FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 10/23

Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday, your newfound forever-home where you’ll be cared for and fed a steady diet of PRODUCTION UPDATES! Announcements for breakfast, Space King updates for lunch, Tom and Don for dinner, and some fan art for dessert! If you’re a good boy, that is.

Firstly, let’s start off with the first announcement:  WE’RE GETTING PERMANENT MERCH!

Keychains, figures, and pins! Plus, two t-shirts and a hoodie! That’s a whole week’s worth of outfits!

That’s right! An evergreen store where you can get glorious Space King treasures that don’t require preordering AND ships immediately! We have some of our greatest hits and new items that we haven’t sold before! But once the shop runs out of what we have, we’ll need time to restock, so as a way of putting supporters first, patrons get early access to the store (and 10% off)! Right now, as a matter of fact! 

To get access, use the super secret passwor- oh wait! I can’t reveal it here because then the freeloaders will get in! Fear not, we have a post you can view HERE so you can access the store and order some new Space King swag before we need to restock.

Become a modest king in our new garments! Brand-new hoodies and t-shirts!

A set of pins! Put them on your backpack, your jacket, your vest, your dog, whatever you can poke holes into! Showing your devotion has never been easier!

More Psycho Warriors have been birthed and are ready for immediate deployment!

Freeloaders rejoice! You’ll be able to access everything in the store TOMORROW (10/24) at https://flashgitz.shop

Another announcement for the Patrons: We’ll be hosting our MONTHLY CREATIVE LIVESTREAM this Monday (10/26), which is exclusive to Very Greedy Brothers and above! If you want to watch but aren’t in those tiers, you have until Monday to upgrade your to Very Greedy Brothers or above!

We’ll also be sending off ❄️🎄🎅CHRISTMAS CARDS🎅🎄❄️ to Very Greedy Brothers who are signed up by October 31st! There won’t be any cash in them (what are we, your grandparents?), but they’ll still be full of Kingsmas spirit!
See you Very Greedies on Monday!!

Now let’s get cracking on those Space King 6 updates!

Space King 6’s production has been fantastic! It’s been a long battle, but not only do we have all the rigging, backgrounds, assets, and special poses completed, but we’re also extremely close to getting all the animation done for the episode! All that’ll be left is compositing, special effects, animation fixes, sound, and music! I say “all that’s left”, but that doesn’t mean we’re at the finish line yet! 

There’s still a lot of work to be done, like that animation fixing thing I mentioned a moment ago where we go back and polish up all the animated sequences that need it. But we’ve made a lot of progress, so to celebrate animation nearing completion, I’ll show you guys some animated cuts first! Generous, I know.

Take a look at the episode so far!

Scanning a retarded QR code just to see the pasta restaurant's menu.

“My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first it's boring, but later it's riveting!” ~ Final words before being killed with said drill.

Space king 6 WILL have you looking like this.

Fixer-upper, no title, want it gone, $10,000.

A hungry hive of Psycho Warriors can strip the flesh off an entire giant in 2.5 seconds.

The distant glow of fiery genocide lights up the night sky. 

A special pose showing Hatemonger’s loving smile.

In this world, you either shit in the sink or sink in the shit.

Fun fact: The main characters didn’t have human head side-profiles until episode 5 when we needed to see them nakey.

Are you guys as excited as I am for episode 6?! NOPE! I just can’t wait for you all to see what we’ve been working on this entire time because it’s going to be the best episode so far! But I know it’s mean to tease you with something you can’t have, so to make up for it, how about I show you a bit of the Tom and Don video for this Saturday?

This week’s episode of Tom and Don is about the STREET FIGHTER MOVIE! Who knows more about Street Fighter than Flashgitz? (The answer is nobody.) We’ve done so many cartoons about Akuma having prayer beads shoved up his ass. Or M. Bison rubbing his bulge on Ryu’s face. 

So as Street Fighter’s biggest fans, we’re checking out the latest movie from the year of our lord 2026 to see if it sucks or not. Does Street Fighter 2026 tell a decent joke? How about a decent story? They’re bound to get SOMETHING right… right? The popcorn bucket at least…?

Take a peek at the latest episode!

The thousand-yard stare of a man forced to rationalize why women and men are in a co-ed prison.

Fair warning, we’ll be referring to the standard for Street Fighter films throughout this video.

THIS is what I was referring to when I said “the standard”.

While we finish up this video, don’t forget to come check it out this Saturday on the Tom and Don channel!

Brothers! That’s all for this week’s Flashgitz Friday. But before I ascend back into the sky, I want to thank our Acolytes, Brothers, Greedy Brothers, VERY Greedy Brothers, and of course, the humble and handsome CHOSEN. Space King relies on supporters like you to remain entirely independent. Space King’s fate rests entirely in your sweaty little hands. If you’re reading this and you’re not paying, just know that you COULD be doing more to help. Just saying.

Thank you, Brothers!

Praise Be!

Now let’s take a look at some of the FAN ART we’ve gotten!

Playable Minecraft models by u/_Avoxion_ on Reddit! Complete with faces under the helmets! If you guys want to play with these, go find the guy on the subreddit and get these awesome skins!

A sick Hatemonger by @necronauta on Instagram! Such a badass pose and an awesome expression!

An inspiring yet brutal depiction of War World by CozyCelery5348’s offspring on Facebook. Such violence. Such gore. Such an incredible drawing! Thank you for your submission.

Thank you, Brothers! Until next week…

Praise Be!