmation no? instead they keep their silent and just pretend it is okay to do this shit.

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Jim Perry · August 19, 2018

I said something about them peeking at 6k, if it actually goes 7k or above than the people who are pledging deserve every insult given to them

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Icarus Media · August 19, 2018

Well I might as well write this...for everyone to have a look: Creators I am pledged to personally: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/randomcrow/overview">https://www.patreon.com/randomcrow/overview</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/BlackSheepOvca/overview">https://www.patreon.com/BlackSheepOvca/overview</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/versusxstudio/overview">https://www.patreon.com/versusxstudio/overview</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/enlit3d/overview">https://www.patreon.com/enlit3d/overview</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/NobodyinParticularNSFW/overview">https://www.patreon.com/NobodyinParticularNSFW/overview</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Lition/overview">https://www.patreon.com/Lition/overview</a> Have a look, you might find something you like. Might be a better use of your $ than this place.

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Icarus Media · August 20, 2018

You love it really Duji! :-)

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · August 19, 2018

this game is dead, right?

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EthanEverhart · August 19, 2018

pretty much, they only ever post when their income drops too low

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Jim Perry · August 16, 2018

CuckBro you're the cuckiest of all cucks. No one can cuck better than you

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Gem Dovalkie · August 15, 2018

Do The Simbro team still need new member to work with? I wanna join and help. Contact me: thegemnguyen@gmail.com

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Jim Perry · August 15, 2018

Git dat munny son. To beat a scammer is to become a scammer, you are learning young Skywalker

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Natsumichiru · August 15, 2018

random crow is begining to learn unity for their game and actually working hard.. and this simbro team is just a vampire trying to suck on all of your blood without even trying that hard and ya all is dumb enough to gave them yer blood. shame on ya all

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Icarus Media · August 16, 2018

And I'm learning Blender so when he moves onto 3d I can provide Models! Always thinking 2 steps ahead I am. Me and Crow have supported each other for gotta be near 2 years now. I made some videos starring his characters. It's a long standing bromance. :-)

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Adm Trd Ferg · August 12, 2018

Why don't you hire someone who knows what they are doing?

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AGamer · August 12, 2018

They were supposed to years ago... "$5,000 – reached! per month We want to hire a new member to work on sound/writing. This can drastically improve our performance of game-development." If people would stop paying them, maybe they'll get their heads out of their asses.

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Icarus Media · August 10, 2018

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoVqndjJYtw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoVqndjJYtw</a> Like this tune for no reason! P.S. If you can make it to the end without wondering WTF! You are awesome.

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EthanEverhart · August 10, 2018

Honestly got the end and was disappointed that it was over lol

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PC · August 9, 2018

Honestly I don't even make an attempt to play the game anymore, I just come here with a bowl of popcorn to read the comments.

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EthanEverhart · August 9, 2018

same

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VIlvord · August 7, 2018

Не знаю как с другими языками, но на переключении на русский язык и последующим заходом в игру - она крашится. Дисклеймер не на черном фоне, а на фоне первого дня игры. Можно зайти только в настройки, и то толку нет, т.к. из активных кнопок работает только закрытие меню настроек и всё

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Lex Jordan · August 7, 2018

are the cheat codes still the same? i tried spongebob in 2.7b and it doesnt seem to work, i cant change the looks or stats of any of the characters, however when i did the "forgetaboutit" password, that works.

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DarigaazTheIgniter · August 9, 2018

if you have a hex editor installed you can find the cheat codes easily.

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m · August 6, 2018

dick do you mind to copy/paste (most likely laughable) changes and fixes done in 2.7b to know if its even worth downloading this bullshit again?

