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June 10, 2024

EARLY EPISODE: The M眉nster Rebellion: Part 1

What starts as a rational critique of the Reformation turns into a wild, sex crazed, blood thirsty, and heavily armed cult ruled by a man who thinks he can cure blindness by spitting in someone's eye while mass executions take place via comically oversized anime sword.

The Anabaptists of Munster eventually turn everyone against them from Martin Luther to the Catholics to their own believers who simply like their wives.

Content Warning: Everything, throughout the series.

Part 1/3

Sources:

Anthony Arthur. The Tailor King: The Rise and Fall of the Anabaptist Kingdom of Munster

Peter Vansittart. The Siege.

Paul Ham. New Jerusalem: The short life and terrible death of Christendom's most defiant sect

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Comments (43)

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SirHumphrey 路 June 26, 2024

The whole thing with the Latin Bible is especially weird since the Bible wasn't written in Latin...

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Fuzzwork 路 June 24, 2024

Doing a pedicure with a belt sander? Naw, just go to the local farrier or hoof trimmer

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J Christie 路 June 20, 2024

". . . Rock band that turned everyone Muslim." So Taqwacore? Go it.

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theoneGalen 路 June 18, 2024

This is hilarious. I just relistened to the hardcore History episode about this exact same incident. Be fun to compare the two treatments.

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Abigail Boudoir 路 June 17, 2024

Listening to this whole thing on my way to therapy and back (we're normally telehealth for a reason),

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Eto 路 June 13, 2024

Art thou any crossover Jet Lag The Game fans who had their ears perked up when they heard Emden mentioned?

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Wolfgang Hoffmann 路 June 12, 2024

Awesome so my heritage has managed to start a fanatical Christian sect and then went on to write Hitlers theme song...what a rich heritage

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ZombieDwarf 路 June 12, 2024

Read the description without seeing the umlaut in M眉nster, thought it meant the Irish province, and thought 'ah, so that's what was up with those guys who worked for the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.'

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Tom Warner 路 June 12, 2024

Syphilitic Horses sounds like a crust punk band that covers Paula Cole songs.

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Rhiannon Capri 路 June 11, 2024

3 episodes at once? I know what I'm doing for the next 4 or so hours

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Jo毛l L 路 June 11, 2024

NATE HAS HUGUENOT ANCESTRY? Acadian cousin?

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Doc Malone 路 June 11, 2024

I鈥檓 so hype for this series!

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Arnim Sommer 路 June 11, 2024

Some fun facts: - Luther was born with the last name "Luder", which still translates to slut - a "M眉nzer" is someone wo mints coins - the sword attributed to M眉nzer (which was made from a scythe) is displayed in M眉hlhausen in Thuringia (yes, there are several M眉hlhausens - it just translates to mill housing) - there is M眉nster (where the Anabaptists were) and Munster, where the German tank museum is situated...

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Aquanaut 路 June 11, 2024

Oh god I listened to the Hardcore history episode of this saga...

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Jim Heeren 路 June 10, 2024

I work as an election member during elections here in the Netherlands. And yes there are still quite a lot of Melchiors around. Mostly as a second name though

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Final Bond Girl 路 June 10, 2024

Woah I think this is the first time in three whole podcasts I knew something Nate didnt

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Gil the Gilded Dragon 路 June 10, 2024

Re Christian Communism: worth remembering that this happened no fewer than thrice with the Monastic movement, & then the Franciscans & then the Spiritual Franciscans

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Gil the Gilded Dragon 路 June 10, 2024

On indulgences: they spare one from purgatory, not hell. Except maybe the crusading... but yeah hell is not avoidable, just the pain of purification

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The *spooOOOoouwuOooOkily* woman-shaped Pharmacist 路 June 10, 2024

I can't believe they made Christian Theocracy Maoists

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The *spooOOOoouwuOooOkily* woman-shaped Pharmacist 路 June 10, 2024

Shouting, "You just need to read the Theory" at the cowering peasant as I cut off his neighbor's head for the crime of suggesting Muslims might deserve rights.

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n4n4k1 路 June 10, 2024

Loving the FF7 and FFT chat

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jackson macpherson 路 June 10, 2024

Might get covered later but is there any reason why the guilds swung anabaptist? Was it a power grab or is there something about anabaptism that spoke to the guilds

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Olafo Waffle 路 June 10, 2024

I want to see a battle between the Bolsheviks and the Anabaptist. How long would it take before either side realize that Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man.

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Jonathan Sutter 路 June 10, 2024

Anabaptists made for some kickass food in south central PA

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Anggg 路 June 10, 2024

Sie haben die richtigen Umlaute verwendet, die Folge kann nur gut werden

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floatybirb 路 June 10, 2024

ROFL at "no one has introduced a heating rock to the dutch yet..."

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nightshade 路 June 10, 2024

Welcome back white Hong Christ

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piow 路 June 10, 2024

New logo is cute

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Noblese Oblahaj 路 June 10, 2024

As a tanker, Joe knows APDS stands for Armor Piercing Discarding Skynyrd

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The Project Project 路 June 10, 2024

I think Dan Carlin did a deep dive on this, a handful of years back.

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jackson macpherson 路 June 10, 2024

Prophets of Doom, IMO his best work

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Anthony Mikos 路 June 10, 2024

Oh I'm excited for this one. This is one of my favorite Hardcore History episodes.

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Max W 路 June 10, 2024

Oh god

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Mutual Aid Miniatures 路 June 10, 2024

Anabaptism is not to be confused with Anamanabaptism, which is chiptune catholoicism.

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Matt 路 June 10, 2024

Anarchobaptism, or anbap

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Angel-of-Deadlifts 路 June 10, 2024

As a not very serious Christmas and Easter Catholic, my whole thing is like if there isn't gold and statues of saints etc, what's the point??

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Markus D 路 June 10, 2024

I hate that the Catholic Church hoarded people's money, but you can't deny that they had an AESTHETIC.

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Space Crusader 路 June 10, 2024

Babe, wake up! New series with Nate just dropped!

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Andreas Lermen 路 June 10, 2024

There is a two part show for German TV from 1993. Jan van Leiden was played by Christopher Waltz.

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Garen Lichtschild 路 June 10, 2024

Sanest German religious movement

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Neverlost22 路 June 10, 2024

You might want to add the umlaut: I thought you were talking about Ireland for a second

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Nicholas Jones 路 June 10, 2024

Hell yeah!

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trashd 路 June 10, 2024

Yeah baby starting monday with mindless bloodshed makes *my* week feel better!