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October 9, 2026

FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 10/09

BROTHERS!!! Welcome back to FLASHGITZ FRIDAY! The only place you can get your grubby little fingers on some juicy Space King secrets. You’re in luck, because today’s blogpost has lots of secrets, so promise you’ll keep these things between us, okay? 

Let’s kick things off with what you’re all piled in here for: SPACE KING 6!

Space King 6 is crawling ever closer to completion! The whole team has been continuously toiling, trying to make this episode the best one so far. Well, mostly everyone…

Here’s your first secret: just between us, I think some departments MIGHT have been slacking off lately, especially our background guys. I think this is because they ALREADY FINISHED ALL THE BACKGROUNDS FOR EPISODE 6! We’ll make them sweep floors or something while they wait for more shit to do (or maybe we’ll have them start episode 7 teehee.)

Everyone else has been hard at work for this episode, including COMPOSITING! That’s right, here’s our other little secret: our compositing department, the guys who are responsible for combining all the separate elements of a scene, have already gotten to work! Compositing scenes means that we have our first glimpses at the finished cartoon! But don’t start foaming at the mouth just yet. There’s still a lot of work to be done, like more animation, special posing, and assets, but at least now you guys can see some of the nearly-finished fruits of our labor!

Take a look at some of the comp work, animation, and other things I found on the floor!

What’s in the mystery box, and is it contagious?

Captain figuring out that he could’ve just painted his lasers green.

Enjoy this one, yaoi-tards.

It’s tough out here on the front lines. They’re out here skinning dudes.

Taking a pit stop in the Mtn Dew factory.

A heavenly glow descends upon King Space’s new mountain hideout.

Hatemonger’s 10,000 CC Facebook marketplace piss-missile.

A couple scrapes and bruises after taking off his training wheels.

“I hope nobody comes and lifts my BUM FLAP while I’m doing push-ups!”

WOW! Are you excited?! I know I am! But we still need to wait, brothers, for this episode still demands more blood. But if you have a hard time waiting like I do, there’s always the TOM AND DON CHANNEL!

This Saturday on Tom and Don, we review the cult-classic film SMALL SOLDIERS! Is it the greatest piece of film ever created? Yes! But for all the wrong reasons. Apparently you’re NOT supposed to root for the warmongering bad guys who are trying to decimate the peaceful alien race? This movie was also a big inspiration for Space King, so if you like Space King, you’re legally obligated to check this one out!

Take a peaky-peek at the upcoming episode!

Everyone is allowed to join playtime except for Archer. He can watch.

“P-please stop.. my battery box is still raw~”

Everyone’s getting assigned homework after the review.

GO CHECK OUT THE SMALL SOLDIERS REVIEW! It was a lot of fun dissecting this movie and all its flaws, so let us know if there’s more movies we need to review!

Alright, Brothers, that does it for this week’s Flashgitz Friday! And as usual, I want to thank our Acolytes, Brothers, Greedy Brothers, Very Greedy Brothers, and the prideful-yet-humble CHOSEN! Your support means the world to us and we couldn’t have gotten here without you guys! You’re playing a big part in history by helping Space King remain independent, and when The Great Indie Wars of 2035 happen, you’ll be on the winning side. So sleep comfortably knowing that you’re among the highest echelon of brothers who are making an actual honest change in the world. Not through something gay like human rights campaigns or environmentalism, but by creating cartoons FOR THE BOYS! WOOF WOOF WOOF! 

Thank you again, brothers! And until next week,

Praise Be!

Now let’s check out some fan art! 

A fantastic piece by Estofado on the YouTube Community! I love the colors and proportions of these guys! The dead corpse pile is pretty great too.

Bloodhound by @Sup_DIA on X! This is a very cool work of art and he (rightfully) looks like a very handsome boy. 

A Hello Kitty Psycho Warrior by @YaKto666 on X! The Hello Kitty part doesn’t even bother me because it looks sick. You thought it would bother me? It doesn’t. Well maybe the bow does…

Thank you Brothers!

Praise Be!

Comments (47)

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Jamie Wahls · October 17, 2026

Hey, would you like a bunch of copies of If Anyone Builds It Everyone Dies? I was involved in some of the early editing on the book and could presumably get you a parcel of books for a giveaway, or something.

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Legion X Fretensis · October 16, 2026

+PRAISE BE+

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Meagan Mayfield · October 13, 2026

How do I find out why I’ve been a $15 patron for 3 months and haven’t gotten a single sticker of the month

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Flashgitz · October 17, 2026

Brother, please read our sticker announcements! Since you joined in August your first sticker set would be for the month of September, and October sticker have not shipped yet. We ask that patrons DM if they are missing stickers so we can take care of it privately and not disclose private info

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Lord Dhark · October 13, 2026

Can I cancel my Patreon Sub, that I bought solely for the Relic Captain Figure KS promo, or will I lose the RC figure? (I would like start to saving up for the $8,008,135 Hoodie after learning about the pledge manager drop.) Praise Be. 🫶

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Flashgitz · October 17, 2026

Brother! As long as you were a patron before the kickstarter ended you are eligible for the Relic Captain Figure! You don't have to remain subbed to receive the figure. Hope to see you back in the future, praise be!

