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May 26, 2022

EARLY EPISODE: The War of the Triple Alliance Part 1: Night Demons

A series of paranoid psychos leads to Francisco Solano Lopez coming to power in Paraguay. Unfortunately, Lopez is also a paranoid psycho.


Part 1/5


Sources: 

Leuchars, Chris. To the Bitter End: Paraguay and the War of the Triple Alliance

Kolinski, Charles. Independence or Death: The story of the Paraguayan War

Whigham, Thomas L. The Road to Armageddon: Paraguay versus the Triple Alliance, 1866–70.

Comments (20)

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Al · August 10, 2026

Much like the house of mouse, Liam will go, but he will complain about it.

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Cori Taylor · September 27, 2025

The riff on dictators in Nebraska hits different in 2025

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Ryan Lebrecht · June 2, 2022

My guy. Plata used here means silver. Argentina is derived from the Latin word for silver, argentum.

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast · June 2, 2022

I'm aware. It was directly translated into English as "The River Plate" not "Rio De La Plata" or even "La Plata River" but "River Plate" with an E, which would not be pronouced "Plata." "River Plate" is the common translation into British English, which is the language the sources used for these episodes was in.

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Phoebe shackleford · May 30, 2022

On the note of the Hooligans of Kandahar. It would be cool if Joe redid the audio book for it. The reading of the one on audible is awful

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RumSmash · May 29, 2022

please....please for the love of god pronounce it "plata" and not plate I am beggin you

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast · May 29, 2022

absolutely not

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Sean Holland · May 28, 2022

I Yay Liam quite a lot in WTYP, but I YAY LIAM during Lions.

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Leander Chappotin · May 28, 2022

Plata referred to in this is silver not plate. Great episode, Francia is the greatest maniacal south American dictator

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wokkawokkawokka · May 28, 2022

Petition for Joe to get more buttons. The Soviet anthem and MLG horns are nice but there's just so many more options. "Where's your messiah now Flanders?"

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Shamus Hewitt · May 27, 2022

Hey Joe, loved the episode! Have one little correction though: Sebastian Cabot was actually Italian (Venetian to be more precise) in the service of Spain. His father, Giovanni (more commonly known as John) Cabot is the man who was credited with discovering my home province of Newfoundland and Labrador in the service of England.

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nughh · May 27, 2022

Just imagine the drunk doctor just yelling “Up yours Beetlegeuse, you pompous oversized candle. And you too Alpha-Centauri”

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Alex Fensome · May 27, 2022

Oh man I’ve been waiting for you to get to this! For anyone interested Thomas Whighams two books on the Paraguayan War can be read and downloaded for free on the University of Calgary Press website - https://press.ucalgary.ca/openaccess/

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GueVesaGuy · May 27, 2022

Joe, thank you for keeping that drop.

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Sleepi123 · May 26, 2022

Wild juggalos appear!

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Artemis · May 26, 2022

You have no idea how interesting this is to me as an Uruguayan, as we are constantly trying to ignore our past and involvement in this atrocity

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ZombieDwarf · May 26, 2022

The centrist position, and also the funniest, is that the Falkland Islands belong to the French.

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Artemis · May 26, 2022

Alternatively, the Falklands belong to Uruguay

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The MILF Formerly Known as Tzippi · May 26, 2022

"Weep Grey Bird Weep" was also a compelling and detailed work on the subject, but not even close to neutral, and I'm not sure I'd call it an academic work, but it leaned hard on the senselessness and tragedy of it all.

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Tiamanti · May 26, 2022

5 parts. Nice