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July 3, 2024

BONUS EPISODE: The Strange Journey of the SMS Emden

A crew of German sailors who begin WWI as raiders in the pacific ocean end up in running gun battles through the Ottoman Empire on camel back.

Sources:

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/sms-emden-utm_sourcepenultimate.html

https://www.historynet.com/karl-friedrich-max-von-muller-captain-of-the-emden-during-world-war-i/

https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/germanys-bold-naval-raider/

https://www.awm.gov.au/articles/blog/the-curious-case-of-the-emden-bell

Fred McClement. Guns in Paradise: The Saga of the Cruiser Emden

Comments (35)

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Matthew · July 26, 2025

This can’t be the only Red vs Blue reference.

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LonesomeTroll · May 15, 2025

This is the craziest series of events yall have covered

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Elder Dog · May 15, 2025

His name was Rube Waddell.

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Solysp · August 8, 2024

Regarding German leftovers from Tsingtao I don’t know about kids, but I do know that they left a brewery behind and now Tsingtao is the second most globally consumed beer.

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Brode B · August 5, 2024

The Rube - by The Dollop actually lead me in a way to this podcast 😂 love it

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Matt Watterson · July 29, 2024

Great episode, this one was a lot of fun. I’d never heard about this story. I am gobsmacked the roach boat part of the story didn’t end in a Raft of the Medusa situation at best.

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Tuesdays · July 25, 2024

babe wake up new corpse infrastructure just dropped: load bearing roaches

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Major Dork Thorklestein, HonFRS · July 17, 2024

This sounds a lot like the plot of Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin novel "Treason's Harbour."

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Ducktownfc · July 11, 2024

Joe if you want a cardio sport check out some indoor soccer in your area. It’s a much smaller field (closer to the size of a hockey rink) and it’s much more intense than full field soccer!

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Clemmo · July 10, 2024

Fun fact: last name "von Mücke" translates to "of mosquito"

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · July 7, 2024

This reminded me of that greek dude who got stuck in Persia. Dude prolly had a "hang in there poster" tattooed on him for morale

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Noblese Oblahaj · July 6, 2024

To rollerblade on a Michigan road you need the full Attack on Titan harness to sail over the potholes

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AthenAltena · July 6, 2024

It wasn't super uncommon for some of the dyed in the wool Prussian military types to really hate Hitler. If I remember correctly some of the major players of Operation Valkyrie were just that type. A lot of them also disliked Hitler mostly because they saw him as a upstart nobody as opposed to their proud noble lineage.

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Andy · July 6, 2024

Though becoming a pacifist and disclaiming militarism and bits like "Germany doesn't deserve a military" were less common.

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William Shackelford · July 5, 2024

I will not lie. My subscription had expired and I was debating on renewing it. I did hoping for a good episode and this right here!!! I will forever subscribe to your channel! I laughed so damn hard I almost spat my beer out all over my dog Cleo by accident. I never saw the anti fascist ark coming. Totally surprised me.

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · July 5, 2024

Ironic that the Greek captain switched teams at the Malaka straights.

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Anarcho Slowpoke · July 5, 2024

Imagine this but there is a Kanonenfieber song in the background. In that case a very German band. So imagine this is happening and to the side shouting re-enacters with instruments.

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Mitch Guerrerio · July 4, 2024

Please do an interview with the Gaius Shoutius actor. He’s actually been in several military history movies/shows

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heffa · July 4, 2024

I played state level Field Hockey and fkn loved it! But a lot of that was coz my build and skills made me a perfect goalie. While everyone else has just shin pads the goalie gets full body armour. Being a 6'1 teen and build like a brick shithouse I feared nothing 😈

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Mitch Guerrerio · July 3, 2024

Gaius Shoutius strapped to the prow of a ship as a hood ornament 😆

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Jim Heeren · July 3, 2024

Maybe it’s just me. But I already give you guys money every month, so why does every episode still starts with an Patreon add. Seems easy to edit that first part out for the Patreon subscribers. Great episode though

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Thadde · July 3, 2024

You really want him to record two versions of every episode to 30 seconds of advertisement

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Kevin Bodel · July 3, 2024

A very long time ago (25 years or so) I visited the Australian War Memorial repository for work. The person I was working with took me to the tea room for morning tea, and there, just above the notice board with union notices and flyers for kittens being given away, was the crest of the Emden.

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Elsie Hupp · July 3, 2024

Isn’t Dracula at least partially about being stuck on a boat (with a vampire)?

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The Narrator · July 4, 2024

One chapter of it, yeah. That chapter got adapted into a film last year called, "Last Voyage of the Demeter" (which I haven't seen).

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Lain of the Wired · July 3, 2024

man imagine being one of those deep see isopod guys trying a cockroach for the first time

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PencilToes · July 3, 2024

Roachtisserie

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Sam Buckleberry · July 3, 2024

“No one should have to pay for a billionaires stadium” Exactly what people are trying to do in KC Missouri.

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RuPaul Craig · July 3, 2024

Fucked up boat stories are my absolute favorite subgenre of LLBD episode, thank you Joe

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Olafo Waffle · July 3, 2024

I don't know why it's funny when official records list you as having a drinking problem, but it is. It's like a Soviet dossier mentioning your drinking. Like how much do you need to drink to raise their eyebrows?

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Teeheemcweewee · July 3, 2024

Growing up in New England so weird because as a kid winters were insane and now they are barely existent and our summers are like NJ summers. Totally screwed.

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Page Chase · July 3, 2024

Speaking of a different time for sports, find old school videos of the Tour de France. No SAG vehicles, riders had to carry their own replacement tires. They'd also smoke like chimneys and carry wine bottles in their bidons.

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · July 3, 2024

Eating only ham and cheese sandwiches and amphetamines they willed themselves up mountains.

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Boden0 · July 3, 2024

I need that track suit

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Space Crusader · July 3, 2024

Genuinely one of the funniest episodes the Zoo Crew has been a part of