Happy Q Year (Premium E273)
Jake, Julian, and Travis are ditching the script for a loose recap of all the popular holiday conspiracy theories. There were drones over New Jersey, heavy fog over the city you live in, and moons over my hammy. Jake regales the others with the harrowing story of how he was nearly lost at sea while on vacation, and Travis and Julian tease some exciting new projects for 2025.
Happy new year to all of our listeners and thank you from all of us here at QAA for subscribing to us on patreon.
Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com)
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Comments (159)
Anybody got a link to the Hunter Biden track?
Julian I only have one of your books left to read. Excellent prose. I covet Fire Hides Everywhere. Gave a friend my copy of Even the Red Heron bc they need to read it! Write more books, I will read them 😊
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I have been hoping you all are safe from the fire.
Hope you're all alright ❤️❤️❤️
I hope the LA crew ia okay. Been thinkinf about yall
❤️❤️❤️
Hoping you all are doing. Okay in LA!!
Hope you all are okay!
Why no episode for a week?
fire
I absolutely think there's a non-zero chance there will be a wedge between Elon Musk and Donald Trump and the girls are gonna be fighting no matter how much class solidarity they have but it's not gonna be because of resist lib memes. Elon is fully capable of fucking this alliance up all on his own.
Liv Agar
Skamania is one of Washington’s many indigenous named counties/cities
Yes but it is kinda funny. I love how bad these guys are at pronouncing Washington counties. Spo-cane, for example.
Ska Mania is also a kick ass cd compilation of early ska to two tone.
Travis, whenever you put out that book there has to be an audio version where the whole QAA crew takes part in reading it!!
"I checked". dammit I love travis
do NOT send me your butthole.
I’ve been listening since 2019. I’m so glad you guys are thriving!
Did anyone else see that the Pizzagate guy was killed by police a few days again when he pulled a gun on a cop? https://www.salisburypost.com/2025/01/09/pizzagate-gunman-killed-by-kannapolis-police-after-he-pulls-gun-on-officer/
*few days ago
Liv agar
Wow. Travis and I have very similar dorky interests. I too am reading about Martin van Buren. I use my lay around vacations to read about super old presidents and re teach myself history. But for no reason other than blanket of security so our world makes some sense. Please write a book.
Have you heard Matt Christman's Hall of Presidents episode about him? That's how I became a Van Buren Boy
Way interested in Travis's research. Great episode. Blessings to you all!
I was very happy to hear from Travis as much as we did in this episode. His work is fascinating and I enjoy getting the view from the trench. I would like to get that more often!
Listening to this after binging the live coverage of LA fires hearing Jake say "things are going to get so much more melted" and hoping yall are ok
We are all melted. Most of my friends lost their houses but not their lives.
Jake, I just want you to know I love you- and if you die in a funny way, I'll edit your Wikipedia page and change your occupation to "noted screenwriter and foot pornography model"
I imagine if Travis had a silencer, he'd just use it like a fidget spinner, screwing and unscrewing it from the Glock whenever Jake and Julian got too much
You were lucky Jake, you could've been the next couple the Open water franchise bases a movie on. For reference ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Tom_and_Eileen_Lonergan )
Jokes about going missing in the Caribbean aside -- Taylor Casey is a Black trans woman from Chicago who disappeared under suspicious circumstances in the Bahamas this summer, and local authorities seem to be covering it up. Her family and friends are still searching for her, you can learn more and support here https://www.instagram.com/findtaylorcasey?igsh=MWhtb3Fpc3hjcjRj
Jake wants to be bad with you baby. https://youtu.be/pTapMjTAn-I?si=Fp39COyfdLH2F1qu
Travis, definitely hit up the NYS Archives in Albany if you haven't. They are cool and good and can scan stuff and send it to you. I work in the museum in the same building and they have a total on/off-site of like 24 miles of records.
Crazy to think that about 7 years ago I was sitting in a hospital bed with pancreatitis and I just happened to stumble upon a FB post recommending a little podcast with 3 handsome boys. Watching this show grow has been a joy and your work has helped to remind me that I'm not crazy. Here's to 77 more years.
I, for one, am very excited about Travis's upcoming project/book. Much of my 2023 was spent reading the absolute 1000-page tome Rise and Fall of the American Whig Party. All these different factions opposed to Jacksonian Democrats: former Federalists, National Republicans, Southern Nullifiers, and Anti-Masons, eventually coalesced into the mismatch that become the ill-fated Whig Party. Anti-Masons were particularly prominent and even won a couple governorships and a few dozen House seats. I'd be fascinated with a deeper dive on them.
