BONUS EPISODE: Lions Led By Robots Presents: Chappie

Nascar's race in Indianapolis is actually called the Brickyard 400, it isnt the Indy 500 that Indycar runs. Terrible episode smh my head

Fun Fact: RoboCop was actually plagiarized. It was originally pitched by Harlan Ellison and Ben Bova as “Brillo”, based on their short story of the same name. The story was published around 1970 in a sci-fi magazine. They later pitched an adaptation of Brillo for Television and were shot down by an executive who’d go on to steal the idea, retooled it a little, and BAM. RoboCop. Turns out it’s IP theft all the way down guys. Original ideas are something of an artistic fallacy.

The intro is some quality Johnny Mnemonic product placement.

Elon Musk wants to make neurolink so he can call it USB type X which works on humans and chappies.

Her last name rhymes with pisser

Looking forward to seeing a York Automatons t-shirt

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I had to rewatch this without mind altering substances for the first time ever recently....holy fuck it hits different..and not in a good way...i still kinda like it in a weird way..it was just a LOT better with drugs

Can the gang please review Patlabor movies?

I need Alvin York automatons as merch now.

As someone who is around work visa white South Africans on a regular basis, Tom’s accent really isn’t far off. All it needs is a heavy dose of casual racism lol

There are things I like about Chappie and every time I think about them I remember Ninja.

This is where illegal blacksmithing gets us.

Can you micro dose battery acid? Maybe there are mental health benefits. Can you guys please lay off the Rosemary Kennedy jokes. She doesn’t deserve that. You could have easily substituted her for Bobby’s brain worms and made the same point. I would love to tape Robert Heinlein to a chair, pour a can of gasoline on him. Make him watch Chappie…and wait for him to beg for me to toss him a lit match. Asimov would just be like, “yep.” (Whatever the Yiddish version of “yep” is). I wish you guys could interview Nick Bostrom about Chappie. Thank you for the call back to Clayton Bigsby. “I hate Chappie processors using all the white man’s electricity. Big wide capacity storage - I don’t need a terabyte. Human Power!” “Let your computer hate out.”

You son of a... I made my girlfriend watch Chappie with me because you kept suggesting it in other podcasts.

Sorry guys, i gotta say it feels like y'all just didn't watch the movie correctly. Like the whole point of Ninja and his gang is that they are TERRIBLE PEOPLE. They're explicitly ridiculous and don't even do crime well.

I never played MGSV, because I had already been disenchanted with Kojima at the time. I was really annoyed by Quiet being overly-sexualized and that SPOILERS Big Boss wasn't the actual Big Boss, so there would be nothing added to the canon of Ocelot being hot for Big Boss, which is the best and most consistent part of the series.

Can we stop with the cold opens?

Probably the hardest episode to get through. Can we just go back to goon caves please?👏

Never before an episode of Donkeys made me laugh my ass off or quiver in disgust back to back this frequently.

Damn it man, you had a perfectly good chance to use "ACAB - Assigned Cop At Birth" and you missed it.

I didn’t want the bit to end

The Chappy episode is out, hope our boy Nick is watching (listening?)

idk man that feels like juggalo slander

Nice. Chappie sounds fun. Also, check what Gundam neo-Iraq's name is in g Gundam for your next episode, it's wild. I think you only catch a quick glimpse of it in the series but it's there.

The most excited any person has been for Chappie was me when I saw ya’ll finally do an episode for it.

Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls into outer space! Johnny 5 did it better than Chappie

FROGGY FRESH FUCKING REPRESENT.

I love the stupid and goofy openers you guys have been doing.

I’m gonna put a salt life sticker on my Subaru and date Joe’s mom

You’re thinking of ED-209, Joe. The giant killer robot that can’t walk down stairs.

Ninja looks like if Matthew Lillard was a crackhead.

I would kill for a Hard-core Henry review

Damn it, as a white guy from Nebraska I now have to watch Chappie 😂

Finally!

York automatons... does the upload come with an included religious fanaticism?