Colored Underwear
UPD: Sorry guys, it appears new changes broke down saving system, which hangs the game. We halted the countdown while searching for solution, hope it won't demand a lot of rollback in code.
Colored underwear implemented. So now we can easily change the color of any underwear we have in the game. It's tested for all body types.
We started to work on swim suits and came to conclusion that this way we'll be able to add more of it just changing the colors then to redraw them manually in each new color.
While tinkering with underwear we added new type of it, that takes two slots (panties and bra). Like existing 'white bunny combi' or new 'nier leotard'. Plus we found the way to make her a longer dress.
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They still make money god people are dumb..
what are the codes just to know?
To all those who actually want to see something that is making progress then I recommend "Studio Lupiesoft" on Patreon. They make good work but don't have a lot of support so I ask that anyone reading this to at least check them out and see what you think. Also I highly recommend checking out "Team Nimbus" for their game as well. It's sort of like Breeding Sim but has a very interesting story about it
I found Team Nimbus a week before and the game is very good, if I could I would support them
My name is Agamer you yourself are a shit comment. You are the epitome of cancer and AIDS combined
continue, keep crying
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Agamer fake, if you're going to spam the comments, at least make it something useful, spam with the word 'Incest' so that Patreon will finally take notice of the injustice that is going on here
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What happened to this game...
Gimme a piece o dat munny, Imma jealous
It's been quite a while since I've looked at this patreon, unfortunately I remembered it existed recently, also unfortunately its still being funded by ultra cucks...nice. Also bugfix? lol oh man
yep
Guys, is there any way to expand the city map already? I´ ve got my brothel fully build out now but the arrows on the map are still greyed out..
Badly place to ask it xD, here only they hate this creator and 25 of reputation or in a time there appears the mission that unblocks it
Mindf*ck! O___O
Shitposting and spamming, something SimBro deserves
So, when are we getting the next fucking public build?
just google it man,It´s not fucking rocket science.
"A thousand shall fall at your side, and ten thousand at your right hand, but you shall not be struck. Only with the eyes and gaze and reward of the wicked. Because you, O Lord, are my refuge! The Most High is your habitation."
A sermon from a false mouth? Thou shalt be stricken with AIDS
Needs more SPAM! Whats the matter bitch boi? ran out of steam?
Probably lol
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6k, your mothers and fathers know that you're a big disappointment
Fake accounts sure, we can't have so much cuck in the world... Or... Maybe... Who knows...
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If I keep spamming the page of my beloved developers,that will teach those shit talkers a lesson? Carry on I guess.
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Hahahahahah they still getting support ? I didnt play since January , no new content whatsoever you all must be pathetic or it's fake patron number . Just go to f95 , all games for free . FROM THIS PATREON website c'mon
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Better put the following post only for the people who pays xD, already there are very pathetic the people who comments here xD
Is that you Jeff?
Here lies the grave of SIMBRO, No worse a dev than this. Stand a moment traveller, Unzip and P__s. :-)
Any news??
Thanks :)
Guys, can I have the Alice Gloryhole scene even if I fucked up and did not get her dignity down to 50? i screwed up at the story time part and cant repeat it.
When you're in the main menu use LMB bunch of times on the top right corner box that says what version you are using. It will open 'cheat' console, proceed to write 'SPONGEBOB' < this will let you do a lot of stuff and events(you'll figure it out) but also you can freely change any stats of any characters including Alice's dignity. Except that this even stopped working since around 2.0 version or something like that. I think bikini panties broke the code and the even never triggers, unless it still exists but I'm super unlucky after trying it to get once with like 50 tries.
Guys, I am at the new years celebration quest from Alice. I got 2,4k $ and 15 girls. Why cant i start the quest?
Make sure your girls are wearing Halloween costumes
Who knows about another "good" game for Android?
Insexcity has an android version.