Glad you and your wife are ok, Jake 💜
lol watersports
Julian ILYSM.
Yo is a Nvidia 5070 good? What kind of monitor should I use if I go on vacation?
Has Jake seen Force Majeure by Ruben Ostlund? Bc it’s very Jake’s vacation coded.
First thing I thought of.
I just wanna say I really appreciate this podcast so much too ❤️ finding y'alls podcast was a bright spot for me during a super dark & weird time in my personal life so you definitely changed the world at least a little bit for me 🥲 happy q year
I bought a t-shirt. I do not want a refund. But I will fork over more $ if there is a better quality one available. ❤️
Anyone else unable to tell the difference between Jake Julian and jimmy
No more watersports on Jake's honeymoon.
Love Julian confidently asserting that the French Revolution, which began in 1789, inspired the American Revolution, which ended in 1783.
It was inspired by the *English* Revolution, but Julian of course cannot admit this.
Feel better, Jake’s Wife :(
Not Julian cutting Jake off in the middle of his "I'm the best I've ever been" speech 😆
Happy New Year! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE do an episode on the Telepathy Tapes 🤣 Also, Liv Agar
Jake’s Biden is almost as good as his trump - which I have to say is my personal fave
Fo real!
Oh man! Let me know if you want this insane email I got at work. We do air quality testing for fire departments and I got the weirdest email from someone about testing the fog. 🤣 Now I get it.
the fact I seriously thought this was Biden for at least 30s says a lot eh?
I really hope this show devolves back to more Jake stories this year.
Also, sad to see that Liv is just getting attacked on the shit app from hell for eating a sandwich, a succulent sandwich. Liv Agar-forever!!!
Feeling Jake, got married in 2021 and STILL have not gotten to have a honeymoon. 2025 - *might* be the year!
The mainstream news media were made fools of by their bois in Tel aviv. The fact that cnn submits it's news for censorship to idf censors is pure madness. And it makes me pissed off because people always tell me I look like Adam Sandler. A friend of 10 Years asked me if I'm jewish but I'm just a polack! Travis give me tips please. Also being compared to Adam Sandler is an insult because he's not a good looking guy.
I want to officially register that I will be very interested to read anything that Travis writes about Masonic abductions, and that I am extremely NOT interested in receiving pictures of Julian’s butthole. Thank you.
I know you do equal opportunity ridicule, but I really don't like making fun of disability (stuttering) . Even that Canadian queen. American gerontocracy is just mad though. Probably best to try and shame them out of it, except it's so lucrative and has bipartisan support.
I'm not quiting though, love your work.
Jake, if you would like to know what Julian is thinking when he is talking about watersports https://youtu.be/3Jcxbq25vpE
*whistles awkwardly* God bless you, Mr. Partridge!
pretty sure Jake just paid for an "adventure" that was just a larp like The Game to help his wife confront her fear.
Hey guys! The French Revolution came right after the American revolution. Don’t know if it was an accidental swap but for historical accuracy the newly christened Americans inspired the French in this case!
Will we ever seen the Liv/Jake miniseries on millennials 🥺
kind of beside the point but it was the other way around, the american revolution helped bankrupt the french monarchy which led to the french revolution btw
Travis STUNS fellow podcast hosts with class conscious material analysis.
Lib Ajar
If I ever said anything against Jake rapping, I take it back #NewYear
Travis “Dad Present” energy undefeated
I live 10 minutes from where the Bigfoot hunters went missing - it’s pronounced ska-mania. Another notable cryptid in our area is the Klickitat Ape Cat. The owner of a local pot shop (Margie’s Bingen,WA) has an FJ cruiser kitted out and branded Klickitat Ape Cat Research Team, and they’re not joking… The county east of us is home to Bob Songer, famed constitutional sheriff. North or here in Trout Lake, WA we have Gilliland’s ECETI (alien) Ranch. He believes he’s made contact with the ET’s that live inside Mount Adams, and used to host Q conferences around 2020-2022. We have a vortex to Tartaria IMO.
I've stayed in Trout Lake several times and had no clue about that. Whenever we're there though we're more focused on chilling in the woods, and petting that big ole cat that runs the general store.
love the Julian and Jake in the same room energy
Julian writes novels!? How is this the first time it has been mentioned?
it’s been mentioned! aeons ago tho
Write that book Travis, conventional histories of conspiracism, occultism and trolling always name check the free masons but never seems to understand how these things have come down to us through a THICK filter of 18th and 19th century masonry/ anti-masonry.
Yall need to force Travis to talk more.
I hope you are making more hats soon!
