EARLY EPISODE: The First Boer War: Part 2

The British troops should have done their confined space training because they got crushed

this podcast is getting weirdly close to me i live like 2 minutes away from the recording studio in the hague and the cuckstoel tweet was posted by a friend of mine lmao his user is @ racekak

Boer Hulk Hogan has to be in the top five most cursed creations of this podcast. Well done

I am disappointed none of you made a Mr. Dobalina joke. Where is the love for Del the funky homosapien?

I was waiting for a Dobb step joke. Its sweeping the Boer nation by storm circa 1880s

I would respect the Afrikaners more if they had settled polders off the Cape rather than invading the veldt.

If Dutch sounds like English spoken by people head injuries does that mean Afrikans sounds like Dutch spoken by people with head injuries?

IDK, I think the Bladers would be part of a support company or a spec ops unit. Maybe they'd be the equivalent of Field Engineers. Don't you know Moses used the power of Beys to part the Red Sea? (https://youtu.be/ZsfJJpwXTXw?si=eaD5J_vw20Z1Rc0O (not even a joke, it's canon))

Lmaoo I didn’t expect San Antonio metro area to catch strays in this one 😭 Fuck Shavano park PD ‼️

I don't know if he still does, but Werner Herzog watches every Wrestlemania.

Portland Maine not Portland Oregon is where allagash is

I’m pretty sure that one of the Bundy Ranch dudes pissed off a bunch of fascists for saying they supported Black Lives Matter during the George Floyd uprising.

Portentious to release a series on an armed uprising of rural rascists at the time of the current election.

My hometown is Anstruther and the miss-pronunciation is funny but also makes my teeth itch

Hulk Hogan once cut me off on Sanibel Island, pulling into a driveway. We were in a dodge intrepid, and he was in a lifted dodge 2500. Regardless of his shittynness, it was interesting and fun

I think Tom wants to do VO for cartoons…

If one can edge to imperialism, is decolonization technically post nut clarity then?

Werner Herzog Hulk Hogan sounds like a gay torture dungeon Nazi. Also I feel like the discussion of “well this time concentration camps were fine, actually” is coming.

Boer Wars are like Mad Max movies: the second one is the best. The first one is basically just a prequel, and you get everything you need to know about it in the opening voiceover from #2.

TBH, if there was Boer book club all they would be reading would be the Bible. Specifically the bit about the curse of Hamm.

One can only imagine the Scottish soldiers playing the lions theme as they advance towards a massacre.