an Announcement; an Amusement; a lascivious Assortment

rip I joined late

Lets go!!! (Late tho:( )

AAAaA I'm so excited. Prays that I can win possibly. the copypasta I was gunna use was about spongebob but I was too scared people would take it seriously so I will refrain posting it.

I love meru 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 i need

OWO

Insert brain dead hot take here...

And that's why we can't have nice things...

I didn't touch myself in like almost 5 days, that's such a hughe accomplishment for me I... Alright forget it I just came :/

Join the conversation...

Need meruthingies need meruthings Aaaaaaaaaa

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I would like Meruthings :3

"Lana Lana LANA!" -Sterling Archer

Wowie, amazing

Family guy funny moments

brain dead shit

Meru is really close to mérou which is grouper in french, so thinking about something to write I imagined a big fish tryna make a cute "nyaa" face in my mind. I thank you not.

Joker from DC can solo anything

Braindead unfunny copy of previous postings #45 to enter the raffle^^

Damn, she wasn't lying. That ass really can fart. BRRAAAP

ME! ME ME! I WANT, GIMME GIMME! Meru waifu for laifu

A raffle is fine too

BING CHILLING

Wish ya luck

SpongeBob square nutts

Have fun at otakuthon!

Women

I love all the shitpost comments/copypastas. I didn't realize its for a contest lmao.

Hello there. I cant wait to meet you at the otakuthon

im playing donkey kong country

Can't wait for Callisto Protocol!

Maybe lady luck will shine on these old bones. Have a great rest of your summer, we'll be here! <3

I really wish I could be at Otakuthon

Always glad to see you still doing stuff, good luck with Otakuthon!

Yay !

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community

My chicken named Frederick is a United States Marine and you will respect them for their hard work and dedication >:(

humans are poop guns and eating is just reloading g

boys make the best girls.

Hey you, You're finally awake...

Whoooa! Sounds nice!!!

ayo fr fr bussin no cap

woozle wuzzle

Beep Beep Express! From Point A to Point BEEP!

Trying to post something classy Or even a little bit sassy Brain no want to work It's a bit of a jerk So I really have nothing to say...

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

it sure is windy out here

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Gilgamesh

Buy it. Use it. Break it. Fix it. Trash it. Coom it. Bend 'n upgrade it. Touch it. Throat it. Plug it. Work it. Slap it. Quickly turn it. Merulogic.

Is that a box of merch you got there, or you just happy to have us? ;3

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true.

Argle bargle.

wah

Fun stuff

"Haaeeeeeey, nice box." 😉👍

Odds of winning are 0% and I know this but, whatever. Meru!

Win or not im staying for that Merussy🤤

👍

man door hand hook car door.

Why not, let's try for some merch lol

I’m okay so I can just call the back of the door if they want to do something else I need to use the code and then for every now I need to see a picture and I will be able you could do a lot of the damage to the front door if

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Merumerumeruoooaaa

kinda quirky

yo that meru bussy boppin

We're here for braindead lewd loot

tfw you want that sweet free lewd shit but there's already hundreds of comments *pepehands*

ya like jazz?

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

God I'm terrible at the brain dead shit...

Let’s go!!

Im coooomenting

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Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

Eyo, gimmie some a' those tendies

Cats are my favorite animal.

Word.

AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaahh

*Enter zoomer slang

Free shit never hurt nobody, count me in!

Meru, you beautiful bastard, put it on me!

Kida is best Disney girl no cap.

Free meru stuff yeee

Nice reference

Heh, are you from Quebec?

lets gooo

I'm game for free stuff :D

Meep

My comment is that Eunie Xenoblade 3 is best girl.

Insert witty statement here.

Yo Meru is just insaneo style

So couple of weeks ago I’ve experienced the worst that could happen to a man such as myself, I’ve been shitting for over 2 days, unstoppable masses of shit pouring out of my asshole, it was like a portal from hell opened, it was fucking amazing, so yeah that’s about it, I just took a shit and it was good, so yeah see ya.

