Santa With Muscles Movie Night (Premium E270)
Hulk Hogan as Santa Claus in 1996. Jake has found the perfect movie to torture Julian and Liv with. Somehow he finds an ally in Travis. Merry Christmas to the sickos.
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Editing by Julian Feeld. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com)
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Comments (79)
The only Santa on cocaine we celebrate in this house is Grizzly Fucking Adams.
Silksong when
"i need to go meet nick at midnight" is the new "i have heard the chimes at midnight"
How did you not mention that Clayton was Garrett Morris?
Imagine it in French dubbing : "Monsieur Papa... ou Quand le Père Noël s'en mêle" ... saw it on Gulli for sure 😭
Watching this dogshit now with my husband. Cannot believe Travis enjoyed this lmao.
dude…the breakfast spot I go to was playing this on vhs yesterday😭
My favorite part was Jake saying “Don-“
SPOW-KAN. I’m taking time out to let Jake know how you pronounce Spokane. Does not rhyme with cocaine, would be funnier if it did
Can we compare notes? A native of the city taught me to swallow the O and put a lot of emphasis on the second syllable, so that it comes out “Sp’KAN.” Am I doing it wrong?
The fighting domestic help scene is a nod to Clouseau & Kato https://youtu.be/uk_2-ib3ENc?si=5StuK9CPox6_Lw5d
That Rosie & The Originals song has stayed with me since I first heard it - about 40 years ago. My late musician friend Nikki first played it me - he loved it - as I learned so to do, in time. The longer version has a wonderfully tuneless saxophone break too….. https://youtu.be/9xm3qnh1sck?si=yB-hR48_lV3-VVmf Great episode, encore une fois.
OK wow. I'm hung up on the concept of "richest man in ten states." Like, which ten? Is "I'm a heart breaker, I'm a trouble maker" a slant, baffling reference to Full Metal Jacket, or is life taker/heartbreaker just a general purpose military-ism? Either way wild choice. I fast-motion melted like an Indiana Jones villain when Liv said "I wasn't alive in this period." 9/11 good ep.
So this movie is the origin story for Weezer's "Troublemaker" and Jake missed it???
I had a Hulkamania weight lifting set (like 8 lbs) that came with a motivational tape with bad 80s rock and Hulk tells you "come on little hulkster, you can do it" and "Don't do drugs." I'm almost 48, built like a noodle, and think drugs are fun as fuck. I think I'm entitled to compensation. I'm also entitled to compensation for being reminded of this movie which 2 of my best awful friends subjected me to years ago.
How did you forget "Elves" from last year
definitely thought "santa with muscles" was going to be an episode about Luigi
I am just remembering how ungodly orange Hulk was when I met him at the radio music awards in... 2004? Las Vegas as he was promoting his daughter Brook's album. He was very nice to me, but soooooooo orange!!!
I'm so damned for enjoying this.
title alone is titillating me
What's wild about the Hogan character's having branded products as a joke is this film came out one year after the massive, embarrassing failure of Pastamania, Hogan's own brand of fast-food pasta restaurant. And of course all the shitty merchandise during the heights of Hulkamania in general. If it was anyone else but Hogan, I'd say it's meant to be self-deprecating, but...
liv agar
There used to be a ton of sex jokes in kids movies. In the master of disguise Dana carvey plays an overly sexual older woman who sexually harasses the villain. Her name is Gammy Num Nums.
Why leave in the first mention of the fast food joint and then bleep all of the others? What is happening? Am I insane?
Never lose confidence, Jake. We are weird little freaks who would listen to hours upon hours of Hulk Hogan movie night content hosted by you specifically.
Goddamn, I just remembered my favorite shitty Hulk movie from the 90s.. "Suburban Commando" starring Christopher Lloyd! Never realized the Undertaker was one of the bounty hunters til just now. Also, the Alien creature was badass.. very Predator-esque.
"I rip it fom YouTube in 340p." Literally just did a spit take!
Found it on YT! Definitely subjecting my family to this on Xmas.. 🤘🏻🎅 https://youtu.be/EWyh6_-qFrw
I know I’m kind of outing Julian for not cutting this lol but Jake, you are great and funny and full of whimsy, and we love to listen to you. You getting gently ribbed is also really entertaining and I hope you don’t take it to heart. Keep doing what you’re doing and know we have your back
This is Hulk Hogan's Jacob's Ladder but also the 90s was the USA's Jacob's Ladder is my conclusion after listening to this episode.
I don't think you're allowed to say GOON anymore.
Liv Agar
Great episode. Besides being a scab, Hulk Hogan is so racist he banned Du rags from being worn in his shitty restaurant.
whenever you go to trade in a console at gamestop they make you climb into a weird jacuzzi with a fire underneath it and they start cutting pieces of carrots and other vegetables into the water
Hulk Hogan is a jabroni.
