June 18, 2025

*BONUS EPISODE* The Raid on IJmuiden

See us live in London this Sunday!

See us live in London this Sunday!

https://bigbellycomedy.club/event/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-big-fat-festival-southbank/

The US forces pilots to use a plane they can barely fly to bomb a Dutch powerplant with bombs that don't explode, guarded by a German garrison that knows they are coming. It does not go well.

Sources:

Allyn Vannoy. The Ijmuiden Raids: None Came Back. WWII Quarterly. Winter 2023. Volume 14. No 2.

https://www.battlefieldsww2.com/ijmuiden.html

James Openshaw. The Ijmuiden Power Plant Raids of WWII. Airpower Misapplied.

https://www.b26.com/page/ill-fated-mission-to-ijmuiden.htm

Comments (46)

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Josh Cardan · February 19, 2026

Joe takes a Detroitian Hajj to Switzerland every three months in order to dump the catalytic converter scraps into lake Geneva xd

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Zach · February 4, 2026

Me. I’m the one that dips my potato chips in aioli.

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Kuma Flamewar · August 8, 2025

I closed my eyes, thought of a bomber, and got a freaking Lancaster. Bro I don't even like Lancasters >.>

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Tom · July 15, 2025

Record setting "Not to get off topic" from Nate. Not even 1m.

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Romeo Rage · July 14, 2025

Thanks for getting the Bulk & Skull theme stuck in my head

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K. D. Campbell · June 26, 2025

My grandfather was in B26s. Great to hear more about how they sucked.

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Jacob Minassian · June 24, 2025

Jin-Roh is amazing

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · June 22, 2025

What to do when Zeus steals your twink pilots? You do cavalry. Zeus will steal your fuckable young men & bestows IMMORTAL SUPERNATURALLY FAST HORSES Duh. Adittionally promise Poseidon a bull give him a shitter bull, get an anthropophagous supersoldier

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · June 22, 2025

Also. Praise Hera & stuff & maybe she makes your horsies Diomedan... though releasing people-eating immortal horses might be war crimes

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I_like_planes_and_cities · June 21, 2025

Nate, I flew C-130's we normally do personnel airdrops (static or freefall) at 130 knots. Our stall speeds are much lower... scary lower Very capable aircraft. I am sure you can find the answers on a War Thunder forum... but I still work for the DoD, so I don't want to disappear to a CIA black site. We do everything by "knots" in aviation too. As an AVGeek and military aviator this episode hits so good.

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It's Kay! · June 21, 2025

Man Tom Walker is so good, his podcast bigsofttitty.png is also a strong reccomend for anyone who also likes things like Boonta Vista. And 100% on the fast cars having impeccable comedic timing, he'll be in the quietest most random place and suddenly a screaming man in an SUV just precision strikes him in the face

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Raehan Durlabhji · June 20, 2025

The expanse is so good

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dase · June 20, 2025

Oh man if you like Chavez and haven't heard them I highly, highly recommend Polvo.

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LlamaLlama · June 20, 2025

The C-5 was designed with airdrop in mind as well, I've flown it as slow as 110 KIAS, so it probably has better stall characteristics than the Widowmaker

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I_like_planes_and_cities · June 21, 2025

110! that is scary in a C-5... I'll stick to -130's lol

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Panic Enthusiast · June 19, 2025

Built to Spill slaps!

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · June 19, 2025

Wait, the captain had 80% of his face blown off and the copilot didn’t take control? This explains the rehearsal perfectly.

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theoneGalen · June 26, 2025

Long before crew resource management was the thing

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Panic Enthusiast · June 19, 2025

Thank you for the Bulk and Skull reference. Their theme is our generations' Benny Hill.

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Guy Incognito · June 18, 2025

"It's kind of like airborne insertions... and it's like for a huge numbers of people sure"... VDV! Take off the strip! 200 men on a one-way trip Didn't even do anti-air suppression Who planned this mission? VDV! In afterlife I meet Fallschirmjagers from Crete!

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Ajusco Huerta · June 18, 2025

Sometimes you gotta perform a human sacrifice to Huitzilopochtli because you see Zeus take the form of a gaint goose and your engines are down

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SouthpawFL · June 18, 2025

I have finally watched Star Trek The Next Generation. It's so good and I think we need more optimistic sci fi instead of "cyberpunk dystopia #38483842838".

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Le Di Chang · June 19, 2025

They had optimism in the late 80s: America was out of the shadow of post-Nam depression, glasnost is in full blown and the Kling - I mean Soviet Union was on its knees, everyone was making money, stock market was going up and up. What could possibly go wrong?

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Loquin Britton-Herndon · June 18, 2025

We're gonna take Hiroshima out tonight Yeah, we'll show them what we're all about We're gonna bomb her from Enola Gay We'll let the good times all roll out And if the bomb ain't good, well, it's just too bad We're gonna war crime, no matter what Because the McArthur don't mind at the SWPA If you kill 'em and he wins the front. Nate did this to my brain.

