The Spam Nazi - A Life in Four Chapters (Premium E281)

Thought the SPAM referred to the weird meat thing so was real confused given vegan stuff till they got to the email spam bit

Scared my coworker by making such a loud laugh when this dudes mom said he hoped someone killed him on the way to school what the fuck.

I want to take some Krav Maga, but then I'd have to hang out with people who take Krav Maga.

This episode was great. Minor note: Wofford college is pronounced “Wah-ford” not “woah-ford” source: I’m native to the area and went to a school nearby. Unfortunately wofford was notorious at my campus for throwing parties where girls would get roofied. Like. A lot.

Melted Forrest Gump

Hmmmm… this guy tried to make a change. A terrible person but he MAY have been a terrible person who could have done some good. Eh, what do I know? Great episode. Liv Agar

Big Abby Garbanzo 😆

Annie Bazongabeans and Krav McGraw ❤️

How many inches did the pills represent?

Jake saying “Anne bazonga beans” has healed me 😂

Fuck this was so good. God bless you all for this art.

Was just thinking that this guy is like the American Mishima when I realized Brad made the same connection with the title. Incredible

I think maybe the Patreon needs a "Jake's Therapy" tier.

Classic Brad: tries to read about rockclimbing to have a way to connect to Liv—ends up burdened with deep knowledge from the deeper dish

Liv Agar

Just throwing this out there, I used to train in MMA and it’s a well known fact in the martial arts community that Krav Maga is a fake martial art and its practitioners shouldn’t be taken seriously at all

Krav magra the genocide martial arts

Liv is hilarious. Honk if you love White Pride.

his mom saying she hopes someone kills him was beast mode

I say this every brad episode but I love his laugh when julian's brain starts to get fried from the content

Krav McGraw

Wow.

It's episodes like this I really want at least like a photo book to scroll through alongside if not a video episode so I don't have to "do my own research" to discover the photos of this little Nazi freak in full military regalia

He was like a Tulpa conjured by all the QAA episodes. I incredible.

This guy literally speed-ran the Internet.

I love how Brad sounds like he’s suppressing a giggle at the end of each sentence. Like he can’t quite believe what he’s saying.

If any members of the pod are reading this, have been looking a little more into that Tulsi Gabbard cult Science of Identity and it's history in Hawaii lately, due to various inexplicable issues, and am growing a tad increasingly suspicious there's some kind of CIA shenanigans going on somewhere around it, even if only as minimal as Butler being an informant. Hawaii has been already a historically high-interest place for US geopolitical emperialist interests so it certainly wouldn't be outside the realms of precedent. The reporting on this site (and linked pages within) has a lot going on, I think at least Julian would perhaps notice a few of the red flags popping up as they oft do: https://www.meanwhileinhawaii.org/home/butlersweb. ----------+----------- The main page the above link is one of multiple linked pages from: https://www.meanwhileinhawaii.org/home/archives/11-2024 -------+--------- (also how and who do I contact for missing merch purchases? The message option on this site doesn't appear to work, and I assume nobody reads DMs on bluesky anyway so haven't tried. Do I need to create a new twitter account or something? Also wanna ask a specific question to a specific member but as already mentioned am going on the assumption nobody reads their DMs, for understandable reasons of course, am really not wanting to be annoying or imposing, sorry lol!)

I didn't realize Rockatansky was a pseudonym until just a few days ago when I went to the wikipedia page for Mad Max and nearly said "Oh OF COURSE you'd do that you little nerd" out loud

a Pomeranian?!

I live in Idaho, the right wing here has gotten OUT OF HAND! Would you guys please do another episode on my State that used to be “too great for hate”

Jake kept calling it "Krav McGraw" and now that's what I'm naming my next D&D character

When Brad said KOF in the browser all I could think was "King of Fighters??" but instead it was nazis..

Oh and Julian can you please stop interrupting Jake’s Takes 😂

Wait Jake what are these shoes? Lol Asking as a 4’10 woman. Also 5’9 is a *medium* king 👑

What a wild story to hear.

i thought calling him “every kind of guy we’ve ever covered on the podcast” would end up being an exaggeration but somehow it is totally accurate

incredible story, thanks to Steven Chua and the gang

liv agar

Liv ... Agar!

Great episode!

Agar Liv?

Wait he said he doesn't have time for hugs 😔 did he not read about the nazi experiment that tried to prove it as all nature and not nurture and the 5ish arean babies died just as fast as the other race babies. Turns out every one needs a hug

I’ve just got to Jake’s monologue and I’m dying

A tiny bit of (very stupid context) on the Links icon being a tank on the Nazi web page... I regret to inform you that icon likely a pun, with it being a Nazi "Lynx" tank. So it does in fact very much follow the aryan theme.

The Brad episodes are always so weirdly joyful and still so poignant ❄️

Julian has such good timing. Especially when he asks Jake follow up questions to his funny statements. And really funny when Julian crashes out about anything

Liv Agar *reads description* Liv Agar?!

Talking of murder mysteries, one I came across recently is did you know Mark Ruffalo has a brother, Scott, who was shot and killed assassination style outside his home in Beverly Hills, broad daylight 2008, and the only ppl who witnessed came forward a week later to claim was self inflicted from "playing with it" while the police then claimed it was self inflicted from Russian roulette despite coroner being adamant it wasn't a possible angle for that, then one of the couple died by overdose years later who also happened to be the daughter of a wealthy Saudi businessman, and the remaining person, Brian Scofield, was an editor for Sound of Freedom? Also both their fingerprints were found over the gun. And it's still unsolved cause the police just shrugged their shoulders and were like "eh can't do anything more we guess, oh well nevermind!" Mark been a vocal human rights advocate including criticism of Israel also. Anyways have fun with not letting the imagination wander into conspiracy land with that lol ---+--- https://news.amomama.com/277059-bhpd-stated-that-mark-ruffalos-brother-t.html

Really nice break after the CPAC eps—those were great, but even listening to those was brutal. Hope yall are keeping sane making these, love your work

i spit my water at the arcteryx mention, it’s sooo true. my friend is a latino climber who gets sponsorships from many companies, acrteryk has NEVER agreed to sponsor his climbs

Jake could never be a no fapper, because bustin’ makes him feel good

Haven't listened yet, but any time I learn about Vancouver area crypto freaks I think about my friend's former boss. He kept talking about resurrecting Eazy E and hiring NWA to play the company Christmas party. My friend thought he was joking, but he was actually in the midst of drug induced psychosis (and also massive fraud)

mama a Liv Agar behind you

I thought this was going to be about Elon given Twitter ads these days

What was cut from Jake's Krav Maga story, did it just jump ahead to talking about uniforms?

Nice to hear a positive autoQ for a change

Jake “Real name” Rockatansky

Brad and Molly Conger have such softly spoken voices for such dark subjects just thinking of them both being on same podcast episode together could be weapons grade ASMR

Liv Agar

Liv agar

Am I the only one busting for a Travis episode? Haven't listened to it yet, if it's a Travis episode I will soon find out.

Julian?

Ayo just wanted to be the first one to say LIV AGAR. That's all.

The idea of having a red armband with the ghost busters logo on it had me cackling

I’m really looking forward to this one and I haven’t even heard it yet. The cpac moment Julien tortured us with was bleak

Recovering from dental surgery the same day this episode dropped. I got a big bowl of ice cream and let’s just say I’m ready to get MELTED

Nice reference in that title.