Chemtrails, Journo Romance, and MAGA Disney (Premium E314)

I was stuck next to my uncle at Christmas Eve dinner last year. He asked me about how college was talking and i mentioned a class on weather and geography i was taking. He then looked me in the eyes and asked me "Do they teach you anything about chemtrails?". I was flabbergasted i knew he was conservative but that blew my mind. I told them i thought they were just water vapor and he got really argumentative and basically said what tuck said . My aunt apparently is allergic to them as well.

I’ve never icked harder than that clip at the end

"I was supposed to spend the weekend with Jake. He suggested we play Ghostbusters, but our time together came to an abrupt end after he adamantly would not let me be Peter Venkman. He ripped the proton pack from my back while pushing me out of his home."

THE CLOOOOOOTHES ARE ALIIIIIIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MAGAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm gonna start a new conspiracy theory that the Scottish flag (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿) represents a blue sky with two chemtrails across it. Wake up, people, they're hiding it in plain sight.

Not only will you get kicked out you'll get kicked out of every Disney affiliated venue globally and thanks to the magic of facial recognition. You'll be on property less than zero seconds because they detect you in the parking lot now. You will last five seconds inside property before getting bounced and sent to jail for trespassing so Disney will be gone forever to anyone stupid enough to make enough noise to get kicked out. Have a great day stupids

Jake, you gotta reel it in and self edit. Every episode is just an opportunity for you to do an act out. What is that doing for anyone?

as a south carolinian, when yall got to the reveal that nuzzi had an affair with mark sanford i said out loud in my car “she hiked the appalachian trail???”

hearing her talk at the end made me ill

I’ve seen so many MAGA hats and merch at WDW/Disneyland already 😭

Ayooo Eurovision, mates?

jesus fucking christ that song is not even AI

Sound of Freedom 2: The Saddest Place on Earth

Nuzzi/Lizza is the new Yanni/Laurel.

I had to rewind to hear if I heard correctly when Liv Agar referred to Graham Platner as "The Maine Nazi Tattoo idiot". JFC Liv, Platner is who we need. And for no other host to correct it at all...

16 or not this song suuuuux.... and it's also my new ringtone 🤣🤣🤣

the ending made me puke

Hell of an ending

The best talk radio shows have 3 personalities; protagonist, antagonist and "the heel" -- when any of those are missing the show loses its charm... What I'm saying is: I miss Julian

Jake talking about saying the Walking Dead characters' names outloud to himself reminded me that my friends and I used to yell "CARL!" at each other but in the way Rick Grimes would pronounce it like "CORAL!". We all have brains in our worms.

Liv Agar

** humming ** "you try to stay away, but you can't obey!"

The auto q harmed me

wowee that auto-q made me want to do unspeakable things

jfc the auto queue

I find the lack of Julian disturbing

That song is proof of why it is important to treat everyone as a child until the age of 25 at the very youngest. Young adults = 25+ Tall children = 13-24

Fuck you guys for the auto Q. That was the worst thing I’ve ever heard on this podcast and that bar is so high.

Is the AutoQ actually her? It sounds like some sort of improv/parody roast

Everything I have learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will

really wish i had not listened to those last 2 minutes 🫠

nuzzi lizza nuzzi lizza nuzzi lizza nuzzi lizza nuzzi lizza nuzzi lizza

I’m such a fat fucking chud

Wait Mark Sanford who told his then wife he was "hiking the Appalachian Trail" when he flew to Argentina to visit his mistress?

Oh, that clip at the end was the worst! What a horrible person!

that auto cue made me want to *** a *** and ***** everyone involved with whatever that event was in minecraft.

Mark Sanford is the guy who was governor of SC and disappeared so he could cheat on his wife.

Is Julian ok?

The jailbait song sounds straight up like a Jenna bit from 30 Rock

Would love to order one of these fine t-shirts y'all designed for the holidays

Chemtrails are a classic example of "Trump was already president and nothing changed why on earth would the conspiracy be proven true now" that to me is a symptom these people have simply totally broken their brains

That song...

RFK Jr. tried to use the brainworm claim in divorce court to reduce his potential spousal support payments

Nuzzy sound like a bad Julia Louis-Dreyfus impression

Julian❤️

The fact that everyone of her exes appears to be a disgusting old man twenty or thirty years her senior seems very telling. That's more than having a type.

Her writing is like an attempt at a gossip column meets the gospel of John. She must think she’s her generation’s Joan Didion.

lol, Olivia Nuzzi’s birthday is on January 6th.

Wait, Liv... You missed the detail about Mark Sanford and the Appalachian Trail? It's the reason he resigned from office. Look it up.

The purpose of the overwrought prose in the gossip article is to give a sort of social-intellectual permission to the reader to consume the sort of thing they definitely imagine themselves as being above. It's class signalling. These types of papers employ it a lot to flatter the reader. You're not expected to remember anything about the Buddha that couldn't be communicated better without the reference, but its purpose is to reaffirm that you're a very well educated person for reading this paper, who is driven by their intellect and learning, and definitely not just a servant of capital. Always reminds me of this achewood comic: https://achewood.com/2005/10/17/title.html

Ahh. Jail bait. The end of Satire.