Jun 30 post TL;DR: "I suck at making games and it sucks that I can't make it to work. I "fixed/added" not relevant stuff after 2 months of nothing and you know, life really hurts me and I can barely afford something to eat with that 6k a month. I'll try to add more shit updates so stay with me and be patient."
lol
What is going on here, they are getting more money now. Who is so stupit to start paying them again after all this shit they put out. Pluds peps have already but out a free download here in the comments
Well Well Simbro...your patreon money is dropping faster than Julia's knickers at this rate. :-)
is this the first time they drop to 5500?have the cucks awaken?
nope. 5.5k a month is still 66k a year which is more than what skilled labor typically earns (who work 40 hours a week). So the one guy left here who is frantically googling how to code in flash makes way, WAY more than he has any right to considering he maybe works 2 hours a month.
-500$ for one day niiice but Too late
Just found this... Another excuse? Legitimately trying to fix things? Smoke and mirrors? You decide! PORN GAME: THE SIMBRO TEAM SIMBRO VER. 2.7A WIN/MAC/ANDROID Overview: An adult game brings together brothel manager trivia with sexy story lines and battles. Hire game characters to serve brothel tasks, or use them as party members to complete quests and unlock unique characters for your service. And it's not all about sex, we are trying to make it interesting like management/RPG game itself. There are so many bugs to overcome. It's just frustrating to not able to make any changes without breaking other things. So I took some time to clean up old code to make it understandable, stable and changable (if it makes any sense). It's far from done, but it's the road I have to overcome. It's more a bug fix update then a new stuff update. So far: - Gym is working in basic mode. You can pump up any of your characters there. After 5 every day workouts you'll change your body build. As well as you can lose fitness in 5 days if you haven't attend the gym. New traits for body complexion are ready. For now it's just labels, but we're going to add effects for them. - Main line for dialogues with gym instructors are halted for now, despite a lot of animations with gym machine are ready. There are going to be two gym instructors for odd and even day each one. - fixed Slums. No buttons and means to exit after different events. Fixed whole event changing algorithm. Now they will change when time passes when you are at different then slums locations. After 25 REP you'll unlock TEAMS and first THREAT event here. - fixed TEAMS. Now they do save correctly. Now they attached to controls and available at any screen with character line. You can show/hide teams with a lil button next to party char. You can drag and swap characters in teams in any way, it works flawless. Targets for dragging are highlighted correctly. - fixed team assignment at slums. After securing TREAT event at SLUMS you can assign team of 3 chars there to OFFER GIRLS, RECRUIT or DEFEND. You can setup bonuses for offering girls, but earned money kept at team, so you have to visit them again to collect them. Peek option for slums accessible from reception. - fixed map movement bug. Now navigation arrows work fine after entering /exiting any locations. (Basically whole map moving system now ready, not just one east slide) - fixed health bar endless lines. There a lot of other bugs in combat, I'll tend to them later. - fixed NPC chars saving and missing items. We're sitting on new stuff with Hitomi B2 travel. But first I want to methodically check main locations for most game breaking bugs before proceed any further. Because last time I wasn't event able to compile the game at all due to breakness of it's parts. And it's super depressive. Plus I like to tinker a bit around balance for spawning clients, girls and thugs. Let me know about most annoying bugs. P.S. Mac version will be available in a few days. P.P.S. Having timer sometimes is super pressing. It says to you - make it quick and barely working just to be able to place a tick on another 'added feature' in the list. But in the end the heap of 'fast edits' strikes you back. It's just brings satisfaction to be able to methodically repair things.
Anyone still paying for this project is throwing their money out the window. Just saying... it's your money.
Drop drop drop drop drop xD
Gym's still broke, unless this bug fix over a month in the making fixed it? Over a month for a bug fix, just not really interested anymore, not even a list of what they allegedly fixed, assuming they even did?
How do you get to have sex in the gym? ... what clothes should the male character wear?
You can't have sex in the gym. They added it to the game about 8 months ago and never got it to work.
v2.7a all versions <a href="https://mega.nz/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://mega.nz/</a>#!pBMBBSJY!kAqrhhCvK38YJ6N18EXC8cIikZ9MCL8r-xN2VyPQAko
would a kind sir care to copy and paste what they said in the new patron only post about this "new" 2.7a update?
It says "we fixed a bug, now gibs me $" or something to that effect.
