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January 2, 2022

BONUS EPISODE: The USS William D Porter

What if you sucked so badly at your job you almost accidentally killed the president

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Michelle 路 February 1, 2025

Finished all the regular episodes and finally working my way through the bonus episodes. Henry A Wallace is one of my favorite historical figures to learn about, so I was stupid excited to hear about him in this episode

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Eric A Gentzler 路 May 18, 2024

I was a submariner and 100% spot on. Everyone is either in their first enlistment or a lifer. Only caveat is that the nuclear enlisted sometimes do one re-enlistment because there's a huge re-enlistment bonus. And there's something called a STAR re-enlistment where if an E-4 nuke re-enlists, they get automatically advanced to E-5. Not me though, I did 6 and out and still made E-6 right before I got out because I'm a good test taker with a decent eval.

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RF is a theory 路 January 7, 2024

My buddy was going through the force recon course back in 2014 when one of his peers drowned. He said the instructor took them out of the pool and they had to go run around base while the body was being fished out. Brutal.

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Matt 路 July 15, 2023

Upped my level mainly for this episode.

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Muff divers union local 69 路 October 2, 2022

I haven鈥檛 laughed this hard in a long time please do an episode on otto

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Charles Duff 路 June 24, 2022

My highschool finance teacher was an engineer on a nuclear sub in the 80s he said he used hug the reactor dude was weird as hell but had alot of interesting story's

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Supra Optimo 路 May 30, 2022

Toured the Iowa recently. To solve the problem of FDR's wheelchair, they just cut out the entire bulkhead and watertight door leading into the presidential cabin and replaced it with a normal wooden door. If I recall correctly they also took a cutting torch to the bottom of the bulkheads in the hallway outside, so there's a nice several inch gap beneath each watertight door.

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H Rust 路 February 20, 2022

It's unlikely that a single torpedo is going to sink an Iowa class battleship.

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H Rust 路 February 19, 2022

The Navy's story on the Bonhomme Richard is bullshit. Just another scapegoat for command incompetence.

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Devora Isaacs 路 January 24, 2022

Didn't know what an NPR voice was, because I'm Asian. Can't agree anyway, since I listen to every episode on double speed for efficiency, and because otherwise everyone sounds a little drunk. Instead, pretty sure this show fires in my associational cortex as [ South Park ] + [ Armenio-Mormons ] + [ Military Hiccups + Pathos + Cold + Bootless] + [ Fatalistic + Rapscallions + Giggling ]. The giggling was particularly abundant in the trains episode of Well There's Your Problem. Works for me.

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Shawn Murphy 路 January 6, 2022

Now I need a Willy D Stripes-esque ensemble comedy

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Colm Hayes 路 January 10, 2022

I must have felt the same because about an hour after listening to this I watched me some Police Squad on the YouTube

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Oscar Jimenez 路 January 6, 2022

Great ep joe

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BlarryOfficial . 路 January 4, 2022

Aww yes! I remember reading about the Willy Dee on Cracked around ten years ago, and she's been my favourite naval vessel ever since.

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Olafo Waffle 路 January 3, 2022

Can we get a tee shirt of this voyage of the damned

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big microbe 路 January 3, 2022

YES! WILLIE DEE EPISODE! SOLID GOLD, BABY!!!

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Leon Thotsky 路 January 3, 2022

Awesome episode

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Leon Thotsky 路 January 3, 2022

I know a guy who was doing stuff with the Missouri if you want me to ask any questions

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ZombieDwarf 路 January 2, 2022

*In the voice of Alice Caldwell-Kelly* Cursed! Ship!

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Ian Friedman 路 January 2, 2022

Oh god yes. I was hoping you guys would eventually do an episode on this after watching potential history鈥檚 video on it.

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big microbe 路 January 3, 2022

The Dollop's "Willie Dee/worst ship in the entire US Navy" episode is a classic, too