The Kekistocracy (E312)

AI won’t need to come for us, Feb 4 2026 I’m seeing Benadryl challenge warning on TV headlines

The scariest thing AI can think of is being cyberbullied by your For You page? To quote Tyler the Creator, "Hahahahahahahaha How The Frickk Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Dude Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Bruh Close Your Eyes Haha"

These are pennies to the American government. They knew when my mother was dying. I was flooded with shady life insurance crap so they knew too. I had to hide the mail from her

I love how we kept the welfare money flowing to israel, Egypt, and Jordan. They are the countries that take the most from America. We prop up dictatorships in Egypt and a hashemite puppet monarch with billions every year. All to force them to serve the zionists in Tel aviv

My mom died 9 months ago and life insurance companies flooded my mailbox. They knew she was dead within days. Her disability was automatically stopped

He wants his sons to fight hunger games style over his inheritance. I could see 1 of his kids murdering their siblings for that wealth

Lib Agar (parody)

“Under Trump’s America First agenda, Hamas will bust raw.” Now Travis….

For whatever pedantry is worth at this point, and yes, I know it's nothing... it's not even DOGE. It's DGE. If "Department of Government Efficiency" is 'DOGE,' then "Federal Bureau of Investigation" is 'FBOI,' and we can all start pronouncing it like "F-Boy."

Liv Agar

God damn I love mud Fossils

I support spreading DEI to Serbia

It would be nice, as long as they're giving ChatGPT free will and stuff, if they'd give it Asimov's Laws of Robotics.

the puns just write themselves, libbed for her pleasure, more bucks for their bangs...

I love this. I'm so tired of my maga friends telling me how trump and elon are saving us all this money. I can't wait to tell them how wrong they are.

As an archivist, the reactions to the jfk docs has been pretty funny….institutional archival work is incredibly time consuming and expensive, even without security clearance issues. The “sudden discovery” of jfk docs is probably not so much a grand conspiracy as much as someone finally had time to go through boxes that have been sitting in the fbi archives for decades 🙄

Of COURSE Rio Tinto is a supplier for Tesla!! Urrrgh! 🤦‍♀️

that uncensored cgpt conversation didn't sound like cgpt. How many emdashes were there? There wasn't a single "it's not just X, its X on steroids".

I asked ChatGPT to help me plan anti-Trump psyops to perpetuate on the boomers in my in-laws retirement community, and it said it couldn't help me. So I asked it to describe psyops to look out for being perpetrated on me, and it described the methods and behaviors of Donald Trump.

Hi! Can u do an ep on accelerationsim specifically or maybe I missed it

was Jake going for sort of a Twin Peaks reverse speech impression as ChatGPT? if so, he was kind of slaying it at the start

what if a computer sucked your dick

I teach AI for my job and Liv gave one of the better explanations of LLMs that I have heard in a long time so thanks guys. So many folks just don't understand how LLM chat bots work so that discussion was refreshing

The issue with the Hunter Biden laptop wasn’t that it was real. The “geopolitical experts” were casting doubt on some of the origin of some data on the laptop. The real story is that Hunter is a nepo crackhead with a huge hog. The fake news was that Hunter was on some Epstein type shit.

One silver lining of this twisted, caustic political situation is Jake gets to main his two best impressions

I’m so fucking depressed

I'm now picturing the opening title to the show Recess with the qaa hosts being protags, miss finster is trump, Elon as Randall....

is "kek" an inside joke that I am not cool enough for, or did the Raconteurs do me dirty on how to spell Kakistocracy in "Intimate Secretary"?

Love that QAA has become basically the best place for any kind of real news about what’s going on with the US Gov’t.

worst or wurst? can we have a government by tasty sausage?

travis saying "bust raw" broke me

I’m not sure if you intentionally benched Julian for this topic, but the episode is clearly much better for it.

LIV AGAR

Jake describing Trump's morning routine made me laugh. Gets out of shower. Spray tan. As for hair, I'm pretty sure he's just sticking his head in one of of those cotton candy makers you see at the carnival after he has his spray tan.

I’m embarrassed that I know this much about Mr T but hey - I’m a New Yorker. We have been sick of this guy for decades. Anyway, when he was married to Ivana, she had him try an experimental plastic surgery where the 2 sides of the scalp are pulled up to the center of the head and sewed together. The idea is to get rid of the scalp with no live hair follicles and marry the sides that do. There is one image that was taken toward the end of his first term where he is walking up the stairs to Air Force One and the wind picks that nest on the top of his head up and reveals the mess that is his scalp. Darth Vader?

