Jake's Takes Thanksgiving Reflux (Premium E313)

Serbian cooking ftw, an unexpected but dope callout. And now I miss home…

In Iceland during thanksgiving in my hometown Hveragerði we eat sour ram's testicles, sheep’s head with overcooked eyes. Side dish: fermented shark and whale sides. Dessert delicacy would be bread soup with cream. Top that.

My boyfriend IMMEDIATELY started going off about his NBA 2K build as soon as it was referenced, THANKS 😂

🖤 Twin Peaks 🌲🍒☕️🍩🔥

A true all the way chitown dog is a thing of absolute beauty...

Boomer Shooter

in high school my friend and i were in the drive thru at taco bell blasting I Can't Stop Partying when he accidentally bumped into the car in front of us, the woman we hit was so mad at us bc I couldn't stop laughing at how stupid the situation was (there was no damage to either car)

As an Italian (from actual Italy), Chicago deep dish pizza is an abomination.

i had a gambling experience somewhat like jake i threw a $20 bill in one of those scratch off machines at the grocery store thinking i could buy one or two and get change to pay one of my friends $10 that i owed them but it only took exact change so i had to get $20 worth of tickets and i won $22 and then never gambled again lmao

Ayyyyy Milwaukeeee!!!!!!

If the gefilte fish doesn't taste good you haven't put enough horseradish on it

i watched borrowers as a kid and i felt whimsical about it and i did want little people to really exist

The Charlie Kirk song sounds like every Christian pop song I've ever heard. It's gawd awful.

i am onboard with the no mammals diet liv

Not only was the Borrowers a film in 1997 but there was a BBC TV show in 1992 (With Ian Holm) and a Studio Ghibli version in 2010 called Arrietty.

I just want to see Travis' crazy hair! 🧔

Skafilte fish

I now want a podcast episode of Jake just describing listener’s dogs.

Oh my God, this episode was food porn for me. I work for a family owned farm store in New England, and the butchery in particular. I can relate to most of these food traditions personally. Liv's love of duck makes me swoon. That's always been my substitute pleasure.

Sponsored by MyBookie.ag. Hell ya brother.

Another one: Long John Silvers is also a front for money laundering.

Did anyone find the Nike Cage/Trump video?

Liv’s Slav ancestors are screaming at her not liking pickles. My local East European supermarket has an entire _aisle_ devoted just to pickled stuff!

I'm listening to this on my way to Byron's Hot Dogs and I hear Jake saying you can skip the sports peppers 😟 Getting double peppers in protest

Milwaukee mentioned!

The only conspiracy theory I’ve found that doesn’t piss anyone off is “Stevie Ain’t Blind” But that’s because no one really cares if he is. He wrote ‘Songs in the Key of Life,” “Talking Book” and “Hotter Than July” — he’s a musical god.

I can’t believe Liv called out my weird diet specifically. My parents chose to stop eating mammals (for moral and health reasons?) before I was born, so I’ve never eaten any mammals my whole life. I’ve accidentally ingested pork before, and it makes me pretty sick due to my body never building the correct enzymes to digest it. My dad is a hobby fisherman so my upbringing was heavily seafood-based, but we’ve always eaten poultry as well. The thought/smell of mammal meat is just fundamentally unappealing to me. I’ve never met anyone else with this diet besides me and my parents. We need a catchy name for it because pollo-pescatarian is a mouthful.

Jake, if you like mustard and like horseradish then try horseradish mustard. Known as "chrzanowa" in Polish as only seen their brands of this ,Roleski being the best. Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Chrzanowa !

I stuck to a no-mammal diet for like a decade. I think its reasonable. That said, i'm also neurodivergent

I'm shocked that Jake didn't mention the Yeezer 'project' - https://soundcloud.com/dubs_swagu/sets/yeezer?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

With no Julian and Liv going full Unc, the pod feels more normie all the time.

Sports gambling and Epstein file reveals are the only things that give me a rush anymore

Please never talk about adultering Chicago dogs ever again. They aren't Chicago dogs if they don't have all the things on it. Stay in your lane.

Liv having that Girl Dinner dream life ❤️

Where's Julian? 😭

On the subject of Foie Gras and French people cruel way of enjoying tasty food, check Ortolan : this banned tradition of eating this really tiny bird by biting its whole body while blindfolded

I can't imagine living in a world where highly marketed IPs appear as if they are a sign from the universe to me. Bless you Jake never change.

This is my favorite gambling podcast

FX or SciFi (before it was Scify I think it is now) used to do X Files marathons on Thanksgiving, which explains some things about my family dynamic.

You gotta brine the turkey

Liv, thank you for the completely unnoticed Twin Peaks S3 reference.

Boil your ham in Coca cola

Traditionally, adults don't put ketchup on hot dogs.

Jake, of course too much ham will hurt you. As The Brak Show noted , "Three hams will kill him."

Sweet potato pie is next level pumpkin pie yall.

Ham is the only pork not worthy of being called pork. When I went to Canada at 7 years old and ordered bacon and was given something that most certainly wasn't fucking bacon, I decided Canada must be the worst place on Earth.

