Synchronized blink

Gym never worked.

There was a time that by the second week of a failed Simbro "update" there would have been 600 comments. You can tell people don't even care about this game anymore because they only have 33 likes on their locked thread and 196 comments on this one.

Synchronised blink....synchronised we walking the hell out of here in droves more like!

this is economics 101, and also common sense when you think about it, you get more of what you subsidize, and people are subsidizing low skill, and more importantly, low effort work.

guys, and how long can your creative break continue? you can not imagine what terrible things have to be jerked off

ok

Guys 2.6b is on gamcore

When is 2.6b pubic relesed

so no fricking update or whatsoever? so much for the "we'll keep u updated" eh?

You need to rename yourself 'The Krillen Team' since you come back from the dead more times than even he does! :-)

Maybe they should just pay someone else to develop the game for them. I'm sure they'd make enough money to cover the difference once they start putting out a quality product and stop bleeding supporters.

Play the new game Brothel King, it's a mix of Sim Brothel, Slave Maker and Whoremaster. It's not on Patreon but the website for HHS+, <a href="https://www.henthighschool.com/brothel-king/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.henthighschool.com/brothel-king/</a> . You'll need girl packs like they've made for Whoremaster and it's still early in it's Alpha being .13. I love the hell out of it and it's a shame only one person is working on it, Goldo. Go check it out Goldo will make it public domain if it gets completed. P.S. suck it SimBro

<a href="https://twitter.com/Brutalization/status/981583551341744134?s=19" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/Brutalization/status/981583551341744134?s=19</a> This is the freakish amalgamation of bugs and a surviving abortion

Here's a creator worth spending a buck on... <a href="https://www.patreon.com/insexsity">https://www.patreon.com/insexsity</a>

Hey guys, I've found a fan fix for the latest version, seems like someone reverse engineered the game and fixed the bugs, providing link here: <a href="https://tinyurl.com/simbro-v-2-6b-bug-fixed" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/simbro-v-2-6b-bug-fixed</a>

I supported them for more than a year, but last mont i give up, so Can someone tell me ?, does it worth pay $1 to download it or better save it until something big happen ?

Well ... I try to play this version and I do not see how to defend, please change the staff that does the testing, try to make the program a bit more modular so that a function or routine is used only if it works well, if they occupy add more flags to control the appearance of menus and characters, I recommend you do it (even if in the end it increases the weight of the game) use fixed arrays instead of dynamic arrays. When changing the Scene or updating the time, reload the scene with new values instead of just updating the values. The engine like gamemaker and unity are lightweight and have several export formats (gamemaker is cheap and a license can be used on up to 3 computers). Please change the nurses' shoes.

simbro 2.6b = 2.6=2.6k+ (number of bugs) b=bug edition expanded director's cut now waiting 2.6с (critical error edition) etc. suckers and fuckers you just have to pay for this synchronized blink masterpiece...

When I thought they couldn't break the game more... what I found so far... 1. The game breaks when you put in the passwords too fast 2. You no longer get a new person in the slums when you advance the time. You have to leave and go back over and over til a new person shows up. 3. All the thugs in the slums appear as women until you enter combat. 4. You periodically get stuck in the slums with no way to leave so you have to restart the game. GREAT JOB SCAMBRO!!!

Why do the guys look like a mish mash of girls? Get the Raid cause the bugs are building up

free link to new update?

You you don't get "5... 4... 3... 2... 1... and t-minus 5 more minutes" at Cape Canaveral. When you set yourself a deadline, meet it, or, at least, finish the update first, THEN set a countdown. That way, you give yourself time to play-test and search for glitches.