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Lex Jordan · August 7, 2018

Here it is: It's more technical update then new features update. Spent more time on polishing char sheet and related interfaces. Now you can access it when you meet thugs on the streets. Being able to set bonuses for girls. As was mentioned earlier, now it's more flexible to show and operate it from any game screen how it should be. Shop repaired. Tons of bugs being found and fixed. Now it works good. Added a few small options, like rotate character and sorting button in the inventory and shops. You can toggle through 'outfits', 'accessory', 'underwear', 'weapon'. I'm playing the game more then ever now, and lack of basic features cut my eyes. Being through a lot of testing since we are changing and repairing the basics in the game it could touch and ruin any aspect of it. Even now I can't be sure, all of events are working properly. Let us know in the comments what's is broken. If you remember the actions to reproduce the bug - it helps a lot to find and fix it. I know we spend a lot of time on this char sheet. But it's necessary to fix and polish the basics before go on things. P.S. Our artist come with idea for police car scene and action, to embrace notoriety stat which now does almost nothing. We'll show the concept scene soon.

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dick · August 6, 2018

Version 2.7b--- <a href="https://mega.nz/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://mega.nz/</a>#!ooAA2CJD!ScGHLXucyv9z-QE6FF1-r6RQwezaIzEKsGd-UcVt9hQ

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dick · August 7, 2018

It's more technical update then new features update. Spent more time on polishing char sheet and related interfaces. Now you can access it when you meet thugs on the streets. Being able to set bonuses for girls. As was mentioned earlier, now it's more flexible to show and operate it from any game screen how it should be. Shop repaired. Tons of bugs being found and fixed. Now it works good. Added a few small options, like rotate character and sorting button in the inventory and shops. You can toggle through 'outfits', 'accessory', 'underwear', 'weapon'. I'm playing the game more then ever now, and lack of basic features cut my eyes. Being through a lot of testing since we are changing and repairing the basics in the game it could touch and ruin any aspect of it. Even now I can't be sure, all of events are working properly. Let us know in the comments what's is broken. If you remember the actions to reproduce the bug - it helps a lot to find and fix it. I know we spend a lot of time on this char sheet. But it's necessary to fix and polish the basics before go on things. P.S. Our artist come with idea for police car scene and action, to embrace notoriety stat which now does almost nothing. We'll show the concept scene soon.

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Offshore - Adult Games Developer · August 6, 2018

Keep up, my friend!

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CuckBro · August 5, 2018

Your Envy! Just because they make money without doing shit no you keep complaining. Where's my SJW friend Jeff and his bot xD to fight these guys?

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EthanEverhart · August 8, 2018

CuckBro, they are not making money, they are stealing money. We have no problem with the game they're making, nor would we have any problem with the rate of progress at which they are making the game. The issue is that they continue to take our money under the guise that they are actually working. They take our money and do absolutely nothing with it. If they paused the pledges while took time to actually fix the game, I guarantee you vast majority of 'haters' would shut up

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Pollonnn · August 5, 2018

And the patreons grown... Wtf? Really?

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Alex Lewelei · August 5, 2018

Okay. I'm out, this is too stupid for me..

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Derperoni · August 5, 2018

I am actually surprised that I havent found a similar game in terms of style and "gameplay".. Obviously theres lots of money to be made for people who would actually work on the game.

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Alex Lewelei · August 4, 2018

Umm.. Still no update? Why do u guys don't give a single shit about is? Do u feel good? Are u really that bad person?

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EthanEverhart · August 4, 2018

Yes

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Dennis Watson · August 3, 2018

On another note, has anyone been able to use a male character in the gym? It tells me I don’t have a gym outfit. What am I doing wrong?

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Joedirt · August 3, 2018

No you cant use that yet

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Dennis Watson · August 3, 2018

Hey, it’s several days into August. I expected to see some excuse why we don’t have an update by now. What’s going on?

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Alex Lewelei · August 3, 2018

It's just so stupid to me, so many people still donate to Simbro in the hope to get a new update. Why? Why are u lazy asses not doing anything? U could have 10.000$ and even more, don't u fucking like money? I don't think that it is too hard for u to make new content..

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Alex Lewelei · August 2, 2018

I hope that they will go down to 1000$, then we would get a big fucking update, new content.. Maybe even Simbro 2, ultra edition. I don't fucking get it why they wouldn't continue to make this game even bigger and better.

