Springtime for QAnon (E302)

I love this show but I hate what it’s doing to the TWO remaining healthy brain cells every time lauren bobert enters the chat

Jake use an air fryer to heat up your McDonald’s fries!!

Guy sounds like Steve Brule.

I love how Jake is so stupid he assumes Tucker Carlson is starting his story with factual things that actually happened and not making up complete bullshit. Like Carlson has a history as an honest dealer.

at 1:04:49 Jake called Barney Gumble "Barney Rubble", the character from the Flintstones. I sure hope someone gets fired for that blunder.

Booboo on a list alright. Craigslist

Little disappointed in the McDonald's comms didn't mention rabbi Finkelstein who definitely wasn't a far right Christofascist doing a silly accent

My god!! Jake's impression of Musk is so good he makes me want to slap him each he does it lol.

The human/alien hybrid and supersoldier thing is 100% the core central plot of the X Files. She is either joking, or is legitimately impaired and should have some kind of aide or helper in congress with her.

I think journalism is downhill because I saw the audiobook for Elizondo’s Imminent on sale on iTunes and saw it had great reviews there but wanted to see that he wasn’t a quack and saw that it had great reviews on Amazon and Good Reads and then went to NYT and that review was ok so I got it and now listening to this podcast and realizing he may be a quack. Maybe doesn’t make it not worth listening to but still an example that numbers don’t mean anything

Why does everyone immediately conflate UAP or whatever with aliens? Wouldn't people assume foreign spy craft like they do with any scary balloon in the world?

I just loved Travis’ twilight zone reference. That’s all I wanted.

I followed you on Bsky Travis!

Christianity guy sounds like Dr Steve Brule - check it out

I was workplace friends with Heers years ago when he taught high school history on Long Island. Smart guy, impassioned and sincere —but with a distinct Harold Hill vibe. Very high on his own charisma.

Looks like Julien got "vexed" entering the second hour of the podcast.

The budget for that movie according to Jake is $138,138 buccarinos

hahahah @ 17:40 "no need for cryptic hints? that is freaking hysterically funny, what the FUCK do you think we've been looking at for the past 7 years?!"

Haha, the Boebert bit 49 minutes in is literally the plot of Illuminatus! trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea, one absolute epic of a conspiracy laden acid trip.

I literally took a break tonight to from a podcast that I’m listening to called Alien State that discusses over seven or so episodes exactly this UFO situation you guys were talking about on this episode. Harry Reid, Skinwalker Ranch, the whole shebang. It’s a little bit smarmy and the guy is kind of annoying but it’s entertaining. I somewhat recommend it.

You know that Tuck just wants in on that sweet, sweet religious grift $$ so he had to have an origin story for his “finding god” bs

First Things’ restaurant is here in my town, Greenville SC. I ate there once. Food was good. They kinda explain the FT thing there. It’s called “Keipi”. I don’t believe that John guy lives here. Their website kinda explains stuff but on the most base, secular level. It does sound culty/missionary when you get into the FT pages. https://www.keipirestaurant.org/our-story

Please stop calling it a Fish Filet; it is a Fish Delight

I swear those map game players are split 50/50 between communist transpeople and soy cis male fascists. I am of the former. Our future def sec is obviously of the later.

“Tell me they are real and they are on the offensive” should be a shirt haha

how am I just now noticing that the Musk voice is also the Ron Watkins voice

liv agar

love the title. the producers was a staple in my life growing up haha

Hey, loved this episode! I had an administrative question regarding a 'special' role for Discord for 'Daddy' patrons? I know this may be silly, but I am not sure I see a special role or status for my user? Any assistance would be appreciated! Thanks again.

I haven’t even joined Bluesky but I deleted Twitter from my phone about 2 weeks ago because the app felt like intentional rage bait at this point

Probably a bad idea to fall asleep listening to QAA… I had a dream that RFK Jr was mansplaining how to naturally treat my dog’s diabetes.

Here to BEG Julian and Jake to join Bluesky just so I can cackle at the nihilism and Ghostbusters references. I’ll let you figure out which is which.

I’m not a Bible guy at all but when I wake up with scratches and blood on my sheets after sleeping in a bed with 4 dogs and my first impulse is to call the nearest evangelical for paranormal counseling.

DOGE is exactly what we’ve needed for decades now you bunch o snowflakes!! CUT THAT BLOAT! And the first order of business…. Two bosses! These guys are MASTERS of efficiency and everyone knows when you make a new company or department, the most efficient thing to do is put TWO people in charge! Bow at the genius of maga movement you swine

I love how Quislings like RFK Jr. are force fed shit sandwiches by Trump, but must pretend to be happy about the meal publicly so they can have power. It's like they are saying " Yeah, it's a shit sandwich, but the bread is really good!"

