EARLY EPISODE: The War of the Triple Alliance Part 3: Assault Canoes

Sorry to be mentioning a pronunciation thing of all of this, but I'll never understand the common U.S. pronunciation of "jaguar" as "jag-wire".

Where is this meme of you pointing at the logistics sign posted?

That jaguar is named Shane now.

I mean this in the least offensive way possible, but as someone from the Myrtle Beach Exclusion Zone, finding out that Liam lived here is maybe the least surprising thing I've learned about him. Love ya guys!

This war could be called "The War of Zapp Brannigans"

Not a medical professional but...unless you distinctly recall straining/pulling the groin muscles whilst lifting something super heavy (in which case your doctor friend should be able to tell you how to check yourself for an inguinal hernia) testicular pain could be a sign of something more serious (in that not getting it looked at sooner than later will land you in the ER needing a large injection of antibiotics)...pain is the body's way of telling you something is wrong...if you're the type to avoid doctors, invest in past editions of Nursing School textbooks

Are those canoes technicals?

Repeated volleys by firing squad remind me of opening scene of Four Musketeers.

I spit out my drink when I heard he set up at the bottom of a hill.

"Attack of the Paraguayan Suicide Canoes" sounds like a Sabaton album title.