Damn Julian at Cpac episode gonna go craaaazy

At this point, I just assume Musk has a NeuroLink and he’s tweeting from that.

Jake describing the conspiracy theory guys as playing an open world Ubisoft game, climbing book depositories to get POIs revealed on the map and find all 100 pages of the Protocols collectible

Every outlet of mainstream journalism has bent the knee to the most tacky, whiny fascism we have ever seen. Lol if anyone trusts any of them anymore

Another excellent episode looking into THE VOID AND MADNESS

liv agar

solid intro liv 🙃

Almost forgot "illuminati" detail: was unexpected of QAA crew to miss it out of any others it slipped under rader for, but Elon's hand gesture in that WH interview was specific reference, intentionally the "Illuminati" hand gesture. (Quote marks added to confirm am not insane believer, see? Is that insane to overthink? Who am I even talking to? Am not insane!) If in doubt, anyone go Google "illuminati hand gesture" for yourselves and see it's practiced and precise, not something a person could do accidentally like, um, two full-throated seig heils in a row from the chest lol. -- He's fluffing his 4chan senpais cos it's all cringe attention seeking to this lil child. ---+--- Also it's perhaps a tad hopeful at best to dismiss project 2025 so early, especially when already 32% of it has been implemented by 2 thirds of Trump's executive orders in 25 days - according to link: https://heatmap.news/politics/project-2025-tracker Sincerely, are peeps doing ok lately? Or just side effect of flooded zone overwhelming? If any holiday needed, am sure Julian will be fine taking over on his own for a bit. (the madness can't be held back forever tehe!) (I am also not secretly Julian)

I disagree that Elon has a team tweeting for him. Like Trump I suspect he does very little real work and just is glued to his phone.

I keep hearing people refer to Musk as the Reddit Billionaire... Why?

Anna Paulina Luna is my rep, she is so embarrassing.

Liv reminds me of Matilda of Tuscany in the 1066 ck3 start date

Please do a crusader kings 3 episode

The story at the end is just exactly the plot of the video game Receiver 2.

Liv should be in charge of DOGE. She is a wise gen zer. She'll take care of all these broccoli headed fascists

Best thing I heard about the JFK disclosures is that someone said it was Trump's stimulus package for his podcast bros. Also it should be fairly obvious that the Nazis killed JFK if you read the book Devil's Chessboard.

Is it a QAA episode if Jake doesn’t comment on hair density?

The way I yelled FUCK! at “Travis, you are the news now.”

The AI conspiracy part just sounds like a Danganronpa plot

If GPT 4.0 was all there was LIv would be right to say this technology has almost reached its potential. But these new reasoning models are a totally different can of worms. Models like o3, Deepseek R1 and Grok 3 have fused the LLM technology with reasoning (so called chain of thoughts), and will soon also include self-training like AlphaFold, AlphaZero, etc. Even though we are only in the first iterations of reasoning models they are already way better than GPT 4.0. If you're following AI progress right now it is clear that the start of the revolution is already here. I think it's going to be turbulent.

It's not ketamine. It couldn't be any less ketamine. You don't gurn or have to hide your eyes on ket. Would be very interested in hearing from Elon's chemist handler/doctor for am curious on his particular cocktails of late: as in what does the world's richest dumbest duplicitous cunt pump himself up with to barely function on stage these days? What's in? (And can I have some?)

raga vil

GPT sounds suspiciously like Steven Hawking's speech synthesis did that one time on Epstein's island

Hi, Mr. Elephant

FYI Travis - the whole 1875 default date thing most likely isn’t true. COBOL doesn’t have default data types for fields https://dev.to/mdchaney/cobol-dates-may-20-1875-and-disinformation-5ggh But as a data scientist myself, I will say that musk has no fucking idea what he’s talking about. Show as many screenshots of excel that you want, Elon, if you want me to believe it then you gotta show me the query and show me the data integrity. Because I got news for you… noone’s data is clean.

I'm actually friends with r9k people who were on it years ago? I think they modeled things on computer memory management. 😅

Check this site https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/esp_tema.htm It's a gold mine of conspiracy theories and it might be useful for future shows. legit website and not click bait, I promise

JAKE COMING THROUGH FOR THE BRIEFLY NAMED GEN Y WITH A JIMMY HAT SHOUT OUT

julian at cpac… can’t wait to hear about this next week 💀

Liv Agar (Patriot)

This podcast has become the only filter through which I can keep up with the outside world. Direct consumption is too toxic

Liv agar

Oh hell yeah

Liv Agar won’t wear my CuhShoeLuhs!

New ep!