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Icarus Media · August 3, 2018

They'll just end up making a Cuckbro 2 if they do a sequel. It would be like that big booming voice on movie trailers: "In a world of video game DISAPPOINTMENTS, One team are aiming to be the WORST, One team aren't satisfied with just GARBAGE, They want....COMPLETE TRASH... They are....The Simbro Team... Their motto... Make video games shite again." :-)

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EthanEverhart · August 2, 2018

We are slowly taking them down so that their patreon 'goals' match what they are delivering

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EthanEverhart · August 3, 2018

Unfortunately, the big drop in monthly $$$ appears to have just been an error on patreons end :(

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Eric G · August 2, 2018

Finally I was waiting to see when the drop under 5k. Took way to damn long.

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PC · August 2, 2018

It probably wasn't patrons leaving, but the Patreon payment issues caused by the big P changing banks.

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DeezNuts56 · August 1, 2018

Man the number of money they earn is more bipolar than a meth addict.

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Icarus Media · August 1, 2018

Bloody hell you could give a Nigerian a run for their money when it comes to scams... :-)

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EthanEverhart · August 1, 2018

Indeed, I'd faster believe that a prince is going to give me a million dollars than Simbro is going to release an update with no delay

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Alex Lewelei · August 1, 2018

1st August, wtf? Still no update? Comn!!!

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Erwin · August 1, 2018

and what you expect an update ? cmon

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Icarus Media · August 1, 2018

Release a countdown, you know how everyone likes those!

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Pollonnn · August 1, 2018

Where r the White knights now? Nice update on july uh? And on June too xD

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AGamer · July 31, 2018

<a href="https://imgflip.com/i/2f1qxb" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/2f1qxb.jpg" title="made at imgflip.com"></a>

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Pollonnn · July 31, 2018

Ready for the 2.7b update with more bugs guys? xD

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Icarus Media · July 31, 2018

Oh Yes please *Jumps up and down sarcastically*.

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Icarus Media · July 31, 2018

Holy Moly this thing is still going? Wow....you know there are other creators out there you guys can support you know? Random Crow is making a brothel game, Insexcity is making a 2d game like this, hello! even video makers would give you something, Blacksheep Ovca, SumThinDffrnt, desiresfm, hell even I Apocrypha Productions would at least give you something in return (I mean yeah I make dick girl videos but it's something). Hell you might as well take your dollars and support Lucas King, the dude plays piano tunes but hell you'd get something for your dollar rather than nothing. Damn... Or take that dollar or more and invest it, take it to a fund manager and not only do you get to keep your dollar but you get more dollars. Please...it hurts to see people being misled because of HOPE. Remember the sign written upon the gates of hell when Dante entered them: "Abandon hope all ye who enter here". Coincidentally the same is tattooed upon my girlfriend but I digress...

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CuckBro · July 31, 2018

I chose to Believe! And you?

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Beanster48 · July 30, 2018

Man, if you think about it, there hasn't been anything at all added to this game substantial in over a year and most if not all of the same bugs we had over a year ago are still in the game, hell, even more now. Absolutely sad state.

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DeezNuts56 · July 31, 2018

Simbro began to decline from the Zelda update and from there the delays began and the game became increasingly unplayable

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saulmeister1 · July 29, 2018

that photo is how i feel about supporting these guys . Yes it was a fun game... but for fuck sake after all this time of them working on this game it should be mostly if not finished by now.

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Jim Perry · July 28, 2018

SimBro, you don't have to hide it anymore. You can reveal your intentions for all to see. It seems that You've peeked at 6k. No matter what my compatriots say people still support you. It is what it is, what can I say to any of these cash cows to sway them away? You've got your free money, I'm pretty sure that you can say anything to your supporters. Sure I come off as an asshole but it's out of love, people don't respond to kindness at all. I don't care thusly I defer at this point and bow out of this monumental train wreck. Arrivederci bambinas

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Objective Reality · July 28, 2018

Why don't you add massage tables? It's more exciting to steal a fuck from a masseuse than a whore.

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Alex Lewelei · July 28, 2018

Jesus Christ, still no update, i'm checking every fucking day...

