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May 13, 2022

EARLY EPISODE: The Nika Riots

The time sports fans attempted to overthrow the Byzantine Empire


Sources: 

Procopius: JUSTINIAN SUPPRESSES THE NIKA REVOLT, 532

JB Bury. The History of the Later Roman Empire

https://www.thoughtco.com/the-nika-revolt-1788557

https://penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/circusmaximus/nika.html

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/ancient-history/war-terraces-nika-riots-mm.html?safari=1

Comments (27)

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NowhereMan661 路 August 13, 2025

Screw Romaboos, Justinian was a bastard.

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Mitch Guerrerio 路 August 30, 2022

The jets and the lions have the best fans

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Twi 路 May 21, 2022

Age age age

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James Craig 路 May 20, 2022

I loved this episode

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Helicopter Noises 路 May 19, 2022

Joe I will bet the bar you got robbed at was Cutch Cargo's. That place was a shit show.

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RX9 Knife Missile 路 May 18, 2022

Get party van-ed for your country

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Brandon O'Hara 路 May 17, 2022

Alright Joe, you can have my bones, but only on the condition that if you lose my bones then I get your bones. Deal?

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Man, I Got Nothing 路 May 17, 2022

Hey, hey, hey, Camel Crushes were okay. Better than American Spirits Menthols.

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Ben Yardley 路 May 16, 2022

"Oh, I'm sorry, was there some *sportsball* happening?"- Belisarius, drenched in blood.

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Fuzzyhippo 路 May 16, 2022

As I vermonter. Yes we are all freaks. Thank you 馃槉 馃挀

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Shamus Hewitt 路 May 15, 2022

Your teams have delusional fans? That's cute. Signed, a Toronto Maple Leafs fan

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast 路 May 16, 2022

Going to make a 10 part series about the Leafs epic battle against the first round of the playoffs

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Justin Hankins 路 May 15, 2022

Philly fans suck. Great episode guys

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nughh 路 May 15, 2022

Give Liam the password Joe. He is already a co-host

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Corkus 路 May 15, 2022

Love the hockey talk.Sorry for the loss Liam

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vivian horn 路 May 15, 2022

as a blazers fan, 2004 doesn't seem to long ago.... :(

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Austin 路 May 14, 2022

Liam can fuck himself, bragging like the Bruins weren鈥檛 gifted a cup from a player on their teams daddy.

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Uninvited_Haggis 路 May 14, 2022

Legitimately my favorite event in history, extremely happy to see you covering this.

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Sean Holland 路 May 14, 2022

Top notch banter at the beginning here.

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obliteron 路 May 14, 2022

legit Joe giggle at Liam's genocide question

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron 路 May 14, 2022

Best part about the Philly horse shit video is when he flips his scarf back so it doesn't get dirty.

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Tom Hauptman 路 May 13, 2022

It was Clutch Cargo wasn't it?

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Eric Smith 路 May 13, 2022

Joe and Liam should do a live show in Philly, just get it over with already.

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Thomas A Boulay 路 May 13, 2022

One day the SJ sharks will get a cup, then you'll be sorry

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast 路 May 14, 2022

lol lmao

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Nate Bech 路 May 13, 2022

GO BIRRRDDDS!!!!

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ZombieDwarf 路 June 14, 2022

GOOOOOOO BIRRRRRRRRRRDDDSSSS!!!!