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November 10, 2022

BONUS: Leka I, The Mad Prince of Albania Ft. War Takes

The pretender to the Albanian throne and Rhodesia fan boy declares himself king, gets arrested for smuggling guns, and gets in a high speed private plane chase while armed with a rocket launcher.

Joe is joined by KD, writer and runner of the War Takes blog. 

https://wartakes.com/

@war_takes

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Major Dork Thorklestein, HonFRS 路 August 21, 2024

If they gotta change the name of the Yerevan airport, I propose "System of a Down International."

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Brandon P 路 February 24, 2024

It is admittedly kinda wholesome to give your kid like 8 names and they're all your boys.

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heffa 路 January 4, 2024

Hey, I've seen them live several times, and I can confirm that Korn seriously explodes 馃馃馃榿

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Gabriel Laycock 路 November 18, 2022

Oboe Puss, Oboe Puss, Does whatever an Oboe does.

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Marjorie Zeager 路 November 16, 2022

Aww, the Papers Please guy. He was fun. I should play that game again. It makes you feel like absolute shit. It fucking rules

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maia 路 November 16, 2022

astounded by the belgian waffle erasure

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Manchineel 路 November 12, 2022

The Balkan League is my favorite historical example of the unifying theory of Fuck That Guy.

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nughh 路 November 12, 2022

He was a guest of Apartheid South Africa? Jesus they are just finding ways to be goddamn awful from the 8 foot deep grave

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Breaker 路 November 11, 2022

Consider a nice leather bag you can tie on your belt like a guard in Thief for all the loose coins.

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Olafo Waffle 路 November 11, 2022

I just got to the part where Joe tells KD that The bodyguard for mostly Thai and KD's responsive of "huh" sums up this shit show perfectly

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wokkawokkawokka 路 November 11, 2022

I think it would be OB Opus. (Like magnum opus). They always used two letters before a random ass word (like PB FORTUNE in Guatemala). Oboe-puss, however, is much funnier.

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Jordyn Clementi 路 November 11, 2022

Stromae, famously the most depressing rapper in French, is the one unabashedly good thing to come out of Belgium and he's a Rwandan refugee. Which is why his songs are so depressing (eg, most famous song is called Papaoutai, meaning "where are you dad" is about paternal absenteeism, but his died in the Rwandan genocide so it's not why did you abandon me so much as why can't he come back). So not even objectively Belgian.

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Kyle Lumsden 路 November 10, 2022

I now know who Joseph Fritzl is, I am now also sad. Time to unpause the podcast.

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Richard Fitzgerald 路 November 10, 2022

"In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard." According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it.""

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vikingwolfhimbo 路 November 15, 2022

tbh if that's the closest thing JCVD has to a cancellable offense then that tracks