Ong? fr? no cap?

braindead comment

Comment

Yo

AMOGUS

Ayooooooo

INVITE

that's totes yeet yo

Meme goes here!

My grandchildren probably won't see luffy finding the One Piece.

Try finger, but hole

I like my coffee like i like my women, IN A CUP!!

I LOVEEE YOU MERRUUUUUU II CANT WAIT TO SEEE YOUUUU THEREEE

I can't wait for my opponents to dig up my comments here when I run for political office!

unga bunga

This is amazing, however it will inevitably affect the trout population.

I'm a degenerate!

Boobs

Man door hand hook car door

https://media.tenor.com/images/c52db26ca052c6559d522d3aae3e6fe8/tenor.gif?c=VjFfbWljcm9zb2Z0X3N3aWZ0a2V5X2FuZHJvaWQ

Omg, would absolutely love this. Love your work Meru 🥰

1000 year war arc of bleach is not only worst bleach arc just a really bad arc in general

My name's Steve. I dig blocks. I place blocks. I take over a village of morons. I force them to have the jobs I need them to have. I protect their asses for it. Zombies go "uuuuooohhhhh". Creepers go "psssssssszzzzzzz". Skeletons go "clack clack clack". Witches go "hue hue hue". Spider go "find me in your house". Raider try to raid. Iron golems find their way to get stuck. Some one killed my favorite farmer, rest in peace potatoe guy/gal/whatever. I try to bring new treasures to the village by going to the Netherlands . . . Or something like that. Ghasts wont leave me alone. Fire slime wants hugs. Big black skeletons hurt. Pigs are not friendly anymore. Life is hell.

I wanna make burgers for dinner

Ayo? Never hurts to try

Industrial society and its future, by Theodore John Kaczynski. seriously though, thanks and I love ur artwork

Dakimakura to hug the Meru!

While I never really win these kinds of things, I want to use the time here to tell you how much I appriciate your art. I enjoyed it for years before finding out you had a Patreon, and I am happy I now get to support you. I hope the con goes great for you, and that you have a great time.

There once was a demon named Meru, she travels the world and Peru, she sneaks in men's beds and gives them great head, and maybe her next target is you.

I want to put it up my ass

"They don't think it be like it is but it do."

Hope the con goes well

Damn I wish I could go but I'm poor and cant afford to go to canada. lmao

Tarnished, a word. I heard you conspired with Ranni the Witch. I understand. The need for puppet gush is strong. Do you think I've not felt it? In my quest to be all knowing, I too have known the draw to the blue cunny. With 'er four arms, think of all the things that she could do to it- your tarnished tackle. And then imagine ten more. Just tell me this: When she was miniature and in your grasp, did ye... stick 'er in a jar? And did ye fill that jar with your tarnished seed? I'd do the same if given the chance. Be on your way then. To the capital.

Cheese

Take care!

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Keep up the great work and i hope to win

*throws in a comment*......there you go

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr What's that sound ?? Merunyaa with a minigun

Effervescent.

Yes please

Whats a health hiccup feel like? Do they hurt or something? 🤔

*shows hand*

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

I've loved you work since the first time i saw the merucubuss, good luck with all the stresses of being a content creator, I wish you a bussin month fr no cap

(=＾ ● ⋏ ● ＾) (heavy breathing)

I really hope i get the package, i really love your artstyle and the merucubuss! That would be awesome. Good luck with the cons and all the work!

Merunyaa is giving away free shit! “What?” Yeah: 5x prints (in the 11x17 range), 9x Stickers, 5x Acrylic keychains- “Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?”

*Hilarious and interesting comment*

"Some brain dead shit"

Shift + Return/Enter to add a new line

raises... hand

what a legend

Roses are red, So are carnations... Free shit is good, So are tax evasions

Ocean man~~ take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand~~ 🎵

Never gonna give you up!

Hope everything has been good for you, and that the con goes smoothly!

We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him. Almost got to otakuthon this year but fell too close to animenorth for my wallet lmao.

