BONUS EPISODE: Taken by the T-Rex

i fell asleep listening to roman legions getting wrecked and woke up with dinosaur cock

the worldbuilding isnt standard, but also not uncommon

First bonus episode I listened to

I don't regret you guys making this episode, I more regret that I chose to listen this despite knowing what it would be.

Idk about any books with Dinosaurs using guns, but there is the beauty “Footfall” of which the cover art is a sentient elephant using an AK with its trunk

By far the best episode yet!

I got a semi when Nate was reading. Then mercifully Joe and Tom got rid of it

Devastated to discover this T-Rex erotica passes the Bechdel Test

As a general thing, having at least half the story be world-building is very common. Reading erotica tends to be different from watching porn in that you want/expect more of a ramp-up and you need to have some kind of conception of characters and context. That means if it's a wholly original work (as opposed to fanfiction, which would feature characters and a world the reader is already familiar with) you need to put some effort into making the reader give a shit before you start bumping uglies. As a side note, being dudes you may not be aware, but Clan of the Cave Bear and its sequels were in fact a huge part of the sexual awakening of an entire generation of girls (maybe they still are, but idk, I don't hang out with many women in their 20s). It wasn't written as erotica, but Clan of the Cave Bear had a very frank portrayal of sex (and an eroticized rape scene) and the sequels had a lot of enthusiastic (and poorly written, there's a lot of silly euphemisms for dicks) consensual sex. Most people who read the books as kids remember the sex, but not necessarily the fact that like 90% of the books were about flint-knapping and stuff.

I would say the world building to sex ratio is about what we got in Clan of the Cave Bear and the sequels.

You know there is a nonzero chance someone somewhere listening to this discovered a new fetish for themselves.

I'm staring at a pen and debating whether I should shove it into my ears after what I just listened to.

Not sure what is worse, your creationist porn or Sabby Sabs lamenting over broken bonds of trust between E.Musk and M.Taibi

I'm never canceling my subscription

Relevant dinosaur cloaca science link: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2265202-stunning-fossil-suggests-dinosaurs-lured-mates-with-smell-and-vision/

Wish I didn’t roll up to grocery outlet blasting this.

had some weird payment issue then came back to the feed to see this. god is dead we killed him.

Sickos: “YES YES YES”

I can't wait till they read another book like this

I became a patron just to hear this after a year of listening. Thank you for your service y'all

How many subs for you guys to read the Xi Jinping erotica ‘Xi’s the Man’?

This was everything I hoped it would be. I mean, my expectations for the source material were low, but the comedic potential was high, so, bravo, lads, bravo. Also, as an avid consumer/occasional writer of smut (though admittedly not of the dinosaur variety), the leadup to the fucking is about on par with what I'd expect. I think Taken by the TRex was self-published, but I know a lot of publications pay by the word, so... yeah. The one story I ever got published spent two paragraphs on the mechanics of a bicycle ERG trainer before getting into using nipple clamps and a riding crop as training implements for high intensity intervals.

This is the worst thing you've ever done. 11/10 would recommend

Gentlemen, I dont spend the equivalent of .3 grams of heroin a year on this patreon for you guys to ignore or belittle the great works of Chuck Tingle

O7 It was everything I expected and worse

Generally if you have two authors on these things it's written by roleplayers, so yes, one of these authors definitely wrote from the perspective of a T-Rex.

I assume this huge cocked T-Rex evolved into the Argentina Lake Duck with its 16 inch dick. https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2001/09/14/366856.htm

Why man why? 😂

This is definately the episode to get crossfaded to.

in the words of the great Roman Valorious Venis "Veni...Vidi...Veni"

Fuuuuckkk

Next rounds on me boys wow

Y'know, what really weirds me out about this story isn't so much the sex as the violence. Like, for what's supposed to be erotica, the descriptions of the T-Rex attacks are actually quite gruesome. Doesn't really seem like it would put the intended audience in the mood.

Next up: the gang watches Tammy and the T-Rex

Joe barely keeping it together while Nate tries to use his creative writing degree to do literary analysis on it and Tom reads his sections in the exactly the same tone he used to read the Saville Inquiry. Patreon sub money well spent 😂

Oh no, it happened

FUCK YES

Joe already wrote erotica. Hooligans is about getting fucked by the army.

T-Rex with Fabio-locks piloting a gondola

Lions Led By Donkeys: Mostly genocides, but sometimes dinosaur porn

I listened to this episode like Homelander sitting in the movie theater.

Yessss

Jesus Christ it’s happening

I signed up, like yesterday and so I choose to believe I was the tipping point. You're welcome :)

Gonna save this as a animal fact bonus episode. For when I need to tap out on the Taiping Rebellion series. I know shit is about to get bleak

SUFFER!

Gonna listen to this to go to sleep, wish me luck lads

The new Discovery series Horny and Afraid

Lmao the sigh I let our when I saw it was Taken by the T Rex and not PT2 of the current series 😂

Fucking brilliant the madlads did it

i need you all to know that the tipping point for donating to your patreon was wanting this to happen :D (i love the whole podcast, this was just the last little thing that got me to finally do it)

Look, I know that I paid for this content, and I'm a big fan of committing to the bit, but I could've lived without ever hearing this

I was listening to this in gym and I hit a new PR... I'm ashamed.

Good. Now do the entire Chuck Tingle back catalogue.

The unique experience of listening to your favourite history podcast and slowly turning the volume down as it plays so your housemates don't hear

Yes, dance little monkeys, dance. You exist at our amusement. Read your T-Rex erotica so that you may slake our thirst for your blood

I'm a paleontologist and you made me sad🤣

The difference between this and Chuck Tingle is that Tinglers are 1) completely earnest and 2) genuinely good erotica

Nevermind, Joe addressed this

This is PG Chuck Tingle

Ha ha! I’ve been waiting!!

This is the good stuff.

For dinosaur erotica, this was less hornier than I expected.

🧡💙❤️🧡💙❤️🧡💙❤️💙🧡❤️💙🧡❤️🧡💙❤️🧡💙❤️💙🧡❤️💙🧡❤️🧡💙❤️💙🧡❤️💙🧡❤️🧡💙❤️🧡💙

I subbed to your patreon, when you announced on twitter there were only 5 people missing for this bonus ep. So glad to be here

We are witnessing the rise of soon-to-be prolific voice over artist, Joe Kassabian.

Ya know there are times when you wish you were illiterate because of things you read. Now, it's wishing for deafness.

YESSSS

Don't lie to us; you're not sorry.

subbed to the patreon a couple weeks ago, i'm so proud of what i've contributed to

Glorious!

I salute and praise your sacrifice for the rest of us gentlemen.

Yes, hahaha, YES!

thank you for your service

YES

very excited (non-sexually) to hear this

Who knew joe reads erotic fan fic so well

I'm not sure if I should play this

Oh my god it happened. Okay, okay, stay calm eveyone