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June 21, 2022

BONUS EPISODE: The Battle of Cannae

That time the Roman army was so defeated in battle, it created a crush of bodies, mass suicide, and human sacrifice. 


Sources: 

https://www.historyhit.com/216-bc-cannae-hannibals-greatest-victory/

https://www.historynet.com/second-punic-war-battle-of-cannae/

Appian. Hannibalic War

Livy. Ab Urba Condita

Polybius. The Histories 

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Luke Connelly · October 16, 2025

Very late comment but I just joined the Legion. I had read elsewhere that Hannibal and one of his brothers were at the center of the line at Cannae rather than the flanks because, the men there wouldn't fight otherwise. Also, it allowed Hannibal to control how quickly the center collapsed allowing for the trap to occur.

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George West · October 24, 2022

just wrote an essay for a class about how livy wrote about trasimene and and cannae so this was very fun to listen to

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nughh · June 24, 2022

Ok now I am curious about what Ford did for you to have a vendetta against it.

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Ed iggity · April 21, 2024

Pretty sure it’s a Michigan cultural “car factory family” thing. When the factories close they cut off generations of livelihoods

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Luke · June 22, 2022

If you want to do more ancient battles, there are some interesting generals from the Warring States period of China to look into (assuming you can find enough credible sources). Bai Qi, Li Mu, Wang Jian, and Lian Po are the four most famous. Bai Qi was particularly brutal-- he commanded multiple battles that supposedly surpassed 100k deaths, including the Battle of Changping which had 400k+ reported dead (though the numbers have likely been inflated over the centuries).

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Andy · June 27, 2022

Joe will not get a single goddamn name pronounced even close to correctly. The Red Eyebrows rebellion where IIRC, the one where they basically drafted a kid to be emperor, might be more up LLBD's alley than the big battles.

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therpal · June 22, 2022

Check out yi sun sil, did a thermopolye but worked and was wet.

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obliteron · June 22, 2022

Another quality episode from The Bone Zone

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OgodaiHan · June 22, 2022

My sleepy ass thought it was the Battle of Carrhae and almost woke up yelling. Cannae is dope af as well too though

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Elder Dog · June 21, 2022

In the absence of Surena I will happily take an episode about Hannibal.

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Shaun · June 21, 2022

ohhh shit bro

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wokkawokkawokka · June 21, 2022

These observations about how podcast copresenters are better when unprepared are especially relatable to me. I get comments on mine saying my copresenter should know more about the topic. No he shouldn't! And we get comments about using too many Mexican slang words and asking us to speak neutral Spanish which neither of us can do because we're not an anime dub.

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Oscar Jimenez · June 21, 2022

Pogo

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Bossbear · June 21, 2022

You spoil us joe