There is fewer bugs in this version ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hahahahahaha 7 .a? BahahahahahHajahahaahhaahhaha
Hows that awesome update you guys that are still paying them were waiting for?
A post from June 12, 2017: Redemption It's going to be shitty update. We and you guys both know it, because it's only two major new things to add. It's a not pleasant feeling to serve thing, you already know will be bellow expectations. I'm the only one who can be blamed. All the negative comments, real life issues you don't need to be bothered to hear out and time pressure do no good for a creative mood to cook a good content. Basically we are looking for a way out of this situation, get our shit together and return to delivering good staff you are waiting for. We just need time to calmly work on new staff/fix existing/balance things and finally prepare for you a good worthy update. So, we are prolonging the counter till the 29 of Jun. Consider it as a remission time, to get back on the rails, feel the power and horny joy of creating adult game. We'll post the news about upcoming additions. Thank you for your understanding. What happened to this guy!? He seems to genuinely care about the game. He admits when they have messed up, admits that he knows it's going to be a shitty update, and doesn't hide it all behind 'patron only' posts. Simbro your posts started to get really scarce around version 2.2, whomever you fired back then get them back 'cause you fucked up by doing so.
It's old, old news. They been playing all their supporters for over a year. Saying they were trying to get the creative mood back was just another ploy to get money from people a bit longer. Actions speak and they haven't acted on this game in a long, long time.
Oh no! Their patreonage money has almost dropped to $6K a month! better release a patron only update!
Tnx 4 reminding. Done.
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It has been a while since ive been on this page and the comments are pretty entertaining as usual. Somebody who knew the coding must have bounced. Either that or B2 and the gym broke the game where they don't comprehend how to fix it.
Wow end of the month and no New lies!!!! What ppl waits to demanda this shit team of robbers?
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I recommend that you donate only at your own risk since the project does not give good signs of continuity, it may take a year to solve the problems and present content that is worth the money, even if you think the game gave you fun moments, go ahead, make a donation (only if you like) Unfortunately I have seen a bit of this before, sometimes a programmer with little experience starts projects, it is easy to attach modules to the project and use them, you just have to understand the outputs/inputs of the functions, it is easy to use and implement them, but when you try to make modifications more serious or create your own, it's a very different story, due to errors and bug, I do not doubt that the programmer reached a point that he no longer understands how to generate changes and the modules stopped working correctly because of the adjustments, he is probably trying rewrite much of the code or re-paste the modules and find how to make them work, if you insist on putting new content before correcting the bug, it is because you are aware or it is easier this new code element, I doubt it is with bad intention but surely it is at the limit of its current capabilities. It may be convenient for you to generate the new elements in a separate module, that is, make a game just to dress the character, a game only for the gymnasium scenes, a game just to move around the map, a game just to manage characters etc, since these modules work without problems you could add them to the game (instead of directly adding the new elements to the game). It is more convenient to keep a good name and make the project grow, many have already seen the animations module and code in the LoK forum, anyone who knows how to program can take it and use it (I am already working on it, but I do not think have something nice until February 2019). A sample that does not update the modules can be seen in the feet of the characters, notice something strange in the fingers? (the sprite of the well, from the ankle to the toes, use the same sprite on both feet, has 2 right feet) playshapes updated its module some time ago but I do not know if I take it for free
a example (december 2014) <a href="https://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/2617345/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/2617345/</a>
read this list of bugs <a href="https://f95zone.com/threads/simbro-v2-7-the-simbro-team.198/page-44" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://f95zone.com/threads/simbro-v2-7-the-simbro-team.198/page-44</a>
lol how new are you man? Devs give 0 fucks. Even those safe space furry loving assholes at fag95 are calling simbro on their bullshit.
meanwhile lok rebirth is being reviewed from patreon while this shit has been going on for 2 whole years!!!
yeah, same goes for ECoL, I dunno what is wrong with patreon or people
its dead, they're just milking what they can for as long as they can. <a href="https://graphtreon.com/creator/simbro" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://graphtreon.com/creator/simbro</a>
We are approching the end of the month. I would be not surprised they post something for giving hope to their slaves.
Nah, that will come next Friday.