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Akyumi · July 28, 2018

maybe publish something today xD but update the game with luck on the 31st or if not the 31 count down until August 7

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Docahbear · July 28, 2018

Considering you can contribute as little as a dollar a month and still get access to the most recent releases I don't see that major of an issue with them taking time to fix things. I understand a lot of these issues are long standing problems and the developers don't pay attention to contributors bug reports but at least the builds are getting slowly but surely more stable as time goes on. Yeah sure everytime they fix something something else breaks but that's just game coding in general most of the time and yeah, sure unity would be more stable but then they'd be basically starting all over again from jump street and the past 2 years of struggling expansion would basically have literally been for nothing. As far as I'm concerned, the loss of $1 a month is not too steep for my blood no matter how long it takes. The game is good (when it works) and it's unique and I support them. TLDR: It's only a dollar a month, stop complaining.

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Akyumi · July 28, 2018

xD #hatessimbroandenvy

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JG · July 27, 2018

Stop bitching guys, Look once they get things figured out and rolling, the majority of you will come back like drooling dogs. Its fine dont spend your money on them till its finished, but bitching here wont do you any good. Personally im just glad they're still working on it cause its been one of my favorites for a long time. Good luck team.

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dick · July 27, 2018

You can stick your "support" up your stupid ass. 2 years 2 fucking years and 14k a month is the amount of time and resources they had to fix the damn hing. You must think you are so fucking smart? "stap gaise" everybody and their mom told them to fix the code but they never listened.

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Alex Lewelei · July 25, 2018

Still no fucking update? Serisously?

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sunny · July 25, 2018

im really sad for real there are so many retarded people in this world wasting their money!

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XsonnyX · July 24, 2018

Fix your ripped asses, lying lazys pieces of shit! You faggots!

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Elisa · July 24, 2018

wtf does the gym even do tho...?

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EthanEverhart · July 24, 2018

nothing at the moment

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SharkNarg · July 23, 2018

Hola desde hace mucho sigo su trabajo soy de mexico y recuerdo que con anterioridad lo traducían ala español me gustaría saber si se retomara de nuevo la traducción o ya no, también otra cosa entro constantemente a la blog para ver nuevos avances del juego pero no veo cambios y otras personas que conozco tiene nuevas actualizaciones pero me comentan que ellos también no han visto actualizaciones y solo han podido jugarlo de un modo ilegitimo osea otras personas suben si trabajo a escondidas espero un respuesa y muchas gracias por su buen trabajo

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Akyumi · July 23, 2018

de momento no creo que sigan con la traducción, y sí el blog se congelo talvez por la misma razón de que cualquiera puede conseguir el juego de otra forma, las actualizaciones son post en patreon ahora solo aparece ahí lo que agregaron y lo que cambio

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Natsumichiru · July 23, 2018

how about u the team/individual learn unity engine and be done with it?

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Alex Lewelei · July 23, 2018

UPDATE WHERE?

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Akyumi · July 23, 2018

always or end of each month or the first 7 days or 15 if it is delayed, and usually post after 20 until the end of the month, it is always like that, so you have an idea and do not ask so much that they will not tell you nothing

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Clay · July 22, 2018

Finish fixing the game and code so that it is stable and easy to edit. After that start working on stuff. Hell you don't need fancy stuff like making the android work but require power, just adding more poses and adding some of the outfits to the game would be nice.

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Frog Sort · July 22, 2018

Yeah, getting to turn things around on the cop and dominate/hire her would be amazing

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Derperoni · July 21, 2018

I am so annoyed. Just started a new game bc so many things were bugged. Now I didnt get the scene with Alice after I saved her..

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ArPan · July 21, 2018

ok, so when there be a release ?

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The King of Brocoli · July 21, 2018

You goddamn autists. knock it off, both of you.

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Akyumi · July 21, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 21, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 21, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

.3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

.3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

.3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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leorio paradiknight · July 20, 2018

how do i get the file to open on mac?

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Polllonnnnnn · July 20, 2018

Holy shit the attack of the cucks back again xD

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Aym · July 20, 2018

You are doing a good job!

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Lucikalinari · July 20, 2018

Thanks Simbro, i'm glad you were able to do that!

