Romecast 7: An Oil Slathered Time Jump

Bravo on the sunny day real estate joke, 10/10

I'm late to the party. But a couple of things. One, I'm 11 minutes in and have muttered, "Jesus, Joe!" three times. Also seven episodes in and not one member of the crew has mentioned in every single episode of Rome a character is going to be covered in blood; it might be their own, someone else's or an animal's. That is where a sizeable portion of the budget went.

Grandfather Nurgle wants to give free tattoos

“I am uhhhhh I am drunk.”- Joe.

HGH: Homie Growth Hormone

Shocks saying "don't worry, my cousin's got a tattoo machine. He can do it in the kitchen during the house show" has to be the most Allston crust punk thing I've heard in awhile. Also Imo's pizza is fucking gross. There, I said it. You can revoke my Midwestern card.