Jake you are so right about ham, I've been vegetarian for a decade and I walked past a big display of hams at the supermarket yesterday and immediately thought "I should buy a ham"

If turkey's too dry for you, try duck. It's basixally all dark meat

The plot of The Borrower sounds a lot like that of The Hidden (1987).

Jake, in the UK the game is/ was called Screwball Scramble. Awesome game, going to buy it for my son this Xmas if it’s still available. Thanks for reminding me of it

I'm trying to find the episode where Jake reads his story about Trump getting the severance procedure done. Someone please help me, i need it

If you want your mail order Lou’s to taste right, you have to put Kerry Gold Irish butter in the pan before you bake it

Bring back scoring trailers for madcap family comedies with In the Hall of the Mountain King

Need more of this.

Genuinely the most upsetting QAA episode for me as a vegetarian. I can listen to infinite maga nazi trading lizard pizza gate stuff but I draw the line on discussing ham

Jake living so close to Chicago and not having eaten Serbian food is a shocker.

Omg Liv coming out with the EXACT quote my Bulgarian grandma also had ended me. And yes–Balkan culture, very Jewish coded… saying this as someone whose 2 best friends are Jewish and the parallels have always been uncanny

Jake I feel like you would like to know that I listen to most of y'all's episodes while playing NBA2k 😎👉

regarded butter parm noodle club member checking in

Liv Agar

Save On Foods Memorial Arena is my favourite corporate rebrand

First The Borrower is a good grind house movie. Second Henry Lee Lucas at best killed 3 people (including his mom). Three deviled eggs with green olives is the best side dish (paprika is ok)

My southeast MI boomer & older extended family (Irish American farm ppl) say supper. Also, cute episode.

This Thanksgiving I am grateful for Jake’s Takes, Liv’s Gives, and Travis’s Views.

The BO7 glaze is crazy lol

Sometimes I’m scrolling instagram reels and I see that Liv Agar liked the video. Then I, too, must like the video.

I love these. Also Jake please do a take on T Pain being an incredible singer all this time behind the autotune. Video evidence: https://youtu.be/2kHDFjJD8ms?si=xWNYL1SciEtNo4p- https://youtu.be/mSreQujIu60?si=jQDTspbj-SdwJ4uA

"I'm a villain and an eater" as a throat tat would go crazy

BASED JAKE’S MOM >>>>

Jake I would be up for MONTHS if I won $1100 NOW

Next year's Jake's Takes should be a review of the KellyBronze turkey

I despise ham. The sickly sweet flavour of ham makes me think of putrefied flesh, idkw. I'm with Liv, Duck is an excellent substitute for Turkey. I randomly bought Halal duck for a friendsgiving a few years ago, and it was excellent but small enough for only two people.

Fajita and tamale thanksgiving is the superior food option

after hearing people say gefilte fish is disgusting for years i tried it for the first time and i really liked it

Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer is based on Henry Lee Lucas.

Oh yeah.. and Liv Agar. Not going to lie, at first, she was annoying. Now it’s like “Oh , yay, Liv is on the episode”, in a positive manner.

Deep dish pizza is an abomination. John Stewart’s epic rant on it sums up my thoughts on that heresy.

Jake i have the same Ham-situation. My grandma would make an amazing Holiday ham and it smelled so good. I can still remember that wave of warm sweet ham smell. But after the first two bites I was completely full of ham for another 6 months.

Gaming machines are based on whatever percentage the game is set at. That’s why the YouTube guy has them bring so much money, the further the coin in meter gets from the coin out meter the closer you get to a payout. Always play max bet because any odds are based on the max bet.

Jake’s brain needs to be studied, I feel like he’s got corn syrup instead of blood

So premium content now does not contain any of your new series and is basically just Jake content? Looks like it’s time to end my Patreon subscription.

Peee can

Jake being surprised that hams aren’t uniform in size is good stuff. Yes, Jake. Pigs, like people and most things in the animal kingdom vary in size 😂

Lmao why does that Charlie Kirk song sound like Michael Bolton 😂

Can’t Stop Partying was over 15 years ago 😭 why is the Island In The Sun cover kind of good

I agree with Travis, we should absolutely go back to when sports gambling was only available to do in Vegas and Atlantic City. It only got legalized in 2018 and look how pervasive it is now. I hate it.

We are cranberry sauce. We carry the gravy.

Travis sucks. We miss Julian.

liv agar

Hard agree on turkey, mine is good, but I can throw a chicken in there without even thinking whereas the turkey needs care!

“Supper” is Southern-speak

Misinformation!! There are no Save-Ons in Ontario.

My rule regarding food I've never had before is "I'll try anything twice". For all I know the first time I tried something it was made wrong.

Listening to Chicago born Jake and recent Chicago resident Liv butcher the Chicago Hotdog discourse was painful, but we are a forgiving Midwestern people. We won’t steer you wrong!

Save-on-Foods pumpkin pie, I know it well

where's my pal We Are Jeffr'y Epz at

It’s giving L’Gar

Ooooo boy! I gotta save this one for our drive next week from Atlanta to the Villages in Florida to see the in laws.

Happy JakesGiving

TakesGiving!

I am here.