The YouTube Blood Magic Cult (Premium E286)

Unrelated to the content but the earth is hollow shit reminds me of my favourite Star Trek episode title: for the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.

I mean if the pope is from Chicago I can see the devil being from Jersey. The stuffed crust pizza universe topology makes sense too the curled up higher dimensions are the crust cheese

Deeply unpleasant, thank you

I feel more and more confident in my hypothesis that religions all just start out with a group of losers following an absolute lunatic.

I disagree with the decision to cover this to an extent, I feel this episode could wait on the current political climate. Please focus on, for example, the rfk debacles

A plumber from Florida who thinks he's Satan incarnate... this is why I'll never unsubscribe

I wonder what the podcast thinks about performance artist Chris Burden’s Shoot (1971). This is the video w/o context: https://vimeo.com/258122957 This is context from NYT: https://youtu.be/drZIWs3Dl1k?si=a1emshpc0A3BOcMD

unironically, this feels very Highschool Knife Guy. At least when I was in school, every school had at least 2 or 3 guys who brought knives to school, made a ton of edgy jokes, and would do stuff exactly like claiming that they are Satan or making up complicated mythologies for themselves. This really feels like something a knife guy would cook up and iterate on. Super fucked up that it escaped containment and caused a murder

holy shit it's just meth heads (MUCH LIKE THE 3RD REICH WOW THATS SO WEIRD)

Friends, please may we have an episode on The Base and this Rinaldo Nazzaro fellow I'm reading of in the news? No idea. Thanks and blessings.

Annie Kelly

I thought that was Neil Breen at the beginning lmao

On the YouTube is another great band name. Also, any plumber from Florida is redundant.

That was a pretty meh episode to be honest.

Evil ALS ice bucket challenge

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell is great band name.

To your bafflement, or your Baphomet...? Oy.

I’ve been listening since 2018 but I just want to say how much I love the intro music. Could have told you any time but telling you now. Also I love your voices. I’m not even high.

God, I love Flat Earth beef so much

Knowledge Fight just started covering Bill Cooper and Mark Braun's whole Jesus is the sub stuff reminds me of him

An RHCP fan club is a Blood Sugar Sex Magic cult.

Laughing further into insanity among the mad pipers and drums

Never let Sovereign citizens listen to Iron Maiden.

A portal to heaven over the North Pole? Is that a Neon Genesis Evangelion reference?

Funny to hear you guys say you don’t understand the appeal of this. No one had a goth phase? Great ep

Reheated nonsense bazaar nachos still taste alright

The vice article in references says “not found”

Liv agar

Some eps make you laugh despite the miserable topics, but this one just made me sad and confused.

Julien got it right: meth. But the horrendous meth + Internet equation is so unbelievably damaging. And the people who are responding to, and being victimized by, his tweaked out messaging are likely meth and opioid sufferers, too. If there weren’t so many wonderful things about it, I’d commit myself to o blowing up the Internet tomorrow.

Question: does blood over intent replace BGP?

Travis used the word "bafflement," which sounds A LOT like "Baphomet." TRAVIS VIEW adds up to 4 in numerology. There are often 4 hosts, including Liv Agar. Liv Agar WAS NOT in this episode. Travis View is Satan, confirmed. Travis View murdered Liv Agar, CONFIRMED. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Well this is cooked.

Maybe we can get a diverse, inclusive, equitable, accessible, free and socialist world by using the blood manifestation technique? How do we know until we try? Anyway it might get some virality

Jake: Constantine was written by a self proclaimed chaos magician (Alan Moore) He recently wrote a book about how much he dislikes chaos magick, despite it being one of the reasons he became so successful. I admin a chaos magic group on facebook (I didn’t mean to, fb glitched and made me an admin) and this new generation of satan douches have BEEN an issue. but fyi, the occult streets say multiple people in DOGE are in the O9A

Y'all almost made it thru this episode without using "schizophrenia/schizophrenic." BTW, if a person is experiencing meth-induced psychosis they cannot be diagnosed with schizophrenia - at least not with a ton of collateral information about when they are not using. But in absence of other evidence, one has to exclude medical- or substance-induced psychosis before diagnosing schizophrenia.