I think it's safe to say this game is finished. When I first became a patron they had over $12k. They're now below half I'm positive some people ither just forgot about this project game or hate it more each passing day a new update isn't release because the creator can't give any feedback
M it ones was dobbel i think even triple but they dont care becorse they still get money for doing nothing
If you want to report them for lying about adding any content the options you get on patreon push you towards just droping pledge and thats what all who are pledged should do. Maybe if thier paycheck is gonna get cut in half or lower they'll wake up from thier slumber. And if not, we can safely assume the project is officially dead
Need disclaimer on the main screen "Tthis devs work like lazy faggot
Hey Devs, if it's a day to day save error, ok, it must have to be fixed before realease. BUT, if it's a old version save to new version error, just realese and put some warning, like "Don't put your old save in this version, it will explode your computer!". It's been already almost a month from your Updated News... And I dont have any hopes for the devs to look this comment, i'am just saying...
Yea, that was the first thing that i was surprised about. Why dont just release the new version even if it breaks saved games and put Up a warning. Many developers do that and most of the time its because there is a lot of content added that changes the game and that IS the reason for saved games breaking. Sooo that should be a good thing . But i guess this is not the case here huh.
The game becorse of colering undies
Soo they ruiend
Heyy Simbro, just giving support in the sea of negativity, I hope the save glitch has been going along well fixing it up, can't wait for the release when it's ready!
Joke's on you Jack, this negativity was long standing and well deserved. Enabling these people only gives them more reason to scam cucks like you. That's the problem that you and other cucks will never learn
1. При похищении Элис в баре не дают треккер и Элис бесследно пропадает 2. Кнопка пригласить третьего в своей спальне не работает 3. Если поставить Бьянку или Еву в приемную при приходе головорезов с дамой игра зависает
Кроме того, если вы даете деньги Simbro, они не обновляют игру или не исправляют ошибки.
Какие обновления, ребят, они даже предыдущие баги не исправили!
7 more day till they say put up a "good looking" update with all the promises in the world and then about two weeks we're going to get a shit ass buggy ass update and another 3 months for one just like that
hey guys just wondering if there going to be a new update son as I'll be looking forward to it and also if there is going to be and update what are we to expect out of it ? be good to hear fro you on
Are you joking?
I guess they will never learn.
super fun game
Anyone can tell me games similar to this for android?
Hot outfit!
Fuck off spammer, you "games" are shit btw.
Are there other games like this?
Yes, there are, but you have to admit they are all crap, simbro is light years ahead of the others even with all the bugs and the scamers taking care of the development.
вы геи)
SimBro was a big part of my choice to join patreon. It's a shame to see what's become of it.
Same here they were the only reason why I joined it's sad they went so far downhill
They will post something just before the date when money is taken. As usual ...
Кажется я понял, разработчики собрали деньги и свалили к нам на чемпионат мира по футболу, теперь в середине июля только появятся))))
Хах, вполне себе возможно.
Have you people ever thought that there maybe is some bigger problem than them just being lazy? If something this succesful goes to shit so quick there is much more at play than just procrastination. This situation seems very much like what happened to Breeding season team. They too blew up too quick , got lots of attention and money and then their team collapsed and also they didnt tell anything to the public until it was decided that they quit. before that there was a long period were the updates were weirdly weak and low on content and not really consistent. Also their blogspot website wasnt updated in more than a year if im not mistaken. Just food for thought :)
They have never given a lot of information always they have been like that, I am here from 2016 and the only thing that I know is that the people were asking for so many things the only developer who exists I do not support the pressure, there is a post where they said it, very high expectations of the people, updates that could not of satisfying them, the people were started bothering and ending up by hating, we do not know that it will happen
You don't get more of something by paying less. 6k/month is terrible wage for a software engineer.
they make flash porn games what do you mean ,, and they dont even update the game at all ,, so yeah free 6k a month
Esta gente se fue a Rusia xd
Why are you almost all still patrons for this? If this team has so many troubles, then drop your payment FFS! One dollar is too much for nothing. I'm sure they will surely notice that their over 6k monthly payment disappeared and will do something about it...nope :]
Unsubscribed today. For a while I forgot Simbro even existed..
