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August 19, 2022

EARLY EPISODE: The Wilkes Expedition

Once upon a time the US Navy went on a scientific expedition based upon the theory of a hollow earth. They murdered swaths of innocent people and the commander went insane, beating and kidnapping most of his own crew. 


Sources: 

https://www.sil.si.edu/DigitalCollections/usexex/

https://archive.org/details/seaofgloryameric00phil

https://www.chimuadventures.com/blog/2016/08/charles-wilkes/

Comments (19)

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Ander Pierce · September 16, 2022

I'll add this to the long list of things I didn't know about b4 this podcast

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Sean Holland · September 1, 2022

Bizarrely, I listened to this episode while in Fiji, looking directly out at Malolo Island. Can confirm I wasn't eaten.

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Ben · August 24, 2022

Ok, but the real question is who wins in a fight, Spicy or Wilkes? With A. Their fleets and B. Mano a Mano?

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Trevor Bergstrom · August 24, 2022

As a kid (k-4) I went to Captain Charles Wilkes Elementary School on Bainbridge Island. Never knew the school’s namesake was such a wild tyrant. Thanks for the story guys!

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Nicholas Snow · August 22, 2022

I swear to god if the Goo Doll doesn’t become attainable through Patreon I’m outta here

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Will Clark · August 22, 2022

All butts are off... literally in this case

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Kyle Lumsden · August 20, 2022

Can we make white girl tumblr post but with quotes from the podcast? Like have some scenic picture that has cursive over it saying “don’t fuck seals”

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast · August 22, 2022

oh god yes

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Jordyn Clementi · August 20, 2022

It is cape disappointment in WA, Joe! It's across the river from Astoria, OR.

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Jacob Vardy · August 21, 2022

There is another Cape Disappointment, WA (Western Australia). Anglo explorers aren't that original.

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The Surly Seagull · August 20, 2022

Ah the only podcast where the hosts talk over each other arguing about the relative morality of child cannibalism. (Possibly an improvement from being the “Genocide Podcast”).

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Boils · August 20, 2022

Joe is a confirmed cannibal. #cancelled

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sean smith · August 19, 2022

Gotta get on that coursework only masters degree

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast · August 20, 2022

i've also had to teach and do field research

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Thomas Thompson · August 19, 2022

Only 60 pages for a masters thesis? You lucked out. 692 pages including appendices; 230-something written.

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast · August 20, 2022

That sounds like a PhD.

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ChainsawSnuggling · August 19, 2022

Oh lawd

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Mae Berens · August 19, 2022

There’s a statue devoted to symmes and his theory in Hamilton Ohio

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Double_Time · August 19, 2022

I'm here for naming geographic features after your current emotions