OH YEAH! Epic FAIL for all these venomous snakes that spit in the name of this dreamteam: SIMBROTEAM I can not wait for the grand wink sync update ... Technically, it's more of an alteration in algorithms than a development, but it totally covers that low 6.2k per month investment these warriors receive to produce this masterpiece. GO SIMBROTEAM !!! GAMBATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

What fuck they really did nothing... just blink animation what a fucking joke. I know is it 1 of april but come on 2 month for this pile of shit. I just dont get why you guys are getting money for nothing really nothing. I did like the game but for the last year ore so nothing but crapy updates bugs after bugs after bugs it still crashes the game if you enter the gym.. go a head and quit becorse you have nothing to show and it has been so for to long.

although I defend the project, I prefer to wait for the next version, the adjustments I see are more aesthetic and I do not think they make much difference between the A and B

Update v.2.6b <a href="https://mega.nz/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://mega.nz/</a>#!xAsDxKqR!iIk5GptuLslsPa2zQ4U2OC4ZYN8DRTe434vF3hpiD9A

I want to try this version 2.6b

- Fixed recent Alice/Reception girl event. Now it finishes how it should be, plus they stole her personal item in the end. Which could be a start for a new quest in the future. - Launched party assignment for slums. Be sure you have at least 25 rep, to be able to use teams. Clear all threats at slums, then form a team at city map and drag the whole team to the assign point. There you'll be able to choose 'offer girls', 'defend' or 'recruit'. - Peek scenes for slums added to the whole peek cycle through reception. - To get the results of hiring task you should check your team at the location. We should probably add notifications for this kind of events. Like a card list of candidates you can browse from your cabinet. - Fixed a lot of small bugs that were encountered during diving in the old scenes.

another shitty update lovers of new bugs will be very pleased This shit-masterpiece, you have to pay for it Join the ranks of suckers And for smart people there is Google. (version 2.6b is freely downloaded) although considering that 2.6b = shit, then even for free it's unlikely anyone needs

Please fix the fight. Enemy Girls are too easy, they dont use their ability only phisical attack

Похоже в марте мы тоже обновлений не дождемся!!!!

hi, excuse me what is the new version

so.....add a rand() function and a frame need a month to update?

Hay guiz! The blinking error is what's causing the crash! Don't worry, we got this shit!

GO IN FRONT, WITH HONOR AND PRIDE, SIMBROTEAM. I know you talk a little ... It's because of these HATERS with JUDGE IN THE HEAD !! Always humbling ourselves with these enlightening posts ... 7k a month is not enough to deal with that depression that is dealing with them. You need to get at least 24k per month, maybe that's enough to handle this virtual bully.

Honestly, half the problem I think they're having is because they're using Flash. They already announced they got to the point where the whole game broke and failed to compile for oddball internal/metafile reasons and they literally had to copy-paste and refactor all the code into a new project to fix it. I see what they want to do for new features, but I suspect the codebase is too much of a mess to implement it without some major cleanup. I hope they keep going, because it's turning out to be a great game, and all these hateful comments from idiots who don't know a thing about game development or programming should promptly be ignored... and no, I don't consider the flood of adult-themed pre-rendered slide-show "games" on here as "games". SimBro is different and ambitious. It's gotten to the point where the developer is taking a hard look at all the code and the decisions he's made up to this point and has had to rip out major portions and rebuild them in new ways to support his future features. All the whiners screaming "OMGZ!! No monthly releases!!", try waiting for Half-Life 3.

well no matter what we say in here.. the devs wont do nothing. they just want money. $6k+ per months why not?

Synchronized blink? LOLOL

So thats what you have done in the past few months, GJ dude! Gz with the free money btw..

So many new suckers messaging on here lately. Welcome! FYI, get used to the 2-4 months of no verbal updates about the game, game breaking updates when they do add something, that something they add being something broken or very minimal to the game, and COUNTDOWNS to COUNTDOWNS to COUNTDOWNS. Yes, the countdowns that just lead to more countdowns, that lead to more countdowns. And after you get fed up and drop your sub to the game, you'll see more cucks sign up, white knight for them, then leave because SimBro. Enjoy!!!

lol haven't sent a pledge in 2 months until they fix their shit

Can't wait for more <3

When will you release a new version?...