Btw guys I regret to inform you that Lizza's tell-all isn't a two-parter, it's a SIX parter afaik

Am I the only one for whom the episode will not download to the iPod podcast app?

The last minute was sheer pain.

Julian♥️🙏🏼

My jaw dislocated from dropping so far when the Nuzzi chorus dropped. I'm legitimately stunned. Liv called it "pathological" and I'm agreeing. Im not laughing and I'm agreeing.

Tucker now sounds like a pilled Jerry Seinfeld.

That ending auto q from her was fucking scary

I pre-ordered American canto. Fight me! (Look, she’s a darn good writer and even if it sucks, well then it sucks but I do too so it’s cool.)

Nuzzi thinks she’s Gertrude Stein meets Joan Didion. What a clown.

🌿💧☀️Julian Feeld☀️💧🌿

Liv—-a point of correction: Nuzzi was ‘put on leave’ at New York Magazine, NOT The New Yorker (for some, a distinction without a difference… though I would argue the latter is far more journalistically esteemed than the ‘page 6’ style of NY Magazine) and they subsequently ‘parted ways’…

It's so telling to me that RFK Jr. and his ilk are trying to blame other parts of the government like DARPA. Aren't they supposed to be the ones in charge? And isn't this a tacit admission they aren't?

this AutoQ is VIOLENT

That… closing clip…. We need to normalize people feeling terror at the very idea of making a joke

i would never tangle with a 19 year old disney gay, especially if they're floridian. they're already optimized to an environment of hot temperatures and high cocktail prices.

Is anyone else picturing “MAGA Mouse Ears” after hearing the Disney invasion segment?😂

Teach me how to nuzzi teach me teach me how to nuzzi

Funny episode but hearing about Nuzzi makes me want to put a gun in my mouth

Qanon getting kneaded into the dough... is going to stick in my head for a looooong time

liv agar

My favourite conspiracy theory that I encountered in the wild was "chemtrails are real but good". I was talking to some dude at a scifi convention and he starts telling me, "Yeah man, all these dumbasses won't get vaccinated, so they put the vaccines in the chemtrails to make sure everyone gets a dose. It's a brilliant system!"

Well I am significantly bummed good episode

Maga cinema is alive and well, someone just greenlit a new Rush Hour movie to be directed by Brett Ratner

Where Julian? I really hope he comes back soon. I would be extremely sad if we end up with a Ben Kissel situation (obvi minus the allegations)

Travis View for Chemtrail Tzar!

JFC no Matthew Mcconaughey. Jake's Worst Takes 🤦‍♂️

i need more details about the source for the auto q!

I really think the mainstreaming of the chemtrails stuff has petrochemical money behind it to make people talking about aviation emissions look insane even if they’re talking about something legit: something like the fact that smaller airplanes still use leaded gasoline and fly out of airports inside of population centers. Petrochem money prefers to flow to bs like this than to any disruption to the existing production

My jaw is on the floor after hearing that fucking song! Nuzzi was clearly being abused as a child. Fuck, that is dark.

I saw that r/Disneyland post also. Disney ain't dumb. They don't care what colour your dollars are

Hunting with a bird is still just hunting, as far as I know. It's a type of hunting, called falconry, though it uses many different birds of prey.

Love all the episodes and hosts. That’s why I have been a Patreon of this podcast for years. It’s rather petty for listeners to suggest that they get rid of specific hosts. AI is perfect for these type of “fans” that want all content and its creators tailor-made just for them. I truly hope Julien is well and we hear from him soon!

Y’all gotta get off Twitter if you think Wayfair conspiracies are normie lib coded. If anything it’s pastel Qanon or “Save the Children”

GUYS where is Julian on the AGI episode?! Capitalism needs AGI to destroy all jobs so it can maintain PROFITS because it’s collapsing because that’s what capitalism does!!! Jake.

I have sympathy for Lizza with his bamboo shit because if you have ever had to deal with bamboo it is absolutely horrific. It does in fact spread like a cancer all over the garden, it will invade your neighbour's garden, it will harden so you need to use a saw. Every stalk you see above ground is connected by a spine that lies about a foot below the grass and snakes all around - the only way to get rid of it is to dig up trenches and rip the shit out. My dad's bamboo thicket once hosted a nasty swarm of bees or wasps as well If I spent years dealing with that to build a life with my partner and then they threw it all away to fuck RFK Jr, I would go insane as well.

Writing a chorus as on the nose as “Jailbait, I’m Jailbait!” And then becoming a reasonably famous WRITER is wild 💀

We need to stop these planes from cumtrailing in our the sky!

If anyone ever watched TFS all I could picture was Julian's rage breaking and the scream passing through time and space when Jake said the things were breaking their brains.

When these folks get fed up with the conspiracy news and decide to spend six weeks publishing tabletop RPG premium episodes I will know the world has really taken a u-turn. #clothesarenotalive

Liv agar

Julian… you’re missed. 🤍

woohoo!

And Travis View