We need a supercut of every time Jake has fucked up the outro
Jake so Goku…
great show again, im 46 and i also was a wwf fan in the 1980s, but i also remember the hulk hogan rock n wrestling cartoon show. i liked that most of all, but looking back now it is pretty lame, but i guess thats nostalgia, but when i look back at transformers, ghostbusters cartoon and some others they dont seem as lame, they are still well done. so it varies.
With the Ed Begley jr mention, I feel like they should take a detour into watching Transylvania 6-5000
Never apologize Jake, you're all fantastic and I'm always happy when I get to spend time with you! 💖
No Holds Barred was written by Hogan and Vince McMahon over a weekend in a hotel room. Also Hogan rated out Jesse Ventura's attempt to unionize the WWF in the 80s. He fucking sucks and the second I turned 10 I realized how garbage he was.
Completely off topic but I would fully support anyone storming the capitol in Jan 😊 (Please don't tell the FBI or the Swedish police abt my stance)
cool idea. are you from sweden? if so thats cool that they have fans in sweden. im brian from illinois USA there are some cool films, music etc from sweden i like alot and would love to find out more about but hard to find translations. do you know of the movie ANIARA?
This episode has been great company during my insomnia. Thanks QAA. I enjoyed this
“I have to go meet Nick at midnight” is a favorite quote of mine thanks to Jake mentioning it on at least one past episode
Babes in Toyland was THREE years ago! Insane
"Dome-estically" says Jake (he talks about lot)
This is such a great episode, I just watched this movie recently. Jake, you would be so incredible on Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst!
Y'all forgot about Elves? That movie's magical and is my favorite Christmas movie about cocaine, Santa chain smoking while running, foul mouthed small children, and nazis making elf supersoldiers.
Sooooooo….. the orphans were going to essentially be turned into mole children? I’m now reimagining this movie with Jim Caviezel in Hulk’s role.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Poor Ed Begley jr! If my math is correct, HE WAS SOBER when making this. It must have been a fucking nightmare for him.
No matter the film, he's always a pro.
Don Stark worked with Mila Kunis on That 70s Show.
You young guys should know the labor unions abandoned the Democrats in 1984 and then the unions came out against Clinton's national healthcare plan in 1994
23&me told me I was part of the tribe. 1920s Vienna was a kinda convert or leave place, so my great grands did before my grandmother was born, but then left entirely in 1939. Family story was we were Catholics who didn’t like Hitler, a la Sound of Music, but really we were recent converts who never found America safe enough to tell the full story. Tracks
I don’t think I needed a blow by blow podcast of why a bad movie is bad, here’s hoping the next episode is good
Oh, Shit! Now I have to watch both Cop Dog and Zombie Hamlet.
Merry Christmas, and fuck you Jake.
I love movie night
So wait ... they don't know the combination for the vault, but are only missing the last number. What is preventing them from just ... trying 10 times?
Well if the last number was 88, they would have had to try up to 100 times
Hope you guys have a great Christmas period and I appreciate all the hard work you do.
Y'all should continue the Hulk Hogan theme and do the 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain from '98
Liv Agar
Don Stark is not dead, I actually had the pleasure of directing him in the stage reading of a play about seven or eight years ago, he’s a really nice and fun guy
What is the source behind calling Mila Kunis a Zionist, Julian? Google is not being fruitful here
So, Hulk Hogan plays an orphan who thinks he's Santa and beats up naughty people? Man, the "Silent Night, Deadly Night" sequels got WEIRD.
Happy Christmas y’all maybe Wag the Dog next year?
The purpose of the thumbprint is to deter people from trading or selling stolen goods. Pawn shops used to do it, too.
Check out Cosmic Christmas or the Raccoons Christmas for some real weirdness
A second vote for Raccoons Christmas.
The best, worst Christmas movie ever is Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's got a 10 year old Pia Zadora drenched in green makeup, and wearing a toilet plunger on her head, and the first nude film appearance by Mrs. Claus. OK, she's not nude, but there is a cardboard robot. I guarantee if you watch this movie you'll turn into a newt. (But you'll get better.)
The MST3K version is great! They also did a riff on a very weird Mexican movie called Santa Claus, where Santa battles demons.
You guys gotta check out the nephilim death squad podcast they r so pilled and idiotic
You guys should watch Hot Frosty
The only movie that I've found more enjoyable to watch alone and drink in a deep depression than with friends who are able to confirm how bad it is
Who else knew about this movie because of Spoony's review?
Christmas movie episodes are some of my favorites I am being so serious