Had to skip for the first time since the cryptid porn ep -

yeah this is just a person in the grips of a long-term mental health crisis

I want the t shirt, I want the t shirt

Thelema mentioned

A couple of things: The flat-earth community is VERY religious, often invoking ancient Biblical cosmology (i.e. the firmament, the crystal dome, etc.) as “evidence” and claiming that the idea that our planet is an oblate spheroid is part of an atheist plot to turn us away from their god. Also, as an ex-Catholic, I can tell you that they don’t believe the “transubstantiation” of the host is ceremonial, but it literally becomes the flesh and blood of Christ.

Maybe someone should convince him to fulfill his true destiny as a plumber… save us all Markio

The adversary, the deceiver, the prince of darkness and king of lies, the fallen angel, the snake from the garden, lord over the dominion of hell and it’s damned: Mark Brown

I'm sorry, but if the literal son of god can be a Carpenter, I see no reason why Lucifer wouldn't be a plumber. Electrician would be more poetic tho

Internet is series of tubes was Ted Stevens. Why would Al Gore, inventor of the internet, get that wrong?

I simply refuse to believe that Jake doesn’t know who Dale Gribble is. They’re practically the same person. Hang on, maybe that’s why he pretended not to know his name. Your secret is safe with me, Jake.

I was having a good time and into the idea of learning about a weird internet cult, but when Travis was talking about the origin of this guy and then got to him filming himself being arrested I just got really depressed. This guy is obviously really mentally ill in some way (I won’t pretend to be able to diagnose him, but it looks like he went off the deep end after experiencing a genuinely quite traumatic incident) and our society’s solution to the fact that he’s going through something that makes him a danger to himself is to have the police bash in his door and detain him. I’m sure that really helped.

I agree with hallow earth theory. The planet is sacred 🙏

White trash Satanists? Has anyone done a class analysis of different cults? This one strikes me as lumpenproletarian.

As for why: I think there's a certain type of mental illness or mental state that communicates to people like a dog whistle. It's the same thing that attracts vulnerable people to Trump. They're picking up a signal that the rest of us miss. It's just that the signal is the product of psychosis....

I think people might latch on to this guy because traditional blood magic is hard work. There’s meditation, candles, runes, other less pleasant bodily fluids, it takes days, you’ve got to build a shrine or feed a cauldron. This is the instant gratification version - millennials are killing the dark wizard industry.

Okay, I'm a few minutes in and "on the Youtube" has incapacitated me. I can't.

This is the kind of content we need 🙏🏻

Ok am I the only one who thinks of Hercule every time they mention Mr. Satan?

Travis View

Satan, Florida, blood magic and your pretty face is going to hell, is this a Last Podcast on the left fan cult?

'your pretty face is going to hell' is an iggy & the stooges song. a friend started to get it tattooed on his chest but stopped for some reason at 'your pretty fac', shortly before getting locked up 💀

OF COURSE someone beat me to this idea

Oh boy this second guy is absolutely gonna get someone killed.

Um... the machine elves are DMT, Julien. Salvia is just a bad, bad time

I am Julien Incarnate!!

Wild that Julien called flat earth one of the more secular conspiracy movements. Anyone who has any understanding of FE knows that it is almost 100 percent evangelicals. Their more likely to site the Bible than most other theorists.

No thanks, I’m already pretty busy with my Vimeo Blood Magick Kvlt. Edit: hey I grew up in Coral Springs Florida AMA

Mr. Satan sounds like the garfield from the 80's cartoon

Liv Agar

jake jake jake

Eww okay gonna wait until after lunch before listening to this one...

ANOTHER QAA episode?!? You guys are doing important work in these dark times. Keep ‘em coming!

Liv & Jake & Travis & Julian.