Rest well!

*insert witty comment here*

oh shid??

Uhhhh beans?

*raises hand*

Time to post

Straight bussin

Free stuff!

🍆

Imma just leave this here :>

Join the conversation

Man I love frogs!

Ooga booga merch from you haa

*Dabs menacingly*

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.

Dicks are hot and tits are lovely

Anyone who appears in front of Meru is automatically a man or woman of culture

Frogs are pretty cool 🐸

You make great stuff. Have a wonderful day. frfr no cap

Nou

Honestly dude I think Bezos is gay. That’s probably also why his wife left him despite him being so rich. She thought she could take a chunk of his money and find a man who isn’t gay. That’s a win-win. Legit watch any Amazon Prime show and you’ll absofuckinglutely see dicks and male butts. And not even just silhouettes. Literal, sometimes flaccid, sometimes erect, in-the-mothereffing face- penises! I’m sure Bezos jerks it to hundreds of hours of raw footage. On the other hand, there is hardly ever any female nudity. All the tits and female butts artfully covered under darkness or handbras or simply stupid camera angles. What if the reason Bezos is earning so much money is to create a gay beam and make everyone else gay as well all because his wife left him?! And we have all been buying things off Amazon and funding the monster that will one day turn us gay! Makes me wonder if we want to turn gay. Stop funding amazon! Use flipkart!

swaws

Good luck with the Con! Even if I dont win is there a way to buy these online?

How braindead are we talking here? My brain's hardly working today, but it is still working.

Fr fr meru is based, no cap for realz

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

Hey, Hope the con goes well and you sell plenty of merch!

Enjoy the con, hope August is better for you than the past month has been.

Goated with the sauce no cap fr fr?

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Have a safe and good time at the con.

Meru is a good wholesome girl and no one can tell me otherwise <--- real

Sounds cool glhf everyone and good look at the con

There's no meme, just take care and be happy

I don't think we can even post images.

Good luck at the con, stay Hydrated!

GLHF with the con

WHEN'S DRAKENGARD TARO-SAN I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!!

Meru's art makes the horny go brrrrrrrrr

You son of a bitch, I'm in👉🏻

Some brain dead shit below-

Wish you all a wonderful time. Stay healthy meru ^^ love you all

Love your work, best freelance style art I have ever seen hell I never do Patreon for art, but I did just for you cause your art is creative, seductive, and just plain cute! Keep up the awesome work!

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Free stuff? I like free stuff!

1+1= 🪟

“It’s morbin time.” - Morbius, who then proceeded to Morb all over those guys.

Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean. Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying. These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS. STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid. It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth. FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN. IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU. This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...

I NEED that bundle!!! Holy shit! xD

boobs

Meru art has given me unrealistic expectations about how much succubus sex happens working at a coffeeshop...

I love demon tits yes pls let's go

You're a fed And you're a dead beat Tax evasion is a crime Vergil It's an obligation!

Bussin' makes me FEEL GOOD~

Your art never fails to amaze. Fr Fr

Oggi sono andato al negozio, e ho scoperto che hanno...gli amonghi! C'è l'amongo germoglio! L'amongo formaggio! L'amongo...parappa the rapper! Che belli gli amonghi ❤️❤️

Amogus sus impostor uwooooog seeeeegs excuse me excuse me excuse me can I please bite a chunk out of that a-rawr ruff bark bark borf beef boof. Best wishes and a speedy recovery.

hope things get better, have fun at Otakuthon, be safe and remember to stay hydrated! (also Crab Rave)

I hope the con is straight bussin’ no cap!

Consider this pointless comment my registration for the chance to get free stuff. I am always interested in free stuff 😁

Good luck out there! I mean it. You're doing amazing work as always. Make sure to take some time for yourself too, you deserve it. Oh and, dragon ligma balls.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

No hot take, Meru is hot enough. Hope my braindead simping for the sexy succubus is enough to enter!

Wish you all the best cutie! :3

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

Hope things get better meru

a mogus