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Dred Cthulhu · October 10, 2026

Praise be, brothers

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moyai enjoyeur · October 10, 2026

I have a question: Hatemonger is a ginger?

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EverydaySkeptic · October 10, 2026

The artist forgot to put a small hat on bloodhound😭😭maybe give him a couple curls on the side of the head for authenticity

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EverydaySkeptic · October 10, 2026

If I don't get a lore drop on hatemongers legion and planet heaven I'm going kms of boredom

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JosephG · October 10, 2026

PRAISE BE!

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ALEXANDER WRIGHT · October 10, 2026

Toy Soldiers? Awesome

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Icy Hot · October 9, 2026

You are doing space king’s work

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jessica · October 9, 2026

Praise be to space king!!!!

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SpyReaper · October 9, 2026

The Hate Bi- wheeler motorcade. Hatemonger may not be gay but...

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Codey · October 9, 2026

Idk if this question has been asked or answered but what happens to the little boys testicles when their replaced by the psycho warrior testicles?

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James Harper · October 12, 2026

If you watch every change... they are sucked out and replaced by globules.

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Sergei · October 9, 2026

I wasn't expecting the Hatemobile

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Prolapse4Slaanesh · October 9, 2026

Space King bandanas would go so hard. Our canine homies need some drip too. Lol

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Archibald The LvL 10 Wizard · October 9, 2026

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

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Tony · October 9, 2026

Archer getting the cuck chair wasn't in my bingo board this week. I remember seeing small soldiers many many moons ago and I always wondered why the freaking hippie cow (Archer) was getting so much air and the cool soldiers where supposed to be the bad guys.

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Calinwan · October 9, 2026

Praise be.

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Zonagon · October 9, 2026

Green Space Soda anyone?

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Sputnik · October 9, 2026

Idk why, but I’m getting Biker Mice vibes from those bikes

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Nick Berghuis · October 9, 2026

PRAISE BE, YOU BEAUTIFUL SUMMBICHEZ!!

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Mantis_Man · October 9, 2026

Small Soldiers review?! With toys?! Fucking awesomeness!! I loved this movie so much as a kid :3

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DoomSlayer187 ! · October 9, 2026

Man if only Terry was here PRAISE BE HIS NAME 🫶 i bet he would have an awesome ride either its genius or so retarded that its cool any way

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Sage Mage · October 9, 2026

Flashgitz should totally make a legion that uses the Crip gang sign, with Terry as their newest member, due to his ... new outlook on life

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Slack Attack · October 9, 2026

Small Soldiers is such an underrated gem that doesn't need a sequel 30 years after the fact. Please, Space King, don't let it happen ever.

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Marc · October 9, 2026

If at least one biker doesn't have a fu man chu, I'll be disappointed.

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Panzer Huy · October 9, 2026

PRAISE BE!

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Andrew Bigwood · October 9, 2026

Anyone else notice that the Hello Kitty Psycho Warrior is a black X misfit?

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James Harper · October 9, 2026

I didn't at first! Good catch! Looks like more filthy and degenerate heresy to purge!!!

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😁Fancy_Bunny🐰 · October 9, 2026

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!!

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Zachary Luster · October 9, 2026

Praise be

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Sody Pops · October 9, 2026

Praise Be

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C. Mp · October 9, 2026

FURRY CRUSADE on DreamWorks Forgotten Island

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Booger Eater · October 9, 2026

Praise be!!!!?!!!

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Richard Toussaint III · October 9, 2026

The fan art is always so impressive! I love it. Cant wait for Space King Episode 6! Is this technically season 1? Season 1 episode 6.

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Dr Dangalang · October 9, 2026

Chip Hazard is why i Joined the USMC real story

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Susanoo · October 9, 2026

Hatebiker, the bike must speak in a lower pitch like the opposite of Hatemonger’s mace

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Joshua Leithhead · October 9, 2026

That bloodhound fan art is sick! Love it. 🫶

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Aaaaaa · October 9, 2026

Praise be

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Jak · October 9, 2026

PRAISE BE! A bike episode? I guess White Scars are your favourite chapter after all.

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Slamslime · October 9, 2026

+PRAISE BE+

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Ronnie Winchell · October 9, 2026

Awesome!!!

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Patrick Molloy · October 9, 2026

++PRAISE BE++