BONUS EPISODE: Charles II of Spain
The story of the king so inbred he brought down a dynasty
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35:27 if the Hapsburgs are Gods representatives on Earth, I'm going to assume that God hates us all.
The witches thing makes perfect sense if you believe in witchcraft. You don't want other people to have witches who can counteract your witches. It's like nuclear weapons, or paying more monks to pray for you than the other guy.
was relistening to this while looking at Wikipedia and apparently Charles’ sister was also married off to HER maternal uncle aka her father’s nephew. So clearly they really learned their lesson!!
I was honestly not expecting to have any kind of sympathy for ole' Charlie 2: revenge of inbreeding. Being another shitty royal aside I have the same impulse of emotion towards him now of seeing a particulary badly bred XL bullie or Pug; why did somebody make you like this. it must hurt to live.
Re: the Habsburg constantly shitting problem - my guess is Inflammatory Bowel Disease of some form. That is a common genetic condition, and the fact that they all constantly shat suggests a genetic condition.
No one wants to talk about Habsburg on Habsburg violence
I nominate this one as the next unlocked bonus episode when you need it because holy shit y’all.
You cannot speak of the Spanish Habsburg's and say "when money was based on something solid." Those guys defaulted on their debts so many times. You can't repo shit when the guy has an army.
I dunno, an army seems pretty solid to me.
when you mentioned mohammd bin salman's steam id, i think you actually meant this saudi prince, he's far less politically important though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_bin_Abdulaziz_bin_Salman_Al_Saud
Joe is talking about miracle workers great show
“They fucked each other into a circle” 😂
This is just handsome squidward
The Hapsburg Family Wreath.
Holy fuck that is funny.
I listened to this episode not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Satan was really looking at Charles and said "This one, I want to curse this one" and then got annoyed cause the mf didn't die
Holy shit I was legit in tears at the general inquisitor diagnosing Charles.
I loved this episode, feel sorry for Charlie 2, but fuck him and all royalty
The fuckin chin on that dude
Charles II! The most inbred of inbred white dudes beefing over turf!
This might be the best episode yet, had me cackling!
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Oh hell yes