DOGE is just All County Building Supply for 2025. Trump only knows so many scams.

I’ve never felt more slandered for not dipping my nuggets

That documentary guy has Bill Simmons energy

You know that Elon got sweet and sour + BBQ because if you combine them you get the epic bacon szechuan sauce

Why would a Catholic priest refer to a term from the King James Bible? 🤔 I sense bullshit.

Knowledge Fight did a whole episode about the Tucker thing and how Alex Jones tries not to get scooped on the “Tucker got attacked by a demon” story 😂

Jake, if you don't have an air fryer, stick the fries in a skillet/frying pan on a highish heat, then cover with aluminium foil. Give it roughly 3-5 mins and shake every so often. This trick also works for pizza.

its fun to laugh at Tom DeLong, but that last sekret machines book was fire.

Crusader kings 3 shout out! Yes you can do things in crusader kings 3 like converting every Muslim I n the world. To ppl like this defense secretary creep playing as a Muslim dynasty and conquering europe would be beyond the pale. They are so racist that they can't even play as a non Christian in a weirdo game where uou stare at a map

Tucker Carlson has to be the worst actor with the most skin crawling psycho laugh in human history. He thinks emotional speech is somewhere between forced hysterical screeching and forced pitch drops, schizophrenically bouncing between the two within words or even syllables, sometimes combining or mutating into forced maniacal abominations completely unable to mirror even the cheapest laziest AI imitation of humanity. If satan existed and had hell hounds, Tucker would be the stinky rotten dog toy still squeaking away in the corner every night failing to appease hell doggo's increasingly neglected frustrations. - Spose what am trying to say is it's baffling to see anyone taking him seriously, let alone stand being in the same room god forbid even communicating with him. Musk and he are pure skin crawlers, rarely seen in natural light except when they emerge to feed.

the elon tweet about Gaetz is so funny in hindsight. “he has a backbone of steel [up until he flees public office as soon as it becomes clear that him having sex with teenagers will become a matter of public record, then his backbone will melt into goo & he will flee]”

I spy a package of BBQ sauce on RFK jr’s tray! Once labeled as “Tangy Q”. Coincidence? And you disinformationed all over this bombshell! But it’s true, you gotta get the BBQ and Sweet and Sour.

That First thing is definitely just a way to slip Christian Witnessing work into an area more covertly since people don't trust Christian Missionaries at all. All the words are ones Christians love. Creationship is pretty good honestly. Hope someone got paid good for that one. Its like those Music groups that try to be mainstream with a Christian message without saying the word.

Last guy just screams CIA cutout NGO. Also great to see energized Julian back.

Jake, you need an air fryer for reheating those McDonald's fries. 3 mins, boom

Even if I wasn't lying about being attacked by a demon and GENUINELY thought I had been, I probably would leave out the part about there being 4 dogs in bed with me... "Something scratched me... but when I looked to see what it was, all I saw was my wife with her brand new acrylic nails and my four dogs with their combined 72 claws, legs twitching peacefully in their sleep..."

It may just be because I listened to it at 3am after a few drinks but I have not laughed this hard at a podcast in years. There is one silver lining to the dark looming specter of reality show fascism, and that is the coming boom in hilarious podcasts. What a time to be completely dead inside!

Wait, Jake is sick again? Please mask up my friends! This Covid virus is nasty vascular shit

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Why do so many Americans use the ableist slur?

Wait, Tucker got Uzumaki'd? 🌀🐚

I heard Travis accidentally say "can has" and rushed to Patreon to post about it, then Julian did it first.

Thanks for keeping me sane guys. Appreciate ya

liv agar

Jake. Air fryer.

It's so funny that Sebastian Gorka has been adderad to the list, since the recording of this episode. And also antivaxxer Dave Weldon as the head of CDC! Jfc 😵‍💫 I'm so sorry America

The sleep of reason begets monsters

SCP-6969 Ketter class object: Liv agar

I'm not qualified, but can I please come to the reunion parties for Liv's reporting sources?

We are all ready to pump and dump Jake!!

Gonna have "human meat" bouncing around my head for days

Oh god we're so cooked shit is fully melted

liv agar

Theory regarding Matt Gaetz. I think that he has been planning a run in Florida state politics. He alienated many in the republican party when he ousted Mike McCarthy as house speaker. Never thought he was going to get confirmed.

We're back on the menu y'all

QAA classico time, let's fuckin go!

Is anyone else humming this title to the tune of “Springtime for Hitler?😂)

First Just kidding. Wasn’t expecting an episode so soon, but very grateful for it, none the less. These episodes help combat the ignorance that has infested the south as of late.