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Alive Or Trees · June 18, 2025

It just occurred to me that so many people thought OMD was fronted by two homosexual men because their hit song with the word 'gay' in the title and confusing lyrics (if you didn't know the name of the plane).

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dogman · June 18, 2025

I feel like not enough people have watched Jin-Roh it's fucking awesome.

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Al · June 18, 2025

Jorts mention! But not that one.

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Vault Tec Rep · June 18, 2025

Speaking of gay, the two lead pilots on masters of the air flirt NONSTOP in that fucking show. I thought the pacific was flirty enough but hot damn do they go for it in this new show. Bro grabs other dudes face between his fingers all jokingly and nearly had me fainting. nothing like queer coded war movies 🥵🏳️‍🌈

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Brandon P · June 18, 2025

Also, big ups to the Iraqi insurgents who saw Nate's head sticking up out of an unarmored humvee filled to the brim with officers and said, "Too easy, let them pass."

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Brandon P · June 18, 2025

PATREON WHY WONT YOU LET ME ADD NEW LINES ON MOBILE!? LET ME MAKE PARAGRAPHS PLEASE! <p style="">Just as an aside about airborne insertions - everyone thinks about the big operations, Overlord, Market/Garden, Husky, Avalanche, Crete - but the majority of combat drops during the war were actually small-unit affairs. </p><p style="">In the Pacific, the 11th Airborne was using small recon and liasion planes to drop platoons or at most companies ahead of the main formation to act as an anvil to the main advance's hammer. In one notable instance on Leyte, the 11th's entire parachute artillery complement jumped onto a steep hill deep in Japanese territory because they would have a 360° field of fire and the Japanese wouldn't be able to dislodge them. It worked but they had to leave all of their guns up on that hill (which are probably still up there today) when the main advance got to them, and as a result they had to fight as a regular infantry formation until they left Leyte.</p> To Nate that might sound familiar, because they were literally doing helicopter assault tactics without the helicopters. So once the choppers proliferated, it's no wonder parachute drops became obsolete, because 9/10 times if you were doing a combat drop in WW2, it wasn't in much more than company strength. This wasn't just the US Army in the Pacific, but the Soviets, the Germans, and the Italians (both ours and theirs) were doing these proto-chopper drops all throughout the war.

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mumbles march · June 18, 2025

Have I ever seen the movie Memphis Belle? You mean what is in my brain a vehicle for the world’s hottest redhead Eric Stolz??? Is it wrong, that me a fellow ginge, fully zeroed in on the twink poet?

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David Schuller · June 18, 2025

They trained gunners on the backs of trucks with pintle mounted shotguns that had M2 handles and triggers. They’d drive down the road and shoot clay pigeons flung from the truck.

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Brandon P · June 18, 2025

That sounds like it'd be a cool Olympic sport.

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Alive Or Trees · June 18, 2025

Regarding music at the end- how the Demo remains your favorite despite later work, that's me with Arcade Fire. Their EP is so good. Funeral is great, Reflektor is great, but their EP is still something I listen to every time I have a long drive.

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Brandon P · June 18, 2025

Weezer's early demo tapes are better than anything else I've ever heard from that band.

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Matthew Mayton · June 18, 2025

I've flown in a B-17, B-24, and B-25 (in the US, these tour the country and you can take a 30 minute flight in them). They are all just nothing more than tin cans with wings that somehow stay up in the air. I feel a sneeze can puncture it.

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Noblese Oblahaj · June 18, 2025

The funny thing about the B26 is, once they trained the crews, modified the airframe, and stopped trying to make it do those missions- it become one of the best medium bombers of the war with one of the highest rates of survival. Teething issues would be a common theme with a number of US aircraft ( especially bombers) during the war.

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Matt Taylor · June 18, 2025

I’ve seen plenty of nudity at Bains des Pâquis in Geneva, but it’s always an old white person

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Noblese Oblahaj · June 18, 2025

Though the final version of the Marauder didn't have the Big Nose Gun, there were a lot of WW2 planes that had them. The Soviets built a fighter around a 45mm cannon. The US had a variant of the B25 with a 75mm howitzer. The Italians built a heavy bomber with a 102mm cannon

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Brandon P · June 18, 2025

I gotta look into that bomber. That sounds like a real spicy meatball.

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Bryant Mitchell · June 18, 2025

Gotta love waking up to a new episode on my birthday.

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SouthpawFL · June 18, 2025

Happy birthday then

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Matt · June 18, 2025

1: The Enola Sotadic Zone 2: The gay bomb is a real thing and definitely not a nuke.

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William Shackelford · June 18, 2025

Awww yeah, just wake up and a new Donk episode? Today is gonna be great.

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Jim Heeren · June 18, 2025

I’m just anticipating how Joe is going to pronounce IJmuiden

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Sparky · June 18, 2025

And here I am getting stuck on if it's an uppercase i or a lowercase L