Well, I officially stopped my donations today. I love this project and I’ll be happy to donate once you get back on track, but this is ridiculous
Agreed. The nature of the game is wonderful, but their progress has been awful. I stopped quite a while ago. Here's to hoping they either get their shit together or give the game to the community so someone else can finish it.
LOL, people are still supporting this "team" ? I can make empty promises and countdowns for countdowns too, can I get paid 6k monthly also ?
Keep up!
I am having an issue with the game Simbro. Ever since the update of 2.7 the second section has disappeared. I cant access the hospital anymore the other areas in that section never really worked for me. Also when I got to the slums and wander around for two hours no more girls show up after the first one. I tried reloading it multiple times and restarting my computer. Any ideas for help and if its on your end any idea when it will be fixed. This is my favorite game!
They'll get right back to you with a reply. Check back never.
No news same shit, i never see a trash team work like simbro
This game has so many bugs and errors that would make ubisoft sue them for copyright
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It's been almost a year since the last update on the blogspot. Game is buggy and getting buggier. We are halfway into June and our update for this month was "sorry the bugs crashed the game through the savefiles". We won't hear from the developer until he has finished spending his six grand in the night market. At least the comments are still entertaining.
Походу мы стучимся в закрытую дверь, им на нас наплевать! Хоть бы написали ребят, извините, мы работаем в поте лица по 5 минут в день, а они похоже даже не читают коментарии
Тогда почему вы поддерживаете их? Мы уже более года говорим об обновлениях Simbro - это шутка.
you guys ready for countdown of countdown of countdown?
where can i find the countdown?
So 14 days past do of the update release and still nothin did they just start doin the work on the day of the release and then realize its goin to take more then an hour to do the work
Yeah, its become obvious that they use the countdown to motivate themselves to quit spending that $6k per month on booze and hookers and actually do some work. Any real developer wouldn't even start the countdown until the release is ready. These guys set a countdown so they (he? Not sure there is an actual team anymore) have a deadline forcing them to do some work. So the work is harder than he thought, and it doesn't get done. Game had a lot of promise once, and is still limping along like a zombie, but I'm pretty sure it is dead.
Trololololol hahaha hihihi
Предлагаю завести свой таймер, 15.06.2018 до 23:00 нет обновлений, выходим все из меценатства
Почему вы все еще жертвуете этим. Вернитесь назад и прочитайте много лет. Они играли дураков, как вы, больше года.
LUL who actually donates to these guys im pretty sure a majority of their pledges are themselves because you'd have to be retarded to give these people money
so how do they expect us to play the game when we cant even get girls. if i boot the game up as a guy and go to slums there a guy there push to wait guy wont leave. leave slums go back in there a white dummy, or a guy with a dummy's head. keep going in and out slums it gets worst. boot game up as a girl same problem plus cant even find the hospital. glad i waited to get the game from a free site or i'd be upset.
Playing this game without cheating is a pain. My adivice is you switch to easy, then you must build bare minimum on the 1st days, build only dorm enough to get one extra space for a girl(which you already have). Game only really starts when you get Julia(2nd or 3rd day probably), then you build a bedroom for clients and a shower, before that your only viable choice is trying to seduce a girl in the bar, and you will most likely fail. Best choice for your character in the beginning is stats, put all 6 point in wits so you can drink at the bar without getting drunk. For female character is easier because she is a prostitute herself and that bouncer is OP, it will get only easier later because she will have sex with clients with huge level, gaining tons of XP.
man what a total joke.
So another month till we get a shit update
Another month till we get a broken promise for a shit update
Offer to do a massive report on the author because he is dishonest and creates nothing
stop adding more and just fix your fuck ups. assholes.
So once again it's up to me to save the day, grab it quick guys before it gets deleted: <a href="https://tinyurl.com/SIMBRO-Version-2-8-Patreon" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/SIMBRO-Version-2-8-Patreon</a>
Thank you for your service.
Ребят у вас совесть есть, вы целый месяц делали обновления и даже не тестировали, теперь вы целый месяц будете устранять ошибки?!!!!!! А про новые обновления забудьте?!!!