Hats?!
Thanks for continuing to make the show, guys. I'm so glad to support you. It's just the right balance of goofin and actual information I need to keep track of what my pilled relativess believe and where it comes from. You're a light in a world run by dimwits.
Me too… reminded me of Nicolas Cage caged in a Nicolas Cage cage https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/3e88049c7c747d957a671865252562b940c10e7a80e0fa95daa8974e3eb1f579_1.jpg
I popped so hard for the Hunter Biden trap song ngl
Jake referencing movies while describing something that happened to him is peak content brain
I thought the FAA changed some rules recently to allow drones to fly at night.
Mix of fresh and saline water = brackish water. FYI: Turks and Caicos islands wanted to join Canada. As we sit frozen in a polar vortex, we would welcome them if they ask again.
listening to this ep. on a flight to Turks and Caicos. First time leaving the USA. Can't believe this episode is so relevant. Hopefully no one drowns in a kayak while I'm here.
Mostly for Jake: “…teeth like a lion, head like a bear, claws that could tear a plank to kindling, they come in the night, in the mist, I saw their glow worm go, saw it come down out of the hills, in the mist…” —13th Warrior.
The discussion of mainstream media's credibility crisis (and Travis saying it won't be replaced by anything better) made me realize that we're about due for a nerdy sidebar series about The Gutenberg Parenthesis. I am not even kidding, I would listen the sh*t out of that.
Best moment: the segue from a nihilist discussion about the possibility of change to “anyway, thanks for subscribing!” Love you guys. Second-best moment: the callback to “The Van Buren Boys.”
Better not have lost Liv to the fog
Live Fog-ar
Offended by Lil Trump on behalf of Lil B based god
https://youtu.be/vUSzgaXE9Zk?si=TD77pZEIsmiZvkaU
It’s cool that people are project bluebeaming each other with ai videos for clix
Skamania County definitely got attention from 90's Ska bands
Heard Travis’s voice on my fresh air NPR the other day!!
Sweet, which NPR show?
thanks guys!! Happy new years
What a good listen on a snowy commute! I hadn't even flipped on the news until the Speakership vote since Election Night.
So glad Jake and his wife are OK. Thank goodness! Happy new year guys and gals we're gonna need eachother for sure on this cursed timeline
Bless, I’m so anxious listening to this
Sailor Jake is The Man.
I mean if you look at the videos of boats on rough seas, it's easy to see how people might imagine sea monsters. This planet is kinda dramatic at times.
After being a listener for a while, I finally joined the patreon in 2020 because I had a lot of time on my hands. I figured I'd listen to the back catalog and then cancel, but I had such a good time that I never canceled after all. Happy new year, and thanks for making me feel a little less insane. Also, Julian should listen to "NSA" by Crudbump. I think he'd find it inspiring
Mistrust in "authority and information" I wish conspiracy theory folks would maybe read about the authority of the bootmaker. 'Authority as Power' is indeed bad. 'Authority as Expertese' is helpful! But these two things are *not* the same! To put it another way, this is not that! https://libcom.org/article/bakunins-bootmaker
Example: I trust the 'Authority as Expertise' of virologists, epidemiologists, cardiologists, the WHO (since they (too quietly) corrected their mistake on COVID transmission in 2021 to emphasise aerosol transmission and mask use indoors), on matters to do with COVID, the pandemic, vaccination. I don't trust 'Authority as Power' from governments, media, employers (bosses) who are telling us to come into work and spread sickness without enough time to recover. Letting us believe that vaccines alone are enough to protect our individual and collective health from COVID-19 now (since the economy opened up) and that we no longer need masks, even if that's done via a kind of soft power -making us behave in the way they want (economy line go up 📈) without forcing us, to a certain degree. Constantly talking past tense about the pandemic, even in articles which aren't about Covid, to get us all copying that rhetoric cause it's absolutely everywhere and enough of us aren't critical of the media. Despite conspiracy theorists claiming not to trust MSM, they have also not scrutinised this shift, along with most people, it seems. "Is COVID just another winter bug now?" articles in the BBC site downplaying the health impact of not just flu but Covid which is way more dangerous than getting flu, which is already bad. And so on.
It’s piss play, Jake. That’s the water sports
I live in the area where people were bugging out. Ocean county is super white ethnic maga and a gigantic population of ultra orthodox jews. That people dislike for having too many kids its crazy here
Travis! Where in Niagara County is this document? I live there and am now super curious about it!