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Dennis Watson · July 20, 2018

Simbro earned all this hate. Check out that last two years worth of comments, if you want to understand. The biggest haters are the ones that stood up for them the first six months or so that they were screwing this up. That said, I'm still watching this train wreck. If they actually release another bug fix this month (not next month, not "we are sorry the game won't compile now and wait until September, this effing month) then I will be a supporter again, just to try to quit dumping on whoever took over this mess. But the hate is real, it was earned, and it will take more than or two on time releases to make the hate less. And after years of silence, BS, and broken promises, the hate isn't likely to ever go away. I want to be fair, but right now, fairness calls for suspicion and anger, because that's what past behavior has earned.

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EthanEverhart · July 20, 2018

No truer words have ever been said. The only thing I really hate, is that they continue to take people's money while doing nothing. If they'd pause people's pledges while they get back on track, I might actually believe that there's at least one person on the development team who still cares about the game...MIGHT believe

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Alex Lewelei · July 20, 2018

Wait, but where is the patch note? Where can i download it? Are u done, or did u just start to work on it?

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dick · July 20, 2018

So you are finally going to fix the code?<a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/2ecuhu" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/2ecuhu.gif" title="made at imgflip.com"></a>

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dick · July 20, 2018

You just need to embed as HTML,I cant really paste the code here but you can google how although certain imagehosts like imgbb already have the html link option so you can also just copy it. <a href="https://ibb.co/eajkKJ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><img src="https://preview.ibb.co/bWGMtd/patreon.jpg"></a>

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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Akyumi · July 20, 2018

:3

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AGamer · July 19, 2018

Get that support to under $5,000 people and there might be a game for us to enjoy again.

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Skunkupine · July 19, 2018

Reducing the entropy of a program is always valuable - I know there's the <whine>but there's nothing NEW</whine> attitude, but without clean-ups, you won't EVER get anything new, as it's just one long regression/fix/regression/fix cycle. Be patient: my experience is that once the refactorings are done, we will see a rapid pace of new features.

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AGamer · July 19, 2018

How long have you been following this game/project? All these guys have done for the last year is cast out some bullshit story so they can get that end of the month money grab a little higher. Now that their support is finally dipping to just over $5k a month, they might actually do some work.

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Akyumi · July 19, 2018

He does not like the treatment of the creator so go, it's the simplest thing, it does not incumbent you anymore if there are people who continue to pay is not your money, that's why the majority who keep commenting here are stupid or envious there's no other reason

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Icarus Media · July 19, 2018

Anyone else read this in the khajiit voice from Skyrim?

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SelSel SelSel · July 19, 2018

i hope i can fast play the new update

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Forrest · July 19, 2018

are you working on this alone now? Is there no more "Simbro Team"?

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Clayton K.C Behrens · July 19, 2018

Even tho I don't support this mosty dead and very broken game ilove that some people still have hope for your all to cute and gullible

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Derperoni · July 19, 2018

Sooo. When are we gonna get that update? ..

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Egotist · July 19, 2018

2022 if we're lucky

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Natsumichiru · July 19, 2018

none of the above will be released in the next build and "u know when" it will be released

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Polllonnnnnn · July 19, 2018

Blahblahblahblahblah

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Chet · July 19, 2018

Well I hope you guys ACTUALLY tested it this time

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Matthew House · July 19, 2018

Liking the changes, i'm happy this project is still not abandoned. I know many people are still giving a lot of hate for the long time it is in production, but i'm having lots of fun with even the basic alpha. Anything more will be fun to try out when it comes out. :)

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EthanEverhart · July 20, 2018

It's not a matter of how long it's taking, it's that they're taking our money while giving us nothing

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POGPLANT · July 19, 2018

Jebaited

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Apocalyptic World · July 19, 2018

Meanwhile the latest release is unplayable. Maybe you should focus on fixing game breaking bugs before you even start to refactor the code?

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Akyumi · July 19, 2018

xD

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bob · July 19, 2018

Glad to read a update of what your doin you should put more posts like this up so we know the game isn't dead and have a idea of what your doin to the game

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Akyumi · July 19, 2018

and why are you interested in that? you have envy? It's not your money because you should care, do not you get bored repeating the same? I do not understand these people really xD