Предлагаю массовый репорт на данный проект, по причине того что автор нечестный и ничего не производит.
It's annoying how they ignore us all, the creator really doesn't give a shit..
Simbro = cucking
Finally! A cuck admitting they're a cuck! You'll learn eventually and drop your pledge.
I can't believe they still get paid for this garbage.
Haha can't even make a countdown you start why even try to do anything you have so many dumb fan boys on here that they give you money for nothing. O wait you already do nothing...
Says a paying patron of Simbro.... I love seeing paying supporters like this cuck get mad when they get played by Simbro. Next time read the comments before you support a game cuck.
Похоже обновление выйдет в июле 2535 года
Это может быть слишком рано
Will anyone have version 1.2c?
For anyone interested SB old and most stable versions 1.7---2.3 <a href="https://mega.nz/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://mega.nz/</a>#!dwgSBJYA!VoMET-S7MFTeq21dr0mvcSqBpOwNOaUWXKzct27lS1M
it's funny, I no longer follow Simbro for the game. I follow for the community
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG57mPMiJvw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG57mPMiJvw</a> Simbro theme for the 4th time of my posting. It's right and you know it. :-)
I don't get it. Why people here whining and depressed.. if your not satisfied with this patron. Just stop pledge and move on. Also if you don't like art work. Maybe pledge again when update is up or if you felt like it. People are not stupid who's supporting here because you are also still here supporting lol why you here if it not worth your time..that also mean your stupid too. I agree about update is late and piss you off.
Most are pissed off because they already put so much money into the project only for it to degenerate into a farce. Also the fact that It gives other adult content creators a bad name and can affect the market, I know people disappointed in Simbro that have not come back to pledging to anyone, less money for patreon or content creators due to ill repute in the market. A stone cast into a lake casts ripples that reverberate to be larger in area than the stone cast, in such a way it is not just about the money, the stone of bad reputation and money grabbing chosen by Simbro has had wider reaching effects not just to patrons and former patrons but also to patreon itself as well as other creators. THAT is why some people are pissed off and keep coming back, it is also why so many STILL hold out, the so called gamblers fallacy: if a coin lands on heads the more likely it will eventually be tails, unfortunately it doesn't work like that, the head of simbro was lost long ago and now turns tail trying to grab more money from ever more desperately hopeful people who invested so much they see no way out except to hope that 'next update will be tails' it will come out...but I doubt it.
"Patreon is a way to get paid for creating the things you're already creating" I'd like to remind people that, you are not purchasing a product, you are simply a fan of an artists work and supporting them THAT'S IT, about the kind of issues, that even though agreeable are pretty consistent are happening, so what?. And i'm sure it's disappointing for them to have them happen as well, the next version(which i'm personally excited for) will happen when it is ready.
You must be new around here. Lots have taken your position before, including the ones who are now mocking them endlessly. If you followed this "artist" from 2 years ago or so, you'd be saying something completely different. For example, they've taken a 3 month hiatus without a single post explaining why they didn't do anything but still charged patrons for those 3 months. Hence, the reason why their support has gone from 20k a month to 6k. And while it's true that patreon isn't about creating a product people buy, it still doesn't mean creators can promise stuff and get off scot free when they don't deliver. There have been quite a few things that they promised to implement but never did. Not to mention that last month, they promised bug fixes, and we ended up with more bugs than before. If by "consistent" you mean consistently giving false promises and making bugs, then you are technically correct. But go ahead, defend them if it pleases you. You are after all, entitled to your opinion.
Hahahahahahaha!!! Soooooooooo funny to see that there's still over 3000 fucktards that pay to be fucked over, over and over again and still being pissed that the "Team" delay the release. The Simbro Team has NEVER managed to keep one deadline and since over a year back the only few releases have been crapy unplayable shit that I gladly have not payed for. Simbro is a DEAD project So don't be a fucktard, stop paying for this shit ;-) Or... btw, please keep paying! I have so much fun reading the posts from paying misserable fools :-D
Yep and all us old boys that supported them from the early days are now both amused and annoyed.