It allegedly can be found at the Lockport Public library. https://nioga.ent.sirsi.net/client/en_US/default/search/detailnonmodal/ent:$002f$002fSD_ILS$002f0$002fSD_ILS:989632/ada?qu=the+morgan+affair&d=ent%3A%2F%2FSD_ILS%2F0%2FSD_ILS%3A989632%7EILS%7E0&h=8
What's good for the podcast is bad for the world. Yo travis the second party system? For real bro? I want you to write about the trail of tears.
Genocide joe and his pals like antony "the butcher of gaza" blinken are going down in history as genocidaires. I'd love to see them reduced to hiding in the rainforest in Eastern Congo like the hutus in Rwandan Civil war
The podcast promises nothing and keeps its promise. - Q en Vec
Travis's first disappointment of the year just 3 min in got me
DO NOT CORRECT JAKE IN 2025!!!!! JAKE PILLED LIFE! he sets the word sounds and meanings now
I would love an old Xerox of Julian’s butthole, with ball’s included. And a collections tab on your Patreon home page. I think that could be really valuable to listeners new and old.
Jake’s Twitter obituary would feature a post with the N word a bunch of times or maybe the K word, then the next post would be a short video of someone squirting and claiming they drowned Jake and his wife. Very sad over there on Twitter these days.
NB: The French Revolution (1789 - 1799) did not inspire the American Revolution (1775 - 1783). Happy New Year!
Same Jacobin resistance movement origin
yes julian mangroves thrive in brackish waters 🏆
Jake sneakily referencing Les Mis lol, love to see it
Hunting Bigfoot during winter? Big mistake. Bigfoot hibernates. I thought everyone knew that.
Making fun of an actual stutter? Middle school bully shit. The person you're making fun of is a genocide sponsor, so it's not like the choice of target is bad, but you're spraying strays at everyone who has ever had a stutter. (Before someone gets all defensive: is that really a hill you want to die on?)
Seems you've already claimed that pa-pa-particular "death hill". 😝
I sometimes show my girlfriend snippets from the episodes. She loves Jake and hates everybody else. She asked me to let you know this. Keep up the good work Jake. P.S. She just googled Liv and asked me to include that she really likes her hair.
Things to buy in 2025: - Travis' book! 📖 - Ticket to Jake's movie!! 🎬 - Xeroxed NFT of Julian's asshole!!! 🌟 But for real, you guys do make a difference in the world... You've made me feel a little less alone and a lot less crazy every week for the several years now! Happy New Year and much ❤️ to Travis, Julian, Jake, Liv, Annie, & Brad. QAAA ♾️ 🤘🏻
Liv AGAR
Cock tease then? No...
So happy to know that Julian has written books. I went to zero press but searching didn't pull anything up. I want a copy of all three...... Please help.
I would imagine you actually need to doxx him to get that information, which might be a challenge to just ask him directly
Whether you like it or not: you are the leftist Joe Rogan
Inkjet or laser jet copies of Julian's butt cheeks? Quit being so 20th century. 3d printouts or nothing at all!
Happy New Year to the whole team!! I'm thankful I have you guys to help me make sense of the circus!
I was raised very Christian so I relate to the no Santa Claus thing
Remember, Jesus loves milk & cookies too
happy hanukkah also liv agar
The theme music hits everytime
That Gatorade episode changed my life. I took up mountain running a few years back and I used to torment myself trying to carry water in camelbacks and keeping obsessively hydrated. Once I listened to that ep and read up on it I just have a massive drink before I go now. Works great. I was totally hydro pilled before and thought I’d die if I didn’t lug five kilos of liquid with me.
Happy New Year and Happy Hanukkah boys!
Jake won Gold in Water Sports @ the 2024 Turks & Caicos Games!! Congrats homie! We always believed in you 😉
So, if I understand correctly, Jake almost drowned a mere 300 miles from the Bermuda Triangle? This is definitely that.
JAKE ❤️
Jake lives
립 에이가 없네! ㅠㅠ
Gesundheit!?
it’s so nice hearing you three laughing together (especially jakey)
Liv Agar
The drone hysteria reminds me of years ago when the stealth bomber was first unveiled to the public. When it was scheduled to be at a local airshow, people were calling into radio talk shows saying things like “I couldn’t see it, ‘cuz, you know, it’s invisible, but I could HEAR it flying over my house!”
Is that lil b or Kreayshawn?
no liv agar
Liv Agar streaming on Twitch as this drops.
Liv Agar But seriously, I’ve been chomping at the bit for a new episode.
Happy Q year! The circus is just getting started, happy to have ya'll along for the ride.
Happy Q year!
We gotta do another whole year?!
Happy 2025, QAA team!