2 Frenchmen at CPAC (Part One) (E313)

"Yakub's first white creation" is the most savage insult I've heard all week

I ALSO thought of moving to Europe and then ALSO imagined my skin exploding so I played best fiends. But now I downloaded marble snap which is way more fun.

Jesus poor Anthony I think most normal folks get that feeling

Julian heads won 💯

I can't wait for the next part...

the chocolate bar crinkling was my MK ultra trigger

This was a great ep! I wanted to scream

Enjoyed this!

Zionists were pals with fascism. Look at how close and comfy the Hungarian zionists were with admiral worthy.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Look into the "Happy Science Anime Series" it's an insane series of movies produced by the cult that are absolutely brain melting. Would be an absolute amazing Jake episode.

My most important question for Julian is: did you see the guy with the circle of hair shaved on his head and what do you think possessed him to do this? Once I saw it I could not concentrate on anything else for the rest of CPAC. It haunts me.

Hey DC is sometimes ok!

Phenomenal episode. I’ve had a very difficult time listening to anything talking about current events, but I found Julian’s pain so relatable and comforting because it made me feel less alone, and I was able to endure what amounts to a gathering celebrating right-wing ascendancy without falling into a black pit of despair. Thanks!

Julian on every podcast I listen to this week.

I can’t tell you how much I hate these MAGA cultists. Every terrible thing that happens to them is their own doing. And yet, no group of people is more mollycoddled.

You will never convince me that Mercy Schlap isn't a Divine character in a John Waters movie. This is my RussiaGate

Dude someone needs to tell vance and Trump about the fools stalin conned back in the day. He used supposed ideological brotherhood. It's so fucking obvious

I know it’s wrong but I wish Julian would have tried to grab Matt Schlap’s dick.

There are a couple of happy science animes you can watch if anyone is so interested. It's pretty boring and somewhat incomprehensible

That apologia for Yeon is wild. I love how the Korean guy just didn’t mention WHY Yeon was arrested for treason. Korean rightwingers are like American ones lol.

Brussels mentioned

J’apprends le français pour lire le livre d’Anthony.

I miss when Julian convinced his wife to go with him to these conferences, she was fun on the pod

Playmobile Man. Awesome.

What’s the ambient music playing during the beginning?

OH GOD HAPPY SCIENCE -- listen, watch their movies. I was sorta drowsing and then the words "happy science" shot me right up in my seat. jesus i need QAA to cover the happy science movies XDXDXD

Have been to that Gaylord a couple of times for conferences. It’s absolutely designed to keep you inside and ultimately dazed. The one in Nashville is even worse.

The “disneyland coup” thing Eduardo Bolsonaro was referencing is that his father fled to Florida on his last day in power when it became clear that the military was divided and wasn’t going to support his coup plan. So because he was in “disneyland” when Jan 8th happened he couldn’t be planning a coup, even though he’d spent the last 3 months saying that the election was stolen and encouraging his supporters to camp in front of military facilities as a way to pressure them into action, a tactic intended to resemble the 1964 mass right-wing protests that precipitated the military dictatorship. Also the whining about inelegibility is specially hipocritical as Lula was declared ineligible in 2018, which was very important for Bolsonaro’s election in the first place.

The part where they discuss the Israeli minister meeting with the Austrian right-wing party founded by nazis is just mind-blowing. Are there any plans to do a deep dive into that unholy alignment?

“I urge you to come back instantly please” with the tone of someone about to completely lose their grip really got me. I’m glad you made it through buddies

1000% endorse Julian's comment that republican talking points should always be accompanied by crinkling food packaging foley work.

Hearing the Gaylord described by someone else is surreal. It’s my place of choice to take pictures of my kids at Christmas time because I think it’s so airy and pretty 😂😂

I have the “Trump Won and you Know It” song in my head now. I keep singing it around my fiancée at home. Screw you guys.

Cum Town Farewell after for a palette cleanser

Why did I think this was gonna be fun this is soooo depressing

For anyone interested in just how batshit the Happy Science cult is, the God Awful Movies podcast has a few episodes on the propaganda films they've created.

As somebody who lives in that area, I agree with Julien's request to Xi; please bathe me in the cleansing light of nuclear fire.

I'm relieved to hear that Julian had a friend with him at CPAC. When you guys said on an earlier episode that he was there, I was concerned that he was on his own. When you're taking that much psychic damage, you've got to use the buddy system, as Anthony's hilariously desperate message proves! ❤️

A goddamn cliffhanger!! I love it. Julian / Anthony duo sharing illness. Classic odd couple shenanigans

As always, sincere thanks to Anthony and Julian for putting yourselves through this. Looking forward to the next instalment.

i didn’t hear a single mention of ghostbusters from jake this time

Fun fact: In the mid 2000's I lived in a shared-house in Tokyo that was owned by Kofuku no Kagaku (Happy Science). There were no cult members living in the house and we had very little interaction with the management, but every new resident got a free copy of Ryuho Ogawa's books, and there were regular cleaning and gardening staff who were cult members and they were basically zombies. I lived there five years and I don't think I ever heard them speak.

Frenchman gone to cpac! I love the way Americans have always scapegoated the French as cowards, meanwhile when the French attempts to move the age you can begin collecting social security back by two years and they literally shut down Paris and burn hundreds of cop cars… meanwhile there is literally NOTHING Americans won’t just bend over and take straight up the ass as more clearly evidenced now than ever… there will be no civil war, no dramatic resistance, this is the fattest, laziest, dumbest population in history, we will sit in air conditioning and stare at our phones until ai has replaced jobs entirely, the public sector is entirely destroyed, 99% of the population owns NOTHING, every single thing we use is on a subscription based rent plan, and we get a meager universal income (as Elons already promoting) so there’s money coming from the government to our pockets and into the private sector… streamlined hyper capitalism coming our way and we will again, bend over and ask for more.

So what you're telling me is: Nazis. Theeeeyyyrr'e baaaack.

Les Mssrs

"I'm going to have to pull something." The best teaser I've heard in a long time.

Steve Bannon (1933 Germany) -> I see what you did there.

Another field report episode! Let's go

I want to know who from Canada was there.

Frenched a Tesla bot call that a CPAC Machine

Anthony Mansuy

VINCE

It took YEARS for that "Trump Won And You Know It" song to not be stuck on my head, thanks for bringing it back!

John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.

Corey Klotz

Anthony Mansuy

OuiAnon

Liv Agar

Liv agar should have gone and owned these fools.

Liv agar

So you were the reason Musk was swinging around a chainsaw.

Trulian

Cthulhu is real… and he ate my ass!

Liv Agar

Listened at 10000x speed I liked that part where jake talked

oh thank god serbia not mentioned

Liv agar

Jake Jake Jake