Simbro FUCK YOU!!! I once believed that maybe some of these delays have been real, that you actually had encountered bugs. But no development team can be so incompetent that they are NEVER able to meet countdown goals. You guys once had a great game on your hands, but somewhere along the lines you fucked it up. Stop beating the horse, it's dead, Simbro is dead. Nothing you can do can bring it back at this point. Give up, go home, and find a job you're actually good at.
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I recommend you to make a list of the elements or tests of control, the most essential to play, only when the game passes that list, put the clock, use the time of the clock to check only minor errors that do not prevent play. I guess to change the color of the underwear, you added some value in the character structure and when saving that data are stored irregularly or reading them reads garbage
The Problem isnt there testing, its the fact they dont do anything for three weeks and than try to half bake as much into the game as they can in a week. Thats why there are still game braking bugs that have been reportet three versions ago...
lol broke down in pieces
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO GET SOMETHING AT THE END OF THE COUNTDOWN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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You had just started to get back some faith with the updates and patreon posting in the last 2 months... WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WAIT FOR THE LAST SECOND TO TELL US ABOUT DELAYS! At least try to keep us informed, 1-2 days out. And stop making countdowns to your own failures! Bugs are bugs, and we can manage that... but promising something and then failing to deliver without any sort of forewarning is really trying our patience. Even a little more communication would go a long way.
You like feeling ashamed of yourself don't you. That feeling of regret for giving up that 1 dollar, every month. Sure it's only a dollar, but your paying them a dollar to take a dump on you every month. And for what? Colored cartoon panties. Own it. You're paying Simbro for colored cartoon panties. I can't figure out whats funnier, that you're paying Simbro for colored cartoon panties or that you're upset that your colored cartoon panties is delayed! bahahahahahahahaha
countdown had made me drop my pledge. Doing well but please make improvement.
You must be new. It's so cute to see new people here. So optimistic and hopeful.
I have a bug report for your game, Countdown Simulator 2015 beta. Again, while attempting to load my previous Countdown Screen savegame, the Countdown Screen seems to have frozen. Any idea when you will fix this bug? I've been following your game since 2015, and I really like being able to play the Countdown, but it's hard to do that when it freezes the game.
God I'm so glad I stop paying for this headache of a game another countdown and underwear add-on well I hope you all enjoy playing this game in December cuz that when it will come out
That is a little to hopeful so maybe August or September maybe
Dunno why im still paying for this, this ga me is so fucking dead.
I'm more amazed you would admit to supporting this.
Well well. Know this gonna happen... But still i believe
Drop the fucking countdown. Holy shit, why are you making life so difficult for yourselves?
hahaha well !!
Again with the thief countdown and again a fucking fraud fucking shit team milking ppl im honored taking your work for free bcause never you cant get my money with this card fuck you and all your mini team crew of thieves
o.o so when
Huh. Surprising absolutely no one.
For me, the really surprising fact is that there are more than 3000 idiots who are really stable donats them
Pretty intense glitch, when you fix it up skip the countdown hehe!!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO it's bad when everyone knows that your goin to be fucking up again this problem just happened what a coincidence it seems like a problem always happens in the last 5 hours of release what will be after this you sneezed on the keyboard and accidentally deleted the game and you have to start from scratch
2 more hours till the tell us the real release date
Sure a lot of bitching and crying going on here, I personally appreciate what you folks are making Simbro team, good job and thanks a bunch!! The jealous and envious types of success will always devolve into puddling blobs of negativity always shitting themselves.
I wouldn't call it "bitching and crying". It's more a case of "mocking and ridiculing".
48 minutes left before I lose the betting game. Make me proud simbro, help a brother out.
so who here is just watching the comments role in and grabbing popcorn
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lol another delayed shit? nice job
Are we betting on the hour when the countdown clock will be updated? I think we should. I say 5 hours before finish.
I'm thinking 2 hours before. Then we get a new post with some variation on 'Something odd has happened that we didn't expect so we're extending the countdown to another 7 days'.