Hey look, it's annoying that the game develops slow but I think it'd be great if they just posted small stuff like this, once a week or so. Just let us know what's happening more often, we hear nothing for months and maybe you're hard at work but we don't really know either way, you don't have to have something substantial every time you come on here, just a little update on what you guys are doing would greatly improve relations. Communication is a powerful tool, I realize all the negativity gets annoying but being more talkative would get the people who really do enjoy the game to check it out more, maybe even donate. I would like to donate for example but I check here every couple of months and it's hard to tell if the project is still going sometimes, so it seems risky. Hope you take that on board.

Once upon a midnight dreary, as I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many patreon devs of hot xxx galore. I clicked the simbro page, suddenly a warning, my heart filled with mourning, mourning for such amour, "Tis not possible!", I uttered, "Give me back my simbro hardcore!" Quoth Simbro team... "Never more". :-)

I love this game. I wonder if I could offer any help on German translation?

Blinking? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, yeah that's what's missing. Blinking! Fucking kill me already. Geez you Twats are so scammed And you just can't see it

3 months and all you got is blink animation... the fuck is peable still paying you for.

Simbro, we don't mind waiting on the updates. We understand if you need to take some catch-up time to release something decent. But please don't lie to our face and say that everything is on track and then take a 3 month fucking hiatus only to come back with blinking animation. As the late Robin Williams once said "Tell her, the TRUTH!!!!"

=+= just wait and wait.... :3

After 2 years of patronage my patience and support are over.

And is there something else besides Synchronized blink that will "work"? (gym and and other previously promised but not done things) Although, why do anything at all? 6000+ per month for rest. Suckers will still pay...

Worthless hack fraud. Fuck off.

3 months and you took 10 minutes out of one day to make a quick update that nobody wants? i seriously would have rather had an update with nothing more than a progress report. but as of today I am no longer a supporter of this project. i suggest that others take the same route out there are plenty of other projects with devs that are active, honest, and appreciate their supporters.

I love me some tree girls. They're just so... barky!

Do you commenters like to know the "effort" of this new feature? 1. go into the eye movieclip 2. write as code: gotoAndPlay(Math.floor(Math.random() * 5)); 3. if required, copy code in eye clips with different colour 4. done (wait, I obviously mean profit!)

Blinking...yeah, that was what this game was really missing. Fixed the blinking, thanks. I mean, it's not as if the game locked up when all three girls blinked at once like it does when you scroll over the map or enter the gym. It's not as if their synchronized blinking was a jarring dead end to a developing storyline we were interested in advancing years ago. So...cool I guess.

Haha, welcome to game design... where you never expect little things like this to pop up and annoy the heck out of you! Awesome work as always putting in the randomizer for the blinking. Can't wait for the next release!

Nice to see you guys back

Shouldn’t you guys start fixing the bugs in the current version instead of adding more in? With a bunch of new crap in, there’s bound to be more bugs...

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Yes keep it up it good to keep us in loop even small it make us keep interest in this game

Bwhahaha! Should be interesting. Looking forward to the update!

How about you address the months and MONTHS of comments and problems with your game? Or, right you can't do that because you only have one amateur coder and he doesn't use any notes in his coding so he has no clue how to fix or change anything, just add more buggy stuff.

You should release a game at least once a month.

Since when were there tree girls in the game? And how can I get one?

Instead of fixing previous bugs from their last update they added "a random delay for eye blinking animations"... Mmmmmm, that what we all needed, yes.

Well at least they proved me wrong, I thought they were going to go silent for anouther 3 monthes after their last post.

i didnt mind the blinking problem that u guys did.. wtf simbro team.. really? this minor shit is useless... progress on story and gameplay and bug fixing is the main point!!! god damn it u devs!!!

Damn... Feels like we're being trolled by these creators..

Words and nothing more...

Our patreon is dying quick lets do something about it....

If you want to fix a problem, fix the Irene problem. After the Irene event ends, my game freezes.

*sigh* Look, that is not what we want at all. Why are you fixing that when there are a million other more glaring issues. Are you faking us out, giving us things we didn't ask for all while fixing that glitch fest that is your game? Also put some effort in these half-assed updates of yours, unless you plan on adding plant girls to the mix.

Meh