EARLY EPISODE: The English Peasants' Revolt: Part 3
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The conclusion to our series on the English Peasants' Revolt
Comments (26)
Pez Despencer?
Not only is Kane a mayor, he's my mayor, and he sucks ass!
You till a thousand fields, nobody calls you the field-tiller. But you punch *one* monk….
During Henry VIII's reign hanging, drawing & quartering you were hanged until (nearly) unconscious, strapped to a board then had your cock & balls cut off then tossed in a fire. Followed by having intestines carved out and thrown into said fire. By this century, usually this killed you. If not the executioner puts on a giant studded leather glove (dramatically) and shoves it into where your guys used to be and rip out your heart. During Henry VIII's leader of the church shit a John Hyde (I think on last name) was going through this when the executioner put on the glove his last words were "Oh God; more bother.".
Can we please get an episode just on Henry Dispenser?
Especially since he was grandson of Hugh Despenser the Younger. Who was rumored to be the twink lover of Edward II and one of the major reasons for Edward II being overthrown his wife. Edward II in turn supposedly was executed with a hot poker up the butt.
John Ball, more like John Baller. Never gave up on his ideals or gave into the state and church.
It's shit like this that justifies the whole "We will not make excuses for the terror" thing. If you try to make any radical changes, you will get murdered by the establishment, and they will be sadistic about it, they do not care.
I “know” a real live paladin/ warriors monk. I was at a church event with religion class and they were showing the possible career path in the Catholic Church. There also was a military priest there that was a special forces fighter. Got out found Christ and went back in and got deployed to Mali and some other places.
Enjoying these episodes cuz as a yank in the UK, Joe pronounces UK city names like I do when I'm trying to irritate my English wife
At this point I’m not sure if Joe is calling Wat Tyler Taylor just to wind people up
It's gotta be a bit right??? Right?
Measuring from before the pommels to just past the tip
Love to absolutely fuck over the administration of my own crown lands because I slaughtered too many rebels
All the sound and smell issues we hear about causing recording issues makes me picture LLBD just being recorded in the Saw bathroom.
You've been recording history, ugly history. Making the past look bad. Joe White Monster, Tom IRA, wait we are missing one. God damnit Amanda. You had one job. You know what, you guys are fine. Amanda. Put the bear trap back on.
Oh boy, you mentioned Kane. He is my county mayor and he absolutely fucking sucks. He stripped all power from the health board at the beginning of Covid, as a random example.
Chairman "Hangman" Adam Page, my people yearn for freedom
Henry the Dispenser has a similar vibe/name to Kharn the Betrayer, if he was a Word Bearer.
Do you think you could fight off gentrification in the UK by convincing your neighbors to transition with you? Scattering hormone vials in the gutters, putting blahaj up on exterior windowsills? Like a tenant's polycule
Please someone cast Henry Cavill as DeSpencer.
Wait. ..I disagree. I just hate Tom Nook.
Early morning Donk with coffee is a great way to start Monday. Joe and Tom, hope y’all are having a lovely day, ready for another solid episode
Deadliest warrior: Henry Despenser vs the monk puncher
Next time someone complains about your stag do, remind them that you could be overthrowing the government and pillaging the countryside instead.
Punching in at the monk factory.