Good! I was starting to lose hope! They're back though. Now I can watch the endless timer once again! I love sitting at my computer staring at a countdown clock to see the clock revive itself at the last second! It's one of my favorite ways to pass time! Other ways include, but are not limited to, watching paint dry, watching grass grow, watching my leg hair grow, watching rocks erode, waiting in line for the DMV, thinking of ways to fall off a bridge for maximizing chances of death, watching YouTube videos buffer, watching a pool evaporate, and leveling a mountain with noting but my bare hands!
1 and a half days until countdown gets pushed back. "We apologize our crayons broke while we were trying to color panties.. and gym fucking up as expected"
can someone show me the image posted in "ready for gym action"?
How about them gym? Did you guys get that finished? Nvm, pretty sure I know the answer
One bug fix? Hell, I'd take that if it happened. We usually get content nobody asked for (more clothing or hair options) and two new bugs.
Btw, latest public release is still 2.4, right? They could at least pretend to care, lol.
It is not really hard to find the latest version online tho.
did they ever release 2B into the game? or are they just using the character model for the example? i havent played this shiit in quite some time
Did you know if you take 'thesimbroteam' as an anagram you can write 'He bio? Mm...Arse!' With 2 x letter 't' leftover. I think that is a good anagram description to be honest.
illuminati confirmed
3 days til next delay
oh boy I can't wait
First Time play and Game seems fun. keep up the good work !!
embracing another countdown for sure guys. u fvcktard that still supporting them, just brace ur fvcking self
look what this *%#* is doing, OMG! satsukigemu, just posted a juici video.
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They never learn
Ahahahahah Simbro team and a countdown ahahahah NO.
fix bugs not new colored underwear dafuck?
Still no money for you simbro team
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! (irony)
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! (irony)
Great job Simbro team, excited for 2B the new underwear will be pretty cool, would look great with some outfits!! I still believe finding Alice in the streets whoring for failing to rescue her would be a neat consequence for incentivising to rescue, would make it more emotional too knowing what would of happened to her when she approaches the player in their room crying, in a more different sense, for those who would enjoy her being a whore, that afterwards and you find her on the street to hire her as a whore at the brothel you still have to beat the thugs, with enough charm/wits you could convince her after the fight. Also if her dignity is ever allowed to go to 40 or less, maybe special dialogue option like at the desk to have the top open, the the MC can actually have sex with her as well, you can give the option of either anal/oral only or not? Too baad her ass can't be used to pay off the debt collectors more than once though lol Simbro is not my game, I just thought i'd share some ideas that might sound like a good!
2 Comments in a year. Fake account. Cudos on the epic run-on sentence though. Perhaps Trump can use it for his wall.
Bullshit
That being said its thats the only new thing they added I will accept that "IF" they spent the rest of the time and patch on fixes and stuff like that, then I can understand why there was only a little bit of new content.
Hahaha after one more month this is what they come out with no wonder they droped 2k but i am more surprised that they even have any patreons left
the clock beckons.
Fix glory hole for women main character
get the popcorn cause this will be good
Cosmetic updates when there are game breaking bugs? Thanks! We all should report this page
and beware for another countdown LMAO
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How about address some Q&A concerns with your backers? Yes, no, maybe? The lack of communication is astounding with these people.
Man, my only hope is that they announce (don't even need to announce, just do it!) some bug fix update until June 7... Guys, come on... FIX THOSE BUG's!! Please... hear the community...
Oh God, not the countdown clock...
That's exactly what this game was missing...more underwear variety.
Wow looks like they heard us we know can pick what underwear we want good job guys
Haven't you learned anything from countdown timers? Release things when they're ready, stop setting yourself up for failure!
Seriously guys please stop adding things to the game and start fixing the coding.
That’s the only thing he/she can do, guessing all the coding guys are gone and never coming back.
lmfao
No more pledges thats a fucking joke
lil bit late fam
I can already see it being pushed back. I’m really hoping for on time release, however would it kill for some story continuation. Yeah little features here and there are fine. I’m sure everyone agrees about some games plot development.
Cool I guess.
My G-d! I am dying from anticipation and joy at these momentous upgrades...Seriously how long are you going to ignore everyone who wants you to